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Okay, I've added a second part to this "story" LOL... I
so need a life
Part 2: Sneddon sues Michael
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, do you know why you’re here?
Michael: I turned Snedface into a pig?
Lawyer: What you did was humiliating to my client, and it was unacceptable!
Michael: But he was asking for it…
Lawyer: You will be thrown in a prison cell if you did this…Did you, or did you not turn Snedface… I mean… my client into a pig?
Michael: What if I refuse to answer this question?
Lawyer: Remember you are under oath, you must answer truthfully!
Michael: You want the truth?
Lawyer: Yes, Mr Jackson the truth…
Michael: The truth is…
Michael: Mikey tired…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson?
Michael: Mikey go sleepy now.
Lawyer: We have evidence against you Mr Jackson…
Michael:...
Lawyer: Wake up please! We are in a court of law!
Michael: Okay, fine, show me the doggone evidence…
Lawyer: This is Exibit 626. Mr Jackson, please describe what you see in this picture…
Michael: I see…
Michael: *Looks up Sneddon sitting opposite him on the plaintiff’s table*
Michael: *laughs hysterically* This is you all over, man!...
Michael: All over!
Lawyer: Mr Jackson! What do you see?!!
Michael: okay… I see Snedface…
Lawyer: Does it seem strange to you that Snedface…ugh!...Mr Sneddon appears to be a pig in this picture?
Michael: He always looks like that though…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, this is inappropriate…
Michael: okay… yes, he’s a pig…in the picture I mean
Lawyer: And what possessed you to do such a thing to this innocent man?
Michael: Say what?
Lawyer: what possessed you…
Michael: One order of candy over here!
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, answer my question, please…
Michael: hold the orange jelly babies!
Lawyer: You are disrupting the court…
Michael: *Michael mumbling under his breath* There are orange jelly babies in here! I thought I told them to keep it to themselves!
Lawyer: You are in court, this is inappropr…
Michael: You want some candy?
Lawyer: Mr Jackson…
Michael: The orange jelly babies are all yours…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, can we please get back on track here…
Michael: Okay… fine, your loss…
Lawyer: Why did you turn my client into a pig?
Michael: It was something that needed to be done. Nature MADE SURE that I compensated for everything Snedface had done to me. I turned him into a pig… Big Deal!
Lawyer: And his boyfriend, Mr Bashir. You had turned him into a dog!
Michael: Bashit was asking for it… he gets on my nerves more than Snedface!
Lawyer: I have no further questions your honor, the defendant has admitted to the crime…
Judge: Do you have anything else you would like to add to your testimony, Mr Jackson?
Michael: Just one other thing, your honor. Somethings that were stated in this court room were false, Snedface, obviously has something against me. But here is one thing that is absolutely true… 100% true your honor…
Judge: and what is that, Mr Jackson?
Michael: I…
…am…
….Sexaayy!
Judge: Mr Jackson, get off the stand!
Michael: *laughs* just thought I’d state the facts