Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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All of that plus bodylines, mystery, his waist (I'm still obsessed with it), the belt and just the all round gorgeousness of it.

Just delicious.
 
I also posted a video clip, interview with ET person Mary Hart. You'll see upthread my distraught wailings about this. I have spent all of today realising I am not qualified to be on Manhood. I am going to fail the end of year exam. This ET vid confirmed what I already knew. My dearest fantasy re Michael merely involves us holding hands. That is it. Nothing more is needed. Which hardly qualifies as Manhood, does it? Don't know where I go from here.
Bumping myself and also quoting another member from another thread:

"Seriously, forget sex, forget hugs and kisses, forget alllll of that. I would have given anything just to hold his hand. :(
I don't care how corny it sounds, it's so true."

Great minds etc etc. :D
 
Going to keep this reply as short as I can, but I loved your *entire* reply! I know we are off the manhood theme and I started it, so I just want to finish it by not ignoring this thoughtful reply!! Sorry everyone!

It’s definitely normal (MJ fanbase normal LOL). Millions cry very much over him because they miss him. Some have physically been affected by his death. When he died, I felt a piece of me died and that feeling never went away. It feels like a chunk of my heart was ripped out. I’ve grown used to the feeling, but when I miss him a lot (which is often), I can feel it more. I cry about him often (every few days). It comes in waves. I’m fine then I’m not fine. I can be looking at some content smiling and the next minute I could be crying because I miss him. I’ve woken up missing him and crying (I did just a day ago) many times before. I had this weird thing happen when I began sobbing about him out of the blue and I wasn’t even thinking about him right before! All of this is really normal for our fanbase and only we understand it.

I can’t even fathom the feeling of missing him after being a fan while he was alive. I feel so much of the things you described here and I also know that back and forth feeling, that whiplash of loving him and aching in sadness over him, but I’m still such a new fan! The pain of his death at the time must have been truly unbearable.

I think I need actual grief counseling, but what therapist will look at me as if I’m not insane LOL.

I have definitely talked to my therapist about Michael but I’m embarrassed to go too deep into my love for him. I did show her the drawings I did of him though and she was very excited! Lol

But one thing that did help me was one night I was very torn about his death and I had a dream about him. It was strange because it felt like him. I didn’t see him, but I felt his aura. It felt like the happiness of a child. I heard him talking to me and he said, “You don’t have to be sad about me anymore.” And I never forgot that. Sometimes, I think it genuinely was him visiting me because it felt that real. It was a surreal experience I can’t really put in words. Whatever it was, it stuck with me. When I get sad about him, I remember that. It helps.

That would help me SO much. It helps me just to hear about it… thank you for this.

You can romantically love anyone and still love Michael at the intensity you do. I do! I am in love with the love of my life of four years and I still love Michael.

Thank you for saying this too! Same situation as me and sometimes I feel guilty (just a little though lol).

I hope you enjoy your trip! You will be missed her for sure! <3

Thank you! It’s been great so far, though I definitely am missing my manhood friends (a term I never fathomed I’d use in this life lol).
 

Omfg his arm and hand looks AMAZING here!! When I look at this I feel everything surrounding me should be blocked out by the sound of the collective population of MJ lusters (not a real term) screaming and fainting over this.

I’m not wrong and I don’t care what anyone says about it lol.
 
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Same. I'm learning to live with the feelings of desperation over just HOW much I want to talk to him. But, yeah, it's intense.


I def want to talk about his edges. If we're talking about the same thing. Edges. Body lines.
Oh no, that’s not what I mean by edges! Though body lines totally deserve their own discussion… when I say edges I’m referring to the little baby hairs that grow along his hairlines and how he styles them (which is why I related them to my love of his curls… there are times his hair styling turns me into a rabid animal). It may be an American/African American term and not one that crosses cultures, so it’s possible I have been confusing half the people on this thread. Though I’m not AA, I think it’s a fairly common term in the US but I have no idea how that translates around the world. Sorry for not being more clear about this!

