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Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Hiker said:
Maybe I should help with that unbuckling ;) It will be like unwrapping a very well packed gift 🤤
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Imagine being too nervous to figure out how to take the damn thing off and frustrated while he's just laughing. At least it would look like this if I were to be, emmm, the stylist (I am DEFINITELY TOTALLY only imagining myself as a stylist when I'm thinking of it, ABSOLUTELY NOT having sexual fantasies) :devilish:
 
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Me listening to the IJCSLY intro (randomly tagging @DangerousGal91)
 
That's why I posted it here! Cause it's a perfect thread for the pic. I have an explanation for you, girls. MJ is actually me. The phone is actually a turntable. He aka me is playing IJCSLY with the spoken intro. The speaker is put in the appropriate place. The pants are undone to make it reach the spot better.
 
Hiker said:
Comment away! That's why we have this thread ;) I want to know what's going on in this picture, who is he calling? Why are his pants undone?
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Well first of all...I know the mikezilla can do a lot of things..but it can talk now too?? Amazing!!!
Or the zilla is holding the horn for him while he dials....
Or he is calling the sex hotline, preparing for a nice talk hahaha hm hm
Or he just eat a lot and had to open the pants to bulge out and call for desert.
But I like my in my head clip better, lol, hellooo zilla calling!! Or one hand picking up the phone (zilla is throwing the horn in his hand) and other hand is doing a whole lot of other things.....(me on the phone demanding him what to do with..well ok...bye hahaha)
 
LinLoveMJ said:
Well first of all...I know the mikezilla can do a lot of things..but it can talk now too?? Amazing!!!
Or the zilla is holding the horn for him while he dials....
Or he is calling the sex hotline, preparing for a nice talk hahaha hm hm
Or he just eat a lot and had to open the pants to bulge out and call for desert.
But I like my in my head clip better, lol, hellooo zilla calling!! Or one hand picking up the phone (zilla is throwing the horn in his hand) and other hand is doing a whole lot of other things.....(me on the phone demanding him what to do with..well ok...bye hahaha)
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The big question is... What would you tell the Zilla if it called you at 3 am begging for a little conversation? Be honest 😛
 
That is a difficult question, official answer is keep it tasteful, whatever that means, never disrespectful of Michael of course.
 
turtleneck_sweater said:
I think we can be excessively pornographic in our expression here, can we @Hiker?
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Hiker said:
That is a difficult question, official answer is keep it tasteful, whatever that means, never disrespectful of Michael of course.
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Not meaning to 'backseat' mod the convo but, my two cents? I would say we can't even be pornographic at all. Don't forget, peeps, the thread has been closed down multiple times in the past bc people got too carried away with the comments. Mods have deleted comments, the thread has been closed for weeks or even - on one occasion - for months.

Tbf, this was back in the day when the thread had a PG13 rating, something like that. It didn't have the 18+ rating that it has now. So there might be a bit more leeway now, I'm not sure. But presumably there are still limits. At least, I would assume so. It's still a public msg board, after all.
 
zinniabooklover said:
Not meaning to 'backseat' mod the convo but, my two cents? I would say we can't even be pornographic at all. Don't forget, peeps, the thread has been closed down multiple times in the past bc people got too carried away with the comments. Mods have deleted comments, the thread has been closed for weeks or even - on one occasion - for months.

Tbf, this was back in the day when the thread had a PG13 rating, something like that. It didn't have the 18+ rating that it has now. So there might be a bit more leeway now, I'm not sure. But presumably there are still limits. At least, I would assume so. It's still a public msg board, after all.
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Sorry! It was a bit of a joke. I didn't mean straight-up porno/erotica, I know this is not a suitable website (there are big problems with the porn industry anyway, even in "suitable" websites). I meant 18+ jokes about the Zilla, not actual sex stories. I'm sorry but I'm such a curious person, I'd love to know what those crazy peeps wrote in the comments that had to be deleted, lmao. For me, even spotting the Zilla and joking about it was too much at first. Now I'm used to it and I like a good laugh. And MJ is such an attractive man that it's great we have a place to talk about his sex appeal. Let's say I will not write anything sexier than MJ's song lyrics. Not anything more hardcore.
 
turtleneck_sweater said:
Sorry! It was a bit of a joke. I didn't mean straight-up porno/erotica, I know this is not a suitable website (there are big problems with the porn industry anyway, even in "suitable" websites). I meant 18+ jokes about the Zilla, not actual sex stories. I'm sorry but I'm such a curious person, I'd love to know what those crazy peeps wrote in the comments that had to be deleted, lmao. For me, even spotting the Zilla and joking about it was too much at first. Now I'm used to it and I like a good laugh. And MJ is such an attractive man that it's great we have a place to talk about his sex appeal. Let's say I will not write anything sexier than MJ's song lyrics. Not anything more hardcore.
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The only deleted comments I have seen were about explicit pictures or some language that was clearly disrespectful. The past posts (undeleted) were way more explicit than what we talk about here, and so far no one seems to be bordering on disrespectful/distasteful, so I am not too concerned.
 
turtleneck_sweater said:
Sorry! It was a bit of a joke.
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god, I'm that relieved I can't tell you, lol. I do get things wrong sometimes so that's probably what happened. My eyes practically popped out of my head when I saw you other comment.

