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Buy flowers for someone you love. No, I mean today!

:eek: I did :eek:
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Relax. Breath. Everything will unfold as it should.


Good.. :)
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Would you steal if you knew you wouldn’t get caught? Lie if you could get away with it?.
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]What secret(s) will you take with you to your grave?[/FONT]
 
Share of yourself and be rewarded in kind.
 
Your LOVE Fortune: One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked.
--- Love is a great risk, but not loving is of greater risk -
even though you may have been hurt badly before - a great love will come to you soon and you must be ready to accept it. :heart:

Your LIFE Fortune: A single step begins the journey of a thousand miles.
-- Take that step, no matter how small, within the next seven days... :)

Your FUNNY Fortune: Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is. :unsure::lol:
 
God doesn’t give us tests He thinks we can’t pass.


Amen!!!
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Time is a non-renewable resource. Don’t waste it.[/FONT]
 
Have you named your demons? Do you tease each other? Have you made your peace with them? Yet?

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whaaa? :ninja:
 
Buy flowers for someone you love. No, I mean today!
 
You can lead a horse to water but sometimes you have to dunk its head under.

I thought that was pretty funny:lol:
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]The kind of person who checks the boxes marked other and all of the above.

LOL!!
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Never trust coffee you can see through, coffee in styrofoam cups, or anything called coffee served in an airplane.
 
Divorce is expensive. It costs a lot too.


:huh: something I haven't experienced thank you very much
 
[FONT=comic sans ms, arial,helvetica][/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms, arial,helvetica] Your LOVE Fortune: Tell them what you really think. Otherwise, nothing will change. --- Speaking honestly right now will save you much sadness and will set the course for you to move through life with strength.
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Your LIFE Fortune: In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. --- You will have the opportunity to support a friend. You will know it is the right thing to do. [/FONT]
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What was the weirdest question someone ever asked you in a job interview? How did you answer it?

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I have never had a job interview :p
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]If you dream that you’re having a heart attack, you better wake up and check.[/FONT]
 
Some things in life can be considered tuition for the school of hard knocks.
 
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