Here are some examples of why I’m saying it when I say it because any excuse to bump more pictures of this man in all his glory:


^edge game is STRONG (along with literally everything else).


God help me


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He was so mesmerizing...

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Once more, for emphasis.

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This is actual porn. I just need it to be said, so we are all on the same level here.

But seriously, I fucking lose my MIND over his microphone play. This may be one of my favorite moments ever. This is a perfect example of how aggressively and out-of-this-universe sexy he is, while also being completely artful and classy. Like, look at his actual form here and the smooth, seamless way he does this. The toe stand is unreal. The gentle way he uses just his finger tips to slide up and down the mic stand. This is so erotic and sensual and sexy and yet he’s not *actually* doing anything directly sexual. It’s the mere suggestion of him touching the mic stand so lightly, carefully, and gracefully that makes EVERYONE (I don’t believe anyone who disagrees on this) Imagine what it’d be like to have him touch you.

For me, the key here isn’t only how objectively hot this is, but also the strong suggestion it makes to me for how *skilled* he was sexually. I can’t even explain why, but it’s so apparent to me just from this gif alone (though that slowed down gif is almost too much for me to enjoy without imploding). In fact, it’s very transparent from the many, many, many gifs we’ve shared in this thread.

That could be it’s own thread - moments that prove Michael Jackson was amazing in bed.

Stuff my actual dreams are made of.
 


You all have probably seen this already but I've only just found it. I'm putting it here in Manhood cos I wanted to do lots of hysterical screaming about my insane levels of envy, jealousy, distress etc. But I'm SO envious I can't even get the hysteria out. So I'm just gonna leave the vid here.

Time stamp - approx 1m 31s for the reason I'm off my head with envy. It's the picture AND what she's telling us.

The pictures of Michael throughout this are gorgeous.

Yes I have seen this many, many times lol but it is always a welcome video to rewatch because he is soooo painfully sexy and because I just love the stories she tells about him. Like, how is she still functioning after he whispered nice things into her ear?!?! His speaking voice and whisper send actual shivers through my body; I love it that much. And she could probably feel his breath on her ear… omfg I cannot

But the dinner invite?! Ughhhh the absolute best imaginable thing. He must have had a thing for her bc I feel like he would never invite a journalist in like that otherwise. I love how she describes him in every part of this. He was so magical in every way.
 
Oh no, that’s not what I mean by edges! Though body lines totally deserve their own discussion… when I say edges I’m referring to the little baby hairs that grow along his hairlines and how he styles them
Oh, we call them baby curls Not to be confused with Michael's 'baby curls' i.e. the long curly bits on either side of his face, 90's Michael, hat Michael. I'm pretty sure he called them baby curls although I wouldn't. 🤨

I've seen entire discussions about his baby curls (i.e. 'edges'). I only glanced at them but the passion was strong.

(There might also be discussions about his 'baby curls' but I haven't seen those).

It's confusing, lol. :D
 
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Oh no, that’s not what I mean by edges! Though body lines totally deserve their own discussion… when I say edges I’m referring to the little baby hairs that grow along his hairlines and how he styles them (which is why I related them to my love of his curls… there are times his hair styling turns me into a rabid animal). It may be an American/African American term and not one that crosses cultures, so it’s possible I have been confusing half the people on this thread. Though I’m not AA, I think it’s a fairly common term in the US but I have no idea how that translates around the world. Sorry for not being more clear about this!

Here are some examples of why I’m saying it when I say it because any excuse to bump more pictures of this man in all his glory:


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I cannot stop staring at this picture! 😍🥰🤩🤩🥰
 
Today's announcement:

I have sometimes had the thought that Michael could not possibly have existed. There could not have been a person as talented and as beautiful as Michael in the world. Seriously, there's just no way.

Problem is, if he didn't exist that means my imagination made him up. And that is even more impossible. I love my brain, I love the way it works, but my imagination is not capable of creating a vision such as Michael. No way that could happen.

