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[Girlygirl]

Do you know any of your co-workers’ parents?


:bunny:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Well and good. One’s an adverb, the other an adjective. Never confuse the two.[/FONT]

 

[Pua]

Anyone can buy wine or flowers. Show up with champagne and orchids.

 

[Magdalene]

Sex: perhaps no other part of the human existence is so misunderstood.

 

[Pua]

Life is a ride. Please keep your hands and head inside the vehicle at all times.


got that right:lol:

 

[Girlygirl]

Your LOVE Fortune: Loving, healing words can make a difference now.​

--- Giving and forgiveness around you, a kind heart can open a new world for you. ​

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Your LIFE Fortune: While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us. - Ben Franklin.
--- Many ostacles appear but you will succeed in attaining your goals if you maintain your positive attitude and keep your strong focus.

 

[Pua]

How fast do I drive? How fast do I drive? So fast the bat outta Hell is following me!

:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Everyone has baggage. Compatability is finding a matched set.[/FONT]

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Humans aren’t perfect. Neither are religions.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Keep it simple. The more you say, the less people remember.[/FONT]

 

[Magdalene]

I’m not sure how smart I am. I just keep my eyes open as I make mistakes in life.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]The politics of coffee.[/FONT]

 

[Pua]

Every mistake is a chance to learn something new, to get something right.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Have you named your demons? Do you tease each other? Have you made your peace with them? Yet?


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[Pua]

Name three of your personal rituals and superstitions.

 

[friend]

Tell them what you really think. Otherwise, nothing will change. --- Speaking honestly right now will save you much sadness and will set the course for you to move through life with strength.

 

[Girlygirl]

Each person is the architect of his or her own future

 

[Pua]

Reach out to someone who needs your love. You have it to share.

 

[Poefiend]

Be your own best friend. For in doing so you can
be sure no one will need to be mistrusted.

 

[Pua]

^^nothing more true than that



Make perfect footprints; walk straight and true.

 

[Pua]

If you’re reading this, assume that life is good.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]There’s every reason to believe that tomorrow will be better.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

Your ability to trust fuels your ability to love

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]That person you find hard to love? You both need it.[/FONT]

 

[Magdalene]

Look in the mirror. If you don’t like who you see, change.

 

[Pua]

Language molds the world. Write and speak deliberately, from your heart.


I do :cheeky:

 

[Beautiful_Immunity]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]No creature wants to suffer or feel pain. Help others obtain joy.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]http://www.jetcityorange.com/[/FONT]

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Never underestimate the vibration of flowers and their ability to affect internal change within us.[/FONT]

 

[mjtributepage]

never forget that the truth will only make you stronger

 

[Girlygirl]

Your LOVE Fortune: Loving, healing words can make a difference now.
--- Giving and forgiveness around you, a kind heart can open a new world for you. :wub:

Your LIFE Fortune: Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Focus on the good, write down the steps to take you where you need to go
and you will be there sooner than you thought.

Your FUNNY Fortune: Do you wake up in the morning feeling sleepy and grumpy?
Then you must be Snow White.-:lol: