Ladies, I'm experiencing a particularly pathetic level of swooning and dying over Michael. I haven't watched him, like really
WATCHED him, in maybe...2 weeks? Super busy. Anyway, I have been sick in bed the entire day and all day avoided watching him for some reason. I can't explain why. Maybe I was worried I wouldn't have as strong of a reaction to him because of being so sick and the thought made me sad. I'm not sure. But anyway, I decided to watch some Bad tour and when I tell you the effect this man is having on me....
you all...
It took me over TWENTY MINUTES to get through Wanna Be Startin' Something. Over TWENTY f***ing minutes. Why? Because I"m a freak. Because I kept hyperventilating and shaking and getting so excited and overwhelmed I had to pause it just to breathe. But I mean....just look at him.... look at how GD M-FING perfect he is!!!
Also the growl in his voice!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MICHAEL?!?! Are you SURE the kid is not your son, because it seems to me A LOT of women are getting pregnant every time you perform!
Anyway.
Welcome to my heaven and hell.