Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

[filmandmusic]

Because it was too hot to handle? Be honest. We won't judge

Yeah I completely soiled myself

 

[staywild23]

Yeah I completely soiled myself

Wowza, that's a far messier reaction than I was expecting. But hey, we all express lust in different ways, so you do you, friend!

 

[MacMandy90]

The video says 'relax with Michael', if your definition of relax is drooling constantly, having Mikegasms and fainting every few minutes

Relaxed and losing my mind hahaha!

My lord what a video!

 

[DangerousGal91]

@filmandmusic, it's okay, every straight man bends a bit for Michael.

 

[Hiker]

Relaxed and losing my mind hahaha!

My lord what a video!

Now I know how we are going to start the watch party

 

[Hiker]

Yeah I completely soiled myself

Wowza, that's a far messier reaction than I was expecting. But hey, we all express lust in different ways, so you do you, friend!

Now now, he is new here, he is just leaning to contain him himself in Michael's presence.

 

[Hiker]

Feels like starting the day with this old classic! . Michael in the gold body suit, abs crunching, just rubbing himself in slomo .

 

[filmandmusic]

@filmandmusic, it's okay, every straight man bends a bit for Michael.

Mine does not bend… ever!

 

[staywild23]

@filmandmusic, it's okay, every straight man bends a bit for Michael.

I am more certain of this than I am of my own name lol

 

[Hiker]

Mine does not bend… ever!

You say that now. Keep up with this thread and soon you would be joining our watch parties and drooling over Michael just like the girls

 

[staywild23]

You say that now. Keep up with this thread and soon you would be joining our watch parties and drooling over Michael just like the girls

@filmandmusic should join our watch parties just to witness it!!!

 

[MacMandy90]

@filmandmusic should join our watch parties just to witness it!!!

Hahaha that would be awesome!

 

[filmandmusic]

Yeah I totally see myself joining all of you watching Michael thrusting his hips for 2 hours straight while making ambiguous finger gestures.

 

[staywild23]

Yeah I totally see myself joining all of you watching Michael thrusting his hips for 2 hours straight while making ambiguous finger gestures.

A literal dream afternoon/evening, wouldn't you say?

 

[Hiker]

making ambiguous finger gestures.

Ambiguous . There is nothing ambiguous about those finger gestures

 

[staywild23]

I am so stupidly busy these days that this 3 minute clip of Michael is the most I've watched in what feels like an eternity (pretty sure it's only been a week or so). I am so starved that this short clip quite literally split me in half. It legit has me quivering like the desperate fool I am. Quivering and screaming aloud to no one in particular "why are you so fucking hot, Michael?!" Wouldn't it be glorious if one day he answered?

Also, is the camera person at 2:43 all of us, or just me??

 

[filmandmusic]

Wow he sounds really good in St Louis. Great image quality, I smell a future release.

 

[staywild23]

Wow he sounds really good in St Louis. Great image quality, I smell a future release.

I think so too!!! But I'm worried you're being sarcastic bc people in the YouTube comments act like it wasn't a great performance. But I think his voice sounds amazing. 10 seconds in I'm ready to sign my entire life over to the man, free will and all.

 

[MacMandy90]

Also, is the camera person at 2:43 all of us, or just me??

Oh no dear...that camera angle though...

 

[staywild23]

Oh no dear...that camera angle though...

I would straight up ruin the entire recording with the camera angles I'd choose. Female fans would love me though

 

[MacMandy90]

I would straight up ruin the entire recording with the camera angles I'd choose. Female fans would love me though

You'd be like the aggressive photographer yelling and flailing to demand to strike poses lol! oh not as much as we love you lol

My lord the angles to be watched and captured...

Even this just has me....everywhere lol

 

[staywild23]

You'd be like the aggressive photographer yelling and flailing to demand to strike poses lol!

Hahaha nahhh I would just be struggle to stay alive the whole time lol

My lord the angles to be watched and captured...

Give me endless up close thrusting lol

Even this just has me....everywhere lol

This has me totally fucked up lol.... thanks @MacMandy90!!! I have so much to do and this is the best but most significant distraction

 

[filmandmusic]

I think so too!!! But I'm worried you're being sarcastic bc people in the YouTube comments act like it wasn't a great performance. But I think his voice sounds amazing. 10 seconds in I'm ready to sign my entire life over to the man, free will and all.

No they're wrong, he sounds great. They're either completely deaf or they're just nitpicking

 

[Hiker]

Also, is the camera person at 2:43 all of us, or just me??

oh that view . Maybe I see a gif coming. The camera person is certainly speaking for all of us there , and then the zoom out !!

 

[Lacra]

Also, is the camera person at 2:43 all of us, or just me??

I like big belts and I cannot lie

 

[Hiker]

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I like big belts and I cannot lie

yeah, I have been staring at those picture because the belts are just so amazing. I love belts !!

 

[DangerousGal91]

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I like big belts and I cannot lie

Oh no, my #1 weakness!! Ooooooooofff

I am so stupidly busy these days that this 3 minute clip of Michael is the most I've watched in what feels like an eternity (pretty sure it's only been a week or so). I am so starved that this short clip quite literally split me in half. It legit has me quivering like the desperate fool I am. Quivering and screaming aloud to no one in particular "why are you so fucking hot, Michael?!" Wouldn't it be glorious if one day he answered?

Also, is the camera person at 2:43 all of us, or just me??

Hnnnnngggggg yesssssss ohhhhhhhhhh mannnnnnnn that timestamp
Whoever was behind the camera knew what they were doing. Absolutely, you can not convince me otherwise!

 

[staywild23]

https://imgur.com/a/pNHKoD6

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING!!!!

I don't know if literally anything ruins me more...

 

[Hiker]

oh I don't know, he could also get on stage and run his hands all over his body in slow motion

 

[staywild23]

oh I don't know, he could also get on stage and run his hands all over his body in slow motion

See? this is why I can't be trusted with words. I say things like "nothing ruins me more" but then there are about a thousand things Michael did every second of his existence that ruin me easily, no challenge whatsoever.

https://imgur.com/Zzu5XEb

He could also go on stage and do this and get an entire stadium of women pregnant at once and bear no responsibility for his actions. What a cruel man!!!!