Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

So much I'd love to reply to in your last few messages but I don't have the time at the moment! So I will focus here:
Hm ... I was leaning towards mature Michael but now I'm not so sure. I need to lift my mood away from poor little Emmett Till. Not because he should be forgotten. Never. Never ever. But I've done a fair bit of honouring him and remembering him today and I need to return to the present day. And the present day can always use more Bad photos.

Mature Michael is beautiful and worthy of praise always! But he also makes me thoughtful and often leaning toward sad. And I don't want to be sad today! I want to be ravaged!

And no one can ravage me like Bad Michael! He was made for such things 😂

PS: totally agree about Emmett Till. Hattie Carroll always messes me up too.
 
This finger twirl dance he began doing in this era takes me out every time

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I'm late on thoroughly appreciating your BAD blitz because, as usual, America is falling the F apart and, as usual, I am distraught about it. Sigh. I decided to sooth my soul by thoroughly enjoying this beautiful gift you've given the world...

here are some unfiltered reactions to a number of the photos you shared (as if you've come to expect anything less):

HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL THE EYES THE CURLS THE SHINY SHIRT LOOK AT HIS SHYNESS HIS ADORABLE HANDS HE IS SO PRETTY HE IS GLOWING LIKE THE LIGHT BEING HE IS...

(are caps the international symbol for a person losing their mind because ✅ )

His sweat is tearing me to pieces!!! His hand placement is destroying my entire life. Why is his mouth that shape? Why am I so in love? But also, somehow, the white tie around his waist falling just below the belt is messing me up. It is its own whole new erotic language.


I can't even fuck with this picture. Not today. Not any day. 🥵

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I still haven't found out which song this is.

OMFG when I first saw you post this the other night, I am not kidding when I say I legitimately sat and stared at it with my mouth open for like a solid five minutes. Easily. I don't know what he's singing. I don't know why he cares so much, or sounds so good, or looks so good, or sweats like it's his fucking life's work to ---

I just lost a few more minutes. I'm not kidding. I have no idea what I was even trying to say above.

I really like him, you guys. Like, a lot.

WHAT THE ACTUAL --
 
^ Photo reactions continued because the world is burning and so is my heart (for Michael) ...

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I still love this one but now I look at it and wonder if it needs the Hiker touch. Just sayin'.

Whatever, it's fab.
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Another old fave but, you know what, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, lol. This one is 🥵

THESE GIFS HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CHILL!!!!

Give me those little curls dangling over his eyes in the top gif. Give me the raw animal sexual magnetism of the bottom gif. What is even happening in this bottom one?! How does a moment like this even get captured on film? How is the camera person not drowning in their own drool?!

God almighty just... I don't even know what to do with myself.

IS THE FRUSTRATION PALPABLE ACROSS THE ATLANTIC BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE

I can't even talk about what's happening below the belt. I don't care if it's in my imagination. In fact, please God, just let it be in my imagination because I cannot otherwise...


SAME IN THIS ONE JFC
 
Ok, so honestly, I did not intend for this to be me replying to EVERY photo you posted. I really did not. I intended to just pull a couple of my favorites to muse over but, I mean... EVERY SINGLE PHOTO IS MY FAVORITE.

Ugh. I'm dying. Drag me to hell, already.


LIKE I MEAN ARE WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS?!?

I feel like an actual crazy woman, but I just don't understand how these photos aren't a daily topic of global interest. How did these photos exist for 30+ years, i.e. my entire time on this planet. How did these photos exist while I went through puberty?! How is life so unfair that I didn't know about the until now??


This belt is the cruelest thing Michael has ever done.

I was not ready for OTW Michael to fuck me up like this, but then, I am never ready for the magic of OTW Michael. He is a dark horse. Check out that lip print! What a guy.



I'M SORRY WHAT

....always, and we have not seen this in a while!

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I just wish I could blackmail someone, anyone, into releasing all of the unused footage from the panther dance. But I'm pretty sure if they did, I would never leave my house again.



Phew... ladies. I am emotionally exhausted from this journey. No one asked for all of these reactions. This is not what anyone wanted or needed. But I know no other way to be. Simple likes/loves are just not enough for me. Dramatic ramblings are my love language and Michael is my target.


PS: Michael, if you are in another dimension and reading this (because what else would you be doing?) please remember I love and respect you tremendously. But you are also devastating to look at.
 
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