Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Ok…So…

That shirtless pool picture if Michael…. I have to deep breathe here…

I think the first time I saw it was like years ago, well before my Michael obsession. And I was like SHOCKED. His entire body looks fucking beautiful. Perfect. Just… wow. But then you add his smile which is otherworldly in how bright and gleaming and sexy it is… and then you add that he is all wet and his shorts (underwear?) is soaked through… and then you add the bit of hair falling across his face… and then you add that I’m only a woman and I’m weak willed and in love with the man in the picture….

And I’m just…



Hahaha girl! 🤣🤣🤣

Yup that’s exactly the response lol! :love:
 
Me being such a busy bee...gotta give my penance lol ;)
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Ok, so, again…. Deep breaths…

FEROCIOUS!!! That is one of his ferocious faces I just DIE for. The man is so intense. He is soooo passionate. Idk how to exist knowing this kind of energy once existed in the world…

And as for that gif I think that’s from Another Part of Me which is one of my favorite songs to watch him perform. He is bursting with joy and this kind of raw, happy sexuality. He is feeling himself in that entire song and he absolutely should be. He is SO FUCKING SEXY I JUST CAN’T LIVE WITH IT

Ok my mouth is actually watering while I’m typing this.

How can one person be SO many things?!?

To borrow one of the best things I’ve ever heard said about Michael, all credit to @zinniabooklover,”he’s an entire universe.” And I quote that as the answer to the question that rattles around my brain when I find myself overheating at record speed… how can one person be so many things, be so captivating, eclipsing everything and everyone around him, and arouse so many complicated feelings inside every one of us, simultaneously, inspiring the most insane and loyal fan base that’s ever existed over a decade after he is gone… I just don’t understand…he is so magical and his outrageous sex appeal is just a sliver of why!

I’m actually salivating and somehow want to cry lol. Gotta stop.
 
Just whyyy lol 😭 but we can still enjoy it lol
I'm actually OK with it. Hacked off no end, obvs, but OK.

Firstly, my instincts were telling me it wasn't Michael and I'm not saying that to be wise after the event. My reactions to the pic were changing back and forth every nano second. I was all, 'oh god, he's so sexy I'm going to die right now', and then I'd be, 'yeah, but that is not how Michael presents himself, I've never seen that'. Then back to, 'oh god, kill me now', and then, 'yeah, but that REALLY is not his vibe'. I decided he was going for a whole other 'thang' and just went with it.

Second reason - this is my fantasy. As soon as I saw the pic my common sense and knowledge of Michael went to war with my fantasy and the fantasy won and I'm OK with that. If this was Michael it would be 'low key' Michael and I would totally falling apart. In fact, I did fall apart. For a while, at least.

I did think, 'why would someone DO that?' Is real Michael not sexy enough? What is wrong with you (random person who did this)?

Weird.

I think real Michael is way sexy enough. Don't go changing him.
 
I will not stand for all the disrespect toward Michael’s shirt ripping!!! Just kidding 😂

I understand it’s not for everyone, but I am one of those people who find it mega sexy because I just love how ferocious he is in those moments. It’s beyond to me. The first time I saw him do it I think I squealed or screamed or cried or something in between, but it was a very good and strong reaction. The gif in question is one I have shared a couple times too because I just love it… it’s my favorite one of him doing it too!

But hey, we all have our preferences! I’m not into all of Michael’s different looks (meaning, while he is always beautiful, they don’t all get me going lol) but then our mixed preferences are part of what make the thread so fun 🤩
Ah. I did think I recognised the gif but it seemed a bit longer so thought I'd just go for it. I mean, I bumped it for you, mainly. Let's be real.

Yeah, me and the shirt ripping. Never gonna happen. You know I said Michael irritates me quite a lot? Well, here's one reason. But it doesn't make me love him any less. The people I love, I don't expect them to be brilliant 100% and I don't expect to love every single thing they do. Michael is my guy. That's just never gonna change. And, yeah, I love all the different ways we all love him. Sometimes we are on the same page, all of us, other times we diverge a bit. It's fab. I love it. Your reactions? Love them. The entertainment value is off the chart, lol. Love it. 🙂
 
Omg yes. Michael is beautiful and sexy as always in this picture, but my eyes have built a home below his belt and they are very, very happy there! Haha
My eyes definitely have built their home on his face (with a recently added side extension for the hollow in his neck). Everything is beautiful but it's all about his face. As I have said repeatedly. 🥰
 
Ok…So…

That shirtless pool picture if Michael…. I have to deep breathe here…

I think the first time I saw it was like years ago, well before my Michael obsession. And I was like SHOCKED. His entire body looks fucking beautiful. Perfect. Just… wow. But then you add his smile which is otherworldly in how bright and gleaming and sexy it is… and then you add that he is all wet and his shorts (underwear?) is soaked through… and then you add the bit of hair falling across his face… and then you add that I’m only a woman and I’m weak willed and in love with the man in the picture….

And I’m just…
I'm actually wondering if this has been photoshopped. Cos it looks a lot like one I found in the archives a while back and was gonna bump it but didn't cos he's wearing green swimming trunks and ... nah, just couldn't. The picture didn't get me going but I thought one of you peeps might enjoy it but the green trunks, I just couldn't do it. Might see if I can find it again.

Either way, your reaction is ... perfect, as always :D
 
I'm actually wondering if this has been photoshopped. Cos it looks a lot like one I found in the archives a while back and was gonna bump it but didn't cos he's wearing green swimming trunks and ... nah, just couldn't. The picture didn't get me going but I thought one of you peeps might enjoy it but the green trunks, I just couldn't do it. Might see if I can find it again.

Either way, your reaction is ... perfect, as always :D

It would be interesting if it were photo shopped because I have seen that picture SO many places (although never with green trunks...just the black as seen here I think). I have however seen a lot of weird edits of Michael that were clear photo shopped pictures