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I wish I have opened this thread before posting this comment. Now it's too late. Can anyone tell me what is the purpose of asking you this question?
 
ok, got it, I will remember to forget to mention it, in future unwritten posts. I must however point out that it is highly unlikely that the disagreement will be settled without making the subject unclear to anyone uninterested!
 
JamesDean said:
ok, got it, I will remember to forget to mention it, in future unwritten posts. I must however point out that it is highly unlikely that the disagreement will be settled without making the subject unclear to anyone uninterested!
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Is that with mayonaise or with ketchup?
 
I must admit that I hardly misunderstand what you all are not talking about. Shame on you.
 
I think that was at the same time Depeche Mode was having a pajama party in the train station.
 
Protrudingly speaking I wouldn't say that nobody would say neither no nor yes. But that's just my 2,000,000 cents.
 
Well, as the Jabberwock said late that night when the sun was bright, I'm going to the beach to see some light so don't cry for me argentina!
 
cinzia said:
Well, as the Jabberwock said late that night when the sun was bright, I'm going to the beach to see some light so don't cry for me argentina!
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Finally someone with common sense! How disturbing!
 
as the blind man said to his deaf daughter as he picked up his hammer and saw....well, that's a deep subject!
 
cinzia said:
as the blind man said to his deaf daughter as he picked up his hammer and saw....well, that's a deep subject!
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But, you know, I think everything counts in large amounts. Except maybe for a large jar filled with coins. That one's countless!
 
MJnVA said:
When they repave roads, they never pave fast enough. We will NOT discuss my fart theory.
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There is NO Fart theory, its all conspiracy, like the time I caught a fly trying to steal my watch!!!!
 
Birchey said:
There is NO Fart theory, its all conspiracy, like the time I caught a fly trying to steal my watch!!!!
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Say, watch it there, there is no which, what or where, my minivan has a flat tire, said the canary to the bear.
 
You guys aren't making any sense! And you're wrong in your nonsense too, I told you that chicken aren't born with feathers!
 
Poop in the bucket, she said.

No, he replied. I cannot poop in the bucket. The bucket holds purity and my poop is not pure.

But your poop is your poop, she replied gently. It is pure if you are pure and make it so.

Nevermind your fairy tales, sweety! We are men, our poop is not pure. It smells fowl and if you eat only your poop you will die. How is it pure?

How dare you! Eating poop is what I have done all my life. I am still alive!!!

How are you still alive if you have eaten poop your entire life?!

Poop in the bucket, I say!!!

Answer my question!

No!!! Poop, it's pure! It's pure! Poop in the bucket and I will eat it and show you myself.

No, that is disgusting! I told you, I explained, it's not pure. No it is not. You will stop eating poop this instant! You hear me?! I have kissed you all these years with poop mouth?!? Disgusting! Poop mouth!? Agh!!!!

Poop is pure and good for the tummy. It contains all the minerals that your body conveniently sorts out of your food and you eat it to get the nutrients. You didn't know that? Poop is vitamins. Poop is pure!

This is not true! No, this is crazy talk! This is not true! Poop isn't pure! All my life I've been taught that poop is bad for you, you will die. What you are saying is ludicrous, I cannot believe it!

Poop in the bucket and I will show you, she replied firmly.

... OK. I will do it. I want this to be over. After this, I will have to reconsider our relationship.

Good. Poop.

[Poop is excreted into the bucket.]

This is a soft stool, like pudding! She giggled joyously.

Okay? He replied confused. You're really going to eat it? Eww, it's watery!

I will eat a little, you can eat the rest with me! She said.

Me?! Eat my own poop!?

Yes, the nutrients! Think of how malnourished you are. Eat the poop.

[The poop is nibbled.]

Aw, it tastes like crap!

Vitamins always taste like poop because they are the dried out poops of small woodland creatures.

I see... This all makes so much sense to me now. It's very clear. I think the poop has opened up my eyes.

She smiles, Poop has a way of opening people's eyes. The stench alone will do that.

Indeed.

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How delicious.
 
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