I am a hopeless case! :ROFLMAO:

turtleneck_sweater said:
I didn't mean straight-up porno/erotica, I know this is not a suitable website (there are big problems with the porn industry anyway, even in "suitable" websites).
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Exactly! My brain was like, wtf? wtf? wtf? wtf?

Full on red alert!

turtleneck_sweater said:
I meant 18+ jokes about the Zilla, not actual sex stories. I'm sorry but I'm such a curious person, I'd love to know what those crazy peeps wrote in the comments that had to be deleted, lmao. For me, even spotting the Zilla and joking about it was too much at first. Now I'm used to it and I like a good laugh. And MJ is such an attractive man that it's great we have a place to talk about his sex appeal. Let's say I will not write anything sexier than MJ's song lyrics. Not anything more hardcore.
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The stuff that's been on Manhood since I've been on it (April last year) is fine. That's why y'all haven't been modded. It's the jokey aspect that works, I think. Tbh, some of the stuff I saw in the back pages was a bit much for me and I moved on very quickly but, that said, @staywild23 has also seen some of those convos and she was fine with it, IIRC. So, of course, there's the element of personal taste.

And now I need a nice calming cup of tea. Some chamomile will do very nicely, I think, lol.

As you were! :D
 
Hiker said:
The only deleted comments I have seen were about explicit pictures or some language that was clearly disrespectful. The past posts (undeleted) were way more explicit than what we talk about here, and so far no one seems to be bordering on disrespectful/distasteful, so I am not too concerned.
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Exactly. Some of those old comments are far more out there than anything that's been posted in the last year. I think we're doing OK.
 
zinniabooklover said:
Exactly. Some of those old comments are far more out there than anything that's been posted in the last year. I think we're doing OK.
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I was curious enough to go through the first pages. My eyes popped out. It was too much for me. People sharing such personal stories that I stopped reading, I couldn't handle it. I'm a sex-positive, open-minded person but... yeah... I am perfectly okay with those posts which contain jokes or respectful allusions to how sexy MJ is. I'd sometimes privately chat about some fantasies but also to a certain extent. We all have our limits.
 
zinniabooklover said:
Tbh, some of the stuff I saw in the back pages was a bit much for me and I moved on very quickly but, that said, @staywild23 has also seen some of those convos and she was fine with it, IIRC. So, of course, there's the element of personal taste.
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Almost nothing is too much or too far for me. I'm a sick freak and I should be hospitalized 😂

...but it's all about context and audience for me. If I know people are uncomfortable with something I will not do it. Period. One of the reasons I think I'm so... flowery? (Lol) in my descriptions and feelings is because I actually love expressing myself about these feelings in a less explicit way as a challenge to myself. My mind is a ravenous den of filth. But the language to express that can at least be entertaining (to some) lol.
 
turtleneck_sweater said:
I was curious enough to go through the first pages. My eyes popped out. It was too much for me.
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Thank god it's not just me!

turtleneck_sweater said:
People sharing such personal stories that I stopped reading, I couldn't handle it.
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Same. I've spent a lot of time in the back pages of various picture threads but some of those Manhood convos are too much for me. And when they all start rapping together they can keep it going for pages. Don't get me wrong, the camaraderie they all shared is lovely, really lovely. But they are wild women! No pun intended, lol.

turtleneck_sweater said:
I'm a sex-positive, open-minded person but... yeah... I am perfectly okay with those posts which contain jokes or respectful allusions to how sexy MJ is. I'd sometimes privately chat about some fantasies but also to a certain extent. We all have our limits.
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I think mine basically involves hiding behind the sofa, lol.
 
Thats why I asked; you want p*rn in here, cause I don't wanna go too far haha.
I can be too much sometimes. I blame Michael.
But anyway, I won't answer that question then. lol
Sorry if I go too far at points...also in chats or parties. Just say stop. I stop.
 
