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^ are you positive? (looks at the list of naughty and nice) um? you have several
naughty things you have to own up to? :lol: that might be why? its dated from last
year too hmm maybe this year? :lol:[/b]
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Khabi Kushi Khabi gum was the last one i think, saw it recently - I hadnt seen this film for like 5 years, didnt like it the first time around cos every other second someone started crying :rolleyes:

I think the next one I plan on watching is Lagaan - that film kicked ass, easily my favourate Amir Khan film
 
Kabhi khushi.. is emotional movie :cry: .... everyone's crying in that movie :cry: ... overall a good film

Lagaan is a nice movie too... but i dont like all the hype surrounded by the movie .since it went for oscars and all fared nothing :D


Watch Chake de if possible.... shah ruhk khan is certainly one of the best actor, my fav. after hritik :)
 
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *F ! % K*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!



talk about brilliant lyrics :wub: the guys pure genius WOW
 
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *F ! % K*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

talk about brilliant lyrics :wub: the guys pure genius WOW[/b]
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I remember that song!! rofl!! ok byeeeeeeeee HUGS to all :D
 
^^^ yeah... i know...but since when did u started singing songs? :unsure: (for roxy)[/b]
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since 1985 one year before i was born :zformation: i wrote bad, dangerous and also some HIStory tracks. i gave them as a gift to michael though. i'm also writing a few songs for his new album now :sarmoti
 
Kabhi khushi.. is emotional movie :cry: .... everyone's crying in that movie :cry: ... overall a good film

Lagaan is a nice movie too... but i dont like all the hype surrounded by the movie .since it went for oscars and all fared nothing :D
Watch Chake de if possible.... shah ruhk khan is certainly one of the best actor, my fav. after hritik :)[/b]
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hritik - can act, but I like to see him dancing rather then act though

Abishiek is apparently making some kind of super hero film now and apparently its going to cost a stupid amount of money :mellow:
 
since 1985 one year before i was born :zformation: i wrote bad, dangerous and also some HIStory tracks. i gave them as a gift to michael though. i'm also writing a few songs for his new album now :sarmoti[/b]
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Anyone knows... how to read english? can u please explain what's written in above post :unsure:
 
Anyone knows... how to read english? can u please explain what's written in above post :unsure:[/b]
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Mujhe yeh sunker bahut khushi huee. Aab humein supurdagi ki sharte aur bhugataan ke tariko ko tay karne ki jarurat hai.
Agar suvidhaa janak hai to yeh sab anubandh taiyar karate samay karange.
Mujhe koi aapati nahi hai. Hum aam taur par bhugtaan milane par maal bhejate hai. Hum maal ka beema aur bhada bhi karate hai.
 
hritik - can act, but I like to see him dancing rather then act though

Abishiek is apparently making some kind of super hero film now and apparently its going to cost a stupid amount of money :mellow:[/b]
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u know... Hritik is the only "saaf-sutra" actor left here in bollywood, with no controversy or negatives with him.. he's good actor :yes:

Abhishek.... to make a super-hero film? :unsure: i never knew that... his last release "jhoom barabar jhoom" was a super-duper flop... he does'nt look like a hero too :( :(

well now next film to watch out would be fardeen khan acted "darling" by ram gopal varma.... i've heard its a thriller/horror movie
 
Mujhe yeh sunker bahut khushi huee. Aab humein supurdagi ki sharte aur bhugataan ke tariko ko tay karne ki jarurat hai.
Agar suvidhaa janak hai to yeh sab anubandh taiyar karate samay karange.
Mujhe koi aapati nahi hai. Hum aam taur par bhugtaan milane par maal bhejate hai. Hum maal ka beema aur bhada bhi karate hai.[/b]
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^^^^ for those poeple who want to know what roxy is talking... read chaos's post

poo poo and more poo with some bull poo to go with it[/b]
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yeah...good translation chaos :yes: :yes:
 
Abhishek.... to make a super-hero film? :unsure: i never knew that... his last release "jhoom barabar jhoom" was a super-duper flop... he does'nt look like a hero too :( :([/b]
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I think it was just announced or something, apparently it is gonna cost more then Hritiks "Krish"... which kinda make me think that who ever is putting that kind of money forward must be a total fool :blink:
Bachan made like 14 flop films when he started out but atleast he could act....

Abishiek should just retire :yes:
 
Abhishek need not worry... his "baap" has a lot of cash!

u know krish 3 is soon to be released may be in nov/dec... hritik will strike back :)
 
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