COZZIE they did but then tried to be empathetic while doing it. it was all about paris but they did't say what they wanted to say, they said waht they thought was apropos...it was lame.
if u kiss the media's ass, they'll rub urs right back. jan vs. justin...proved that.
and here's an easier to read transcript of the twitter war between mario/perez and jon
John Mayer @
perezhilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer That’s real funny! Ha ha! And I’m sure you also think I “deserved” to get hit!
John Mayer @
PerezHilton Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
John Mayer @
perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and
[COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]going [COLOR=blue! important]bankrupt[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] or what have u.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!
John Mayer @
PerezHilton agreed. So let’s meet up this week and I’ll give you your first krav maga instruction. We’ll break the event down and learn…
John Mayer @
PerezHilton 1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives (”get back!” placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack….
John Mayer @
PerezHilton by understanding the genetics of a violent incident you can learn to avoid them. And if you can’t, you will learn to end them.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer I can never tell if ur being sincere or not. It doesnt matter. Have Harley email me contact info for this so I can do on my own.
John Mayer @
PerezHilton this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer I cant DM u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm. I talk shit but I sincerely wish no 1 harm.
John Mayer @
perezhilton from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer I totally did experience a lack of control – on the part of Will.I.Am and his road manager! I agree with you 100%!
John Mayer @
perezhilton people don’t want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer And people DO want to see me hurt. That’s what I’ve been reading over and over again. But it’s cool. I’ll be back 2 normal tomm.
John Mayer @
PerezHilton Yah, you’re not getting it… OOH! OK. It’s like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer Once again, we agree! I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that’s illegal!
John Mayer @
PerezHilton then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you’re not gonna get it. You’re a sweet guy though.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that’s just me.
John Mayer @
PerezHilton you might have a gash on your face for a few more days, but the real healing? It’s happening right now.
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer All I really care about in this world is doing right by my family and my dog, and sharing and listening to music.
John Mayer @
perezhilton now you sit down behind that Tandy
[COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]computer[/COLOR][/COLOR] and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing.
John Mayer @
perezhilton because today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you. #perezisokbyme
Perez Hilton @
johncmayer I’m not human! I’m a monster! Good night, John Mayer.