LinLoveMJ said:
Thats why I asked; you want p*rn in here, cause I don't wanna go too far haha.
I can be too much sometimes. I blame Michael.
But anyway, I won't answer that question then. lol
Sorry if I go too far at points...also in chats or parties. Just say stop. I stop.
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If it's directed at me, I have to say I really don't think you go too far. But that's just my opinion. I like to agitate you lmao
 
Honestly, to me, most of the comments I've seen here have simply been very funny! (At least those made in recent times; I usually don't go that far back in threads, so I don't really know how bad it had gotten at certain points.) If there was straight up porn being posted here, I wouldn't actually be here at all, since for all my unhinged comments, I actually don't like porn at all, especially not with real people in it. I don't like seeing people naked in a sexual manner if I'm not in a relationship with them, let alone see them have sex (no, not even Michael Jackson). On that note, while I view sexuality as a positive thing, I'm actually generally fairly private with it. But I'm okay with it in designated spaces such as here (as long as there's no porn, but that's against the rules anyway, so I'm not worried. If I were to ever see it, I'd report it right away).

And @LinLoveMJ please don't worry, your posts always make me laugh really hard! :ROFLMAO: You're simply just saying out loud what we all secretly think, lol. I'm usually a bit more indirect about it, but if you all knew what went on in my mind... Trust me, you don't wanna know! Or perhaps you do, but I'm not telling anyway. 😜

Also, just as a reminder: I literally had a dream several months ago in which Michael told me he was dominant in bed. I can handle things! :ROFLMAO:
 
DangerousGal91 said:
I wouldn't actually be here at all, since for all my unhinged comments, I actually don't like porn at all, especially not with real people in it. I don't like seeing people naked in a sexual manner if I'm not in a relationship with them, let alone see them have sex (no, not even Michael Jackson). On that note, while I view sexuality as a positive thing, I'm actually generally fairly private with it. But I'm okay with it in designated spaces such as here (as long as there's no porn, but that's against the rules anyway, so I'm not worried. If I were to ever see it, I'd report it right away).
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I am the same in this regard. My thoughts can be wild af but I don't actually want to see sex, fake or not. I'd rather read cause then I know nobody is hurt in the process of making it. I think it is mainly because I know how tragic porn is to the performers and the viewers sometimes too. I love sex so I only wanna have it (and see it) with an appropriate person.
 
This provokes a Manhood reaction in me.
Especially 1:55-2:00 and then the hydrant dance at 2:16 (I swear I'll never be able to recreate it despite my desperate attempts) and the power of the ending of the second song... Even the thumbnail. I am insane!
 
staywild23 said:
bless you! I think @zinniabooklover will not be satisfied until I am actually dead on the floor, or tarmac, or wherever in this case, lol. See below! 😂


DO YOU WANT ME ARRESTED FOR LEWD BEHAVIOR OR JUST ---

ok... I see the problem here. I think I need to paint the picture a little bit more. I am now cozy in my hotel. I am semi jet-lagged and have to get up in 6 hours, but this, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I will not stand by and be accused of sanity. Not today, or any other day!


LOL well i did call myself a sex monster, but I suppose that's not so much a tried and true staywildism as a description of a feeling I was having whilst on this plane ride, but also just generally, because when I think about the fact that this man is just singing and dancing as an entertainer for the masses, and yet he makes me feel like a wanton husk of a woman, well, that's a whole separate issue...

Ok, so here's the painting of the picture:

I typed that entire message that I thought provided some 'staywild' energy (but apparently failed to capture the true madness of the experience lol) while riding in the back of a cab, with the cab driver screaming in a foreign language (cliche or not, this is what happened) at some person driving the wrong way on the street, coming towards us. I typed it while trying to emotionally support this cab driver who was seeking my validation for his tremendous personal upset. Chaos was swirling. I was just trying to survive. Life, like love, is a battlefield, it turns out. As are the streets of Seattle nearing midnight in the backseat of a cab. Anyway, let me attempt it again.

Me, on plane: Awake 17 hours, running on 4 hours of sleep, plane is HOT SO HOT I MIGHT DIE HOT and I am angry at everything. But I did manage to time takeoff just perfectly with Michael singing "Beautiful Girl" and it was like entering heaven via the most extraordinary invitation. Nevertheless. I was not feeling great and I kept starting to fall asleep and then waking up and hating my entire life. So I decided to listen to an amateur recording of a Bad concert I found on YouTube earlier today.

And let me tell you, this shit WOKE ME UP. Just listening to Michael's singing and voice had me feeling insane, but you know what had me feeling unhinged? hearing the crowd SCREAM and ERUPT and cry out at different times and not knowing what was inciting it. Perhaps every scream came from a woman getting actively pelted by heaps of Michael's fresh sweat dripping off of him! It is my personal hell to imagine a scenario like this where I am not the sole recipient of the sweat, but again, that's a whole separate issue. I was envisioning all sorts of things. Sweaty, illustrious sex curls, were of course part of this fantasy. But I was also imagining close-ups of the most intense, skillful thrusting, and all the touching, and his clothing fitting his body so tightly, and before I knew it I was imagining Michael getting arrested for lewd behavior...