I am confused.

Thank you, ladies, thank you for your patience.
 
Today's announcement:

I have sometimes had the thought that Michael could not possibly have existed. There could not have been a person as talented and as beautiful as Michael in the world. Seriously, there's just no way.

Problem is, if he didn't exist that means my imagination made him up. And that is even more impossible. I love my brain, I love the way it works, but my imagination is not capable of creating a vision such as Michael. No way that could happen.

I am confused.

Thank you, ladies, thank you for your patience.

LMAO I have had this *exact* thought!! I have this conversation frequently about how what if everything is just a figment of my imagination...like I created all of the people in my life, my surroundings, the entire world, etc. I even told my husband once and said "that couldn't be true, because there is no way I could come up with Michael Jackson" and he was like, "I believe you could" and for a moment I was all happy and then he said "but that also means that you are the one who made him suffer" and I, on brand, burst into tears lol.

But in all seriousness, I think about this a lot. I don't *actually* believe I have the imagination to create the whole universe, but I would sooner believe that than believe I could imagine someone as exquisite as Michael!
 

He is so fucking hot I just want to scream it into the ocean!!

Also, his ear is ridiculously adorable in this picture.

But mostly, the ocean needs to know how much I want to ████ ███ ██████ in total abandon.
^ sorry about the redaction but I mean, I needed to say, but also, it was too much for the board so...what are you gonna do? 🤷‍♀️🍆
 

STOP IT!!!

HIS CURLS HIS FACE HIS SMILE HIS SWEETNESS HIS BAD ASS CLOTHING HIS GIGGLE


I JUST YELPED LIKE AN ACTUAL SEA CREATURE MY MICHAEL WITHDRAWAL AND CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE OCEAN MEANS I DON'T REMEMBER THE RIGHT WORDS, PUNCTUATION, OR CASE TO WRITE WITH BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE

He could light me on fire and I'd be ok with it.

What thread is this?! OH, right. I'm allowed to be unhinged here.

LIGHT ME ON FIRE MICHAEL, IDGAF
 
LMAO I have had this *exact* thought!! I have this conversation frequently about how what if everything is just a figment of my imagination...like I created all of the people in my life, my surroundings, the entire world, etc. I even told my husband once and said "that couldn't be true, because there is no way I could come up with Michael Jackson" and he was like, "I believe you could" and for a moment I was all happy and then he said "but that also means that you are the one who made him suffer" and I, on brand, burst into tears lol.
Well, that's brought my mood down! Husband needs to understand and take on board the importance of levity and total ridiculousness (sp?) when these conversations are in full flow. :D

It's fine. I'm not having a go at your husband, I'm really not. And, actually, he's got a point. I definitely could not invent Michael but you might be able to. But he would have to exist in a vacuum. No suffering allowed. But if you're going to invent Michael can I please book an appointment with him? I need to talk to him about his material archives. He keeps avoiding me. I can't think why.

But in all seriousness, I think about this a lot. I don't *actually* believe I have the imagination to create the whole universe, but I would sooner believe that than believe I could imagine someone as exquisite as Michael!
I agree. I have total confidence in my brain's ability to create multiple galaxies, universes, whatever. It just couldn't create Michael. It's a lovely idea but, nah, not in a million years. It's laughable, actually. I've just been posting some photos. The idea that I could create the person in those photos ... :ROFLMAO:
 
He is so fucking hot I just want to scream it into the ocean!!

Also, his ear is ridiculously adorable in this picture.

But mostly, the ocean needs to know how much I want to ████ ███ ██████ in total abandon.
^ sorry about the redaction but I mean, I needed to say, but also, it was too much for the board so...what are you gonna do? 🤷‍♀️🍆
Yeah. I went looking for 'edge' photos but got derailed and distracted by ... well, this for starters. I don't even know what to say. Just ... yeah ...
 
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