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:lol: Dang :lol:!!!!

Ohh now Poe, *pop locks stiffly* Just let the music take ya' *Turns on Saturday Night fever Soundtrack*
 
That got dangerous real fast :lol: :lol: :lol:!!

*Speeds ova' in power chair* and let me gess ya hurt yaself too? *knits with bifocals on*
 
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*Speeds wheel chair over to phone* We need a Medic! *Squints to try and dial 911 presses 411*
 
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Alright now, you hold on there now, I need my otha' glasses... *Speed wheel chair into table, *Dials 611* Mmmhmm.. *hears disconnection*
 
LOL!!!!!!!!

(feels his way along the walls) Fido is that you? cuz iffin it aint
theys something furry right here next to me and I dont rightly
know what it could be? ( thinks to self........why am I still smelling
oatmeal they said it was all gone?) hmm...
 
*Eats oatmeal moving every time you get close* You Smell Nuffin!
Gimmie My wig! *Puts it on sideways* Right there the lamp! I'm right there :lol:
 
(follows the scent) Oh boy Oatmeal!! (touches the bowl and then ......... ) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh plop....... (oatmeal lands on head and all over)
am I outside I hear birds...... oh no!!!!!
 
*Speed power chair to window* Dang, he beat the oatmeal on his way down.... *Drops down his bifocals* :lol: :lol: :lol:! *sits dentures in glass*
 
feels glasses land on him puts them on........OMG the birds are attacking!! ahhhhh!!!
someone? anybody? Im becoming a full course meal!! :lol: ouch stop that!!
 
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*Accidentally Pop Locks in* around the room *smacks Poes hand * STOP touchin my legs they wouldn't be so hairy if they'd give us razors, I can't help it. While you guys been sitting around all day chompin your gums and playin bingo I got busy making my thong depends. I got a meetin lined up with the marketing department and they're goin into production!
 
Did you all fall asleep on me in here?

*mumbles to self as I leave the building*

bye bye everyone. Might be back tonight sometime sporting my new creation. :lol:
 
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