Not really. But, it would be my luck that if Michael ever did go truly off the deep end and fulfill all of my depraved fantasies for him on stage, it would be during a show for which there is not a single frame of video footage available...

Anyway, the point is, this audio got my shit activated.

So this, of course, led to me needing to see him. So I had downloaded the Wembley show (Bad, obviously) earlier in the day and hadn't really anticipated watching it. I actually consulted with myself on this matter and even consulted with my husband who knows more than anyone I am not even capable of being a faithful wife when I'm watching Michael, so there is no way I can be a decent citizen when exposed to him. But I no longer had any regard for this, so I pulled up the video on my phone, and propped it on the little tablet holder on the back of the seat in front of me.

As soon as Michael came on, I knew I was going to have a difficult time. And this is probably what led to the previous post, which I do defend as accurately presenting the situation, even if doing it less colorfully lol. The second I saw Michael and he started moving, I felt faint. Like, legitimately, I gasped and then covered my mouth out of embarrassment lol. I also immediately thought it was a mistake. Because legitimately, the feelings I experience when I watch him are not something I exaggerate on this board. I've said this before, but I actually kind of undersell it lol. I mean, these are not feelings any human should have watching someone perform. The man makes me feel downright pubescent in the rapid, nonsensical, and completely uncontrollable response I have to him.

But here's the thing: of all the times I have watched little bits of Michael in public, typically resulting in my screaming, or gasping, or collapsing in on myself like a dying star, I have done so at a comfortable distance from other people. They can't see what I'm watching, nor are they sitting next to me with their leg and arm brushing against mine because airplanes, man. Airplanes. So this felt INTIMATE. And it felt INTIMATE quick. And this, somehow, SHOCKED me. Because I genuinely thought that the circumstance of sitting next to a complete stranger who could see what I am watching, and would be physically affected by me thrashing around in my seat, would be enough for me to, idk... just enjoy the music and the performance as, you know, A MUSICAL PERFORMANCE.

But that's not what happened. To be clear, I'm not saying I'm incapable of JUST appreciating and enjoying the musical and performance aspect of Michael's concerts. That's obviously a massive part of it. It's just that... I enjoy those elements in conjunction with the burning fury of truly exhausting arousal permeating through me the entire time. So, it's not a purely musical appreciation experience. It's... complicated lol.

Needless to say, a few seconds into WBSS and those deep fucking thrusts and I felt like I was OPENLY watching porn in public. But also I wanted to scream. And I wanted to thrash, and fling myself onto the wing of the aircraft, blinking brightly outside my window. But how could I when I had to focus so hard on keeping calm, so as to not reveal that, for me, with how I work, I basically was watching porn in public, because I AM A SEX MONSTER, APPARENTLY.

So these were the thoughts swirling my head, while actively trying to maintain some sense of decency. But I kept feeling like I was going to get "caught."

But then, oh god... then there's this part in Heartbreak Hotel...

If you're a Bad tour psychopath like I am, you already know...maybe...

but there's this part where he does this intense, abrupt, (DEEP) thrust, and the fucking camera zooms right the fuck in on it, so like, it fills your entire screen, and god yes, I can hear myself, I know it only lasts approximately 2 seconds, BUT 2 SECONDS IS ALL I NEED WITH MICHAEL ---

Ok.

So.

That zoom-in thrust made me feel really self conscious because wtf was this man trying to do and also who was this camera person that day and why didn't they film every single concert and also wtf was this man trying to do?!!

Anyway.

I got through like 4 songs of the concert by pausing a lot and going to the bathroom once to calm down. Ultimately, the watching experience was incredible, and a highlight, especially because I have been very busy recently and haven't watched much Michael in recent days. But also it was STRESSFUL. I regret nothing, but also, I want to bury myself in hollowed tree.

So... yeah. Now with significantly more detail than literally anyone could ever want or ask for...




Who even is sw23?!!

Just a raw, weeping, husk of a woman. That's all. Just a hormonal freak who LOVES EVERY SINGLE BELT INCLUDING THE MASSIVE ONE. Just a horny mushroom, in a hotel room, with Michael on the mind, and no end in sight for this torment. I just....

...why couldn't he sweat on me at least once?


^^^This whole thing took me way too long to write, and I'm not convinced a single sentence of it needed to be said 😂
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This has me laughing with tears falling from my eyes 😭 you are the funniest person on here I swear
 
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