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^LOL, I like that one:p

Tell those close to you that you love them before it’s too late.
and
Your LOVE Fortune: Pay attention to your dreams tonight. --- They will tell you what you need to enhance a relationship.
 
Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home.

oh really, do they?

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Why train to be a dinosaur veterinarian? Think tomorrow, not today.[/FONT]


 
there's something wrong with my previous post, whenever I refresh the page a different fortune cookie shows.
 
"In the garden of your dreams many things will blossom soon. --- Watch your garden carefully - and care for the tender shoots of love."
 
^That's a sweet one, Summer. :)

poefiend said:
Dance like nobody is watching ( this isnt from the site LOL its from
a fortune cookie I opened recently when I bought chinese food) :p
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Okay, get the popcorn out. Here comes another long queen g story. But it is a true story.

I do that; I dance like nobody is watching but it had gotten me in trouble. :lol:

I normally don't dance in front of people and I have been in very few situations where dancing is going on anyway....but...twice I have attended employee parties where there was dancng. These two situations were ten years apart...I thought the first time it was a a very strange fluke. But, in both times I was just sitting there because the music didn't move me, I can only take so much of YMCA, with everybody hopping up and down in unison. Hehe. So, in both these situations, someone came over to me and said, "What will it take to get you to dance too, we don't want you sitting here." So I groaned and said maybe something with more sub-beats going on ...oh dear... if you really want me to. I think the first time they put on a Gloria Estefan song and the second time, when it happened ten years later, a Donna Summer song. Anyway, both times they came up with something with rhythms I could enjoy dancing to. So I said, "Okay."

So I got up and did my thing which is dancing like nobody is watching and at some point, both times, I looked around and everyone had stopped dancing and had formed a circle around me and were cheering and clapping in time with the music. I was like....OH MY! This is embarassing...what happened here? It was so strange of a thing to me the first time, which was at a work party when I was about 31...and then ten years later, it happened again! The same way. And that second time I hadn't danced to secular music for about ten years, since that last tme. Sooooooo strange. *laughs*

So I don't dance in public....obviously I must dance like a maniac!!!! I just mind my own business and dance in my garage with the all doors shut ALL alone. And I'm a happy camper. :D Oh, silly memories. How they come back to haunt you when you get older.

Today's fortune: Mind your own business when you're dancing. Haha.
 
The more you do for others, the more others do for you.

:mello:
 
^ That smiley say's it all.. it's like yeah right? :lol:



[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]My inner avatar isn’t amused. Nope, not one bit.[/FONT]
 
Today's fortune: Take heed when the kettle calls the horse's mouth a gift.
 
Love centers around acceptance and forgiveness.
 
Your LOVE Fortune: Tell them what you really think. Otherwise, nothing will change. --- Speaking honestly right now will save you much sadness and will set the course for you to move through life with strength.

:scratch:LOL!




Your LIFE Fortune: Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around in awareness. - James Thurber - The past is gone, the future is unformed - all that is, all that we have for certain is the now - live the moment and you will be rewarded.


:)
 
Today's fortune: Don't count your chickens until they are all in one basket.
 
"One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked. --- Love is a great risk, but not loving is of greater risk - even though you may have been hurt badly before - a great love will come to you soon and you must be ready to accept it."

:wub:
 
"Give gifts that you’d want to receive yourself"

What a coincidence that this came on Halloween? :lol:
 
One of those days when your only goal is to get through the day with your sense of humor intact.

:lol:
 
Today's fortune: A penny saved is worth two in a bush.
 
When your partner isn’t home do you still sleep on your side of the bed?
:lol: I don't even HAVE one!
 
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Do not wait for others to open the right doors for you



New link for another site

http://www.durken.com/fortunecookie.asp
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Fortune cookie

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Here is your fortune.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Many pleasurable and memorable adventures are in store for you :wild:[/FONT]

 
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.[/FONT]
 
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Be prepared for a sudden, needed and happy change in plans.

:wild: lol!
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The more you do for others, the more others do for you.

not again :bugeyed

:lol:
 
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You may be hungry soon: order chinese takeout now.

:lol:

I am hungry now, chinese takeouts are now shut :no: LOL!
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Fortune cookie

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Here is your fortune.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Relax and enjoy yourself.[/FONT]

:)

 
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