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Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

zinniabooklover said:
Well, that's brought my mood down! Husband needs to understand and take on board the importance of levity and total ridiculousness (sp?) when these conversations are in full flow. :D

It's fine. I'm not having a go at your husband, I'm really not. And, actually, he's got a point.
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lol I'm sorry! He was totally kidding though. He's also very sensitive to what happened to Michael (he has watched docs with me and has heard me rant literally for hours on end lol) so he was just poking fun :) The most flattery he's ever given me on the subject was when we watched Square One and he said "if Michael had you in his life, this never would have happened to him" followed by "but I guess we wouldn't have ended up together then" and I was like well... LOL

zinniabooklover said:
I definitely could not invent Michael but you might be able to. But he would have to exist in a vacuum. No suffering allowed. But if you're going to invent Michael can I please book an appointment with him? I need to talk to him about his material archives. He keeps avoiding me. I can't think why.
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lmao I have absolutely no idea why you would think me capable of such a task, but I thank you for this. Pretty sure if Michael is avoiding you wanting to talk about his archives, he would run screaming from me just weeping at his feet like a psychopath lol.

zinniabooklover said:
I agree. I have total confidence in my brain's ability to create multiple galaxies, universes, whatever. It just couldn't create Michael. It's a lovely idea but, nah, not in a million years. It's laughable, actually. I've just been posting some photos. The idea that I could create the person in those photos ... :ROFLMAO:
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100% this ^ This is the reality, as much as it's fun to pretend otherwise :ROFLMAO:
 
staywild23 said:
@zinniabooklover what did I ever do to you to deserve this torture?!
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Fair question. I'll get back to you, lol.

staywild23 said:
Much like my vacation rental's WIFI, I can barely even function right now. But it did allow me to see this so... I guess, I guess this is all I really need (but also, I really can't handle it...like at all).
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Well, I still haven't recovered from the ET video clip I posted, whenever it was. Yesterday? Feels like another lifetime. I wish it was. Maybe then the pain would be fading.

I have two reactions to the shot of Michael holding her hand.
1 - it's so sweet (and chaste and low key) and is, basically, my entire perfect fantasy about Michael.
2 - it's quite possibly (as in totally, no arguments, don't even think about arguing with me about this) the most erotic thing I have ever seen not to mention the most erotic fantasy I could ever have about Michael.

I have been unhinged all day because of that video clip. I am clearly still capable of looking at more photos of Michael but that's about it.

I don't know how to process the content of that video. It should have been banned. Or redacted. Or something.
 
@staywild23 Oh my goodness girl, I'm literally hollering over here you've made my day lol! :ROFLMAO: and we're definitely keeping you on your toes lol!

@zinniabooklover Gracious me, such overload yet such gold! I'm still recovering from the ET clip, still so jealous of her lol! And your penance today I am overall impressed *claps* 🥰
 
staywild23 said:
lol I'm sorry! He was totally kidding though. He's also very sensitive to what happened to Michael (he has watched docs with me and has heard me rant literally for hours on end lol) so he was just poking fun :) The most flattery he's ever given me on the subject was when we watched Square One and he said "if Michael had you in his life, this never would have happened to him" followed by "but I guess we wouldn't have ended up together then" and I was like well... LOL
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Oh, husband is a doll. He's certainly a keeper. That's for sure. He sounds like a cool cat (my new favourite phrase, courtesy of MM90).

staywild23 said:
lmao I have absolutely no idea why you would think me capable of such a task, but I thank you for this. Pretty sure if Michael is avoiding you wanting to talk about his archives, he would run screaming from me just weeping at his feet like a psychopath lol.
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It's the way your brain works. I could imagine you creating Michael. But, yeah, ngl, I could also see him issuing orders to the security guys if you popped up on the horizon, lol. I think they'd actually be OK with me. 'Oh, it's the boring one. She's fine.' You know, like that.

Maybe I should stop looking for new Michael content. If I hadn't seen that video I'd be OK.
 
zinniabooklover said:
P.S. When I was a kid, why didn't I get into the Osmonds? Why? It would have been so much easier.
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my mom was super into the osmonds but she grew out of it because THE OSMONDS ARE NOT THE JACKSONS AND NO ONE IS MICHAEL JACKSON!

I am a monster tonight.
 
staywild23 said:
my mom was super into the osmonds but she grew out of it because THE OSMONDS ARE NOT THE JACKSONS AND NO ONE IS MICHAEL JACKSON!

I am a monster tonight.
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Look, I'm still up (supposed to be going to bed, don't tell MM90, fgs!) and I don't want to be rude about your Mum. You should never be rude about other people's Mum. It's the law. But, really, the Osmonds? I'll just leave that there.

That said, I bought a second-hand copy of Donny's autobiography recently cos he said some nice stuff about Michael. And there's that thing where, at some point after the trial, not sure exactly when, he invited Michael and the kids to go and stay with him and his family in Utah. He never heard back from Michael. I wish Michael had gone. A bit of normality would have been good for him. Or so I like to think.

Anyway. Go, Donny!

You are a monster. I am a blob. MM90 is on the warpath.

I need to be careful.
 
MacMandy90 said:
@staywild23 Oh my goodness girl, I'm literally hollering over here you've made my day lol! :ROFLMAO: and we're definitely keeping you on your toes lol!
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LOL I'd like to say I'm in rare form right now, exploding my shameless want all over this forum with no regard for anyone's discomfort with that, but I believe in the depth of my soul that this is my best self and I regret nothing
 
@staywild23

Still haven't gone to bed. Being quite brazen. Let MM90 come for me! Hah!! I have Ninja skills, too.

<checks contents of rucksack for lethal Ninja weapons; discovers obscure book about the birth of the blues in America, throat lozenges, small key for malfunctioning padlock, crumpled page torn from magazine which, when smoothed out, reveals recipe which no sane person could ever have wanted to try out>

No, but just wanted to say, picking up from Rare Pics ... I was posting photos all over the shop earlier and finding it quite annoying because I just wanted to throw all of them into Manhood. And they all qualified. I mean, they weren't obviously raunchy but that doesn't matter. For me, they were all Manhood. So it felt weird. Everything should be in Manhood. It's not that I want the other threads to become dormant but, still, everything should be over here in Manhood.

That's all I'm saying.

Where is MM90?

<peers round, nervously 😶‍🌫️>
 
zinniabooklover said:
@staywild23

Still haven't gone to bed. Being quite brazen. Let MM90 come for me! Hah!! I have Ninja skills, too.

<checks contents of rucksack for lethal Ninja weapons; discovers obscure book about the birth of the blues in America, throat lozenges, small key for malfunctioning padlock, crumpled page torn from magazine which, when smoothed out, reveals recipe which no sane person could ever have wanted to try out>

No, but just wanted to say, picking up from Rare Pics ... I was posting photos all over the shop earlier and finding it quite annoying because I just wanted to throw all of them into Manhood. And they all qualified. I mean, they weren't obviously raunchy but that doesn't matter. For me, they were all Manhood. So it felt weird. Everything should be in Manhood. It's not that I want the other threads to become dormant but, still, everything should be over here in Manhood.

That's all I'm saying.

Where is MM90?

<peers round, nervously 😶‍🌫️>
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They all qualify most definitely! That's all manhood! 🥰

I'm heeeerree lol good work agent lol 🤣
 
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Penance. Or something.
 
https://imgur.com/a/w7ONwuG

I have so much to catch up on through this entire forum but I saw this and…

His eyes and his lips make me want to cry, giggle like a lunatic, sacrifice something or someone to the heavens, get pregnant, fall apart, suffocate on my own orgasms, weep eternally… y’know, all the usual responses to supernatural beauty.

All of this is to say I don’t even know how to deal with his lips here. His lips are like an actual miracle. It is not normal to stare at someone’s lips this long. And then his eyes! Omfg. His eyes are just…arresting. His eyes alone could make me faint.

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE CURLS

This Michael withdrawal is having some serious effects. Although, I’m not sure how different any of this is from my typical response. It just feels heightened right now because Michael is temporarily “out of my life” and, as per above, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, live or die lol
 
staywild23 said:
All of this is to say I don’t even know how to deal with his lips here. His lips are like an actual miracle. It is not normal to stare at someone’s lips this long. And then his eyes! Omfg. His eyes are just…arresting. His eyes alone could make me faint.
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I had not even noticed the lips till I read this. I was still staring into the eyes and the curl. This has got to be a painting done by an extremely talented artist. The eyes are just perfect and the curls dropping down at just the right places. Though I can't help but think this particular picture is somewhat airbrushed.

staywild23 said:
just feels heightened right now because Michael is temporarily “out of my life” and, as per above, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, live or die lol
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😂
 
Hiker said:
I had not even noticed the lips till I read this. I was still staring into the eyes and the curl. This has got to be a painting done by an extremely talented artist. The eyes are just perfect and the curls dropping down at just the right places. Though I can't help but think this particular picture is somewhat airbrushed.


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It may have been airbrushed! I am like 99% sure it is a still from the Speed Demon video though, so I’m not sure how that works. I believe it’s from right before he breaks into that truly life-ruining, heartbreaking smile we see everywhere. It’s so perfect. I wonder if the perfection is more about the lighting and cinematography than airbrushing? What am I even saying? I have no idea lol

All I know is his lips and eyes and curls make me falllll apaaaaaart. Like how could any living, breathing person see him and not desperately want to kiss him?!
 
staywild23 said:
It may have been airbrushed! I am like 99% sure it is a still from the Speed Demon video though, so I’m not sure how that works. I believe it’s from right before he breaks into that truly life-ruining, heartbreaking smile we see everywhere. It’s so perfect. I wonder if the perfection is more about the lighting and cinematography than airbrushing? What am I even saying? I have no idea lol

All I know is his lips and eyes and curls make me falllll apaaaaaart. Like how could any living, breathing person see him and not desperately want to kiss him?!
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Yes, that absolutely heart stopping drive you crazy smile! I love that whole video. He is so absolutely perfect and beautiful there.

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Hiker said:
Yes, that absolutely heart stopping drive you crazy smile! I love that whole video. He is so absolutely perfect and beautiful there.

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Throw me overboard, I’m dead ⚰️

PS: I swear all these oceanic references are coming 100% effortlessly lol
 
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