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[Lorraine]

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If it isn't broken, don't fix it.

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[Pua]

Anyone can buy wine or flowers. Show up with champagne and orchids.

 

[Pua]

Every mistake is a chance to learn something new, to get something right.

 

[Lorraine]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Avoid senseless contradictions with others.[/FONT]

 

[Poefiend]

:lol:

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life.
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[Lorraine]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well-liked.

:happy: lol
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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner. Okie dokie then? :lol:
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[Lorraine]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Good things are being said about you.

about time too :lol:
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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you. I always do :lol:
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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your modesty will shame those with lesser knowledge.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

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Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at.

:lol:
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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When all else fails, just tell them to kiss your posterior! ok.......KISS IT!!
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[Pua]

Your LOVE Fortune: Where there is great love there are always miracles. --- The intensity of your feelings will cause good things to happen that are beyond your wildest dreams.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Relax and enjoy yourself. [/FONT]I'm trying

 

[Lorraine]

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Your LOVE Fortune: Speak this day in the universal language of love. --- Be brave - speak from your heart and the answer you receive may surprise you.[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]


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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Be prepared for a sudden, needed and happy change in plans.

Yay! lol
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[Pua]

You write the script that is your life. Don’t stutter reading your own lines.

 

[Lorraine]

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Nature, time and patience are the three great healers.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You will have a long and healthy life.[/FONT]

:wild::girl_happy:

 

[Pua]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

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A person is never too old to learn.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Here is your fortune.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Take advantage of your great imagination. It will serve you well. :wild::lol:[/FONT]
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[Pua]

My inner avatar isn’t amused. Nope, not one bit.

:lol: that was yesterday :mello:

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.[/FONT]




Your LOVE fortune: A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. --- Enjoy your love and if you feel it falter, perform one small loving gesture each day for a week.

:wub: that's sweet

 

[Pua]

Buy flowers for someone you love. No, I mean today!

I'm gonna buy some for myself today :lol: so cheerful :give_flowers:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You always know the right times to be assertive or simply to wait.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Three things you don’t want to hear in a traffic jam: screeching brakes, an approaching siren, "I feel sick. Oops, too late".

:lol:


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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Avoid senseless contradictions with others.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Here is your fortune.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You would make a good lawyer.[/FONT]


:huh::lol:

 

[Pua]

Yes, change really does begin with you. Better get started.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The secret to good friends is no secret to you.[/FONT]



Your LOVE Fortune: Walk carefully in the beginning of love. --- Don't give it all away, love but watch with a rational eye to be certain of what you think you're seeing now.

 

[Michaele]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.


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[Lorraine]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]When was the last time you had to call your own cell phone after misplacing it?

Yesterday


[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms, arial,helvetica] Your LOVE Fortune: One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked. --- Love is a great risk, but not loving is of greater risk - even though you may have been hurt badly before - a great love will come to you soon and you must be ready to accept it.[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms, arial,helvetica] Your LIFE Fortune: Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. - Yoda --- Repeatedly picture yourself doing whatever it is that seems most difficult at this time and you will succeed beyond your expectations when the time comes.[/FONT]
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[Pua]

Sometimes I don’t understand life. Other times I’m just bemused.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Each person is the architect of his or her own fortune.[/FONT]



Your LOVE Fortune: Where there is great love there are always miracles. --- The intensity of your feelings will cause good things to happen that are beyond your wildest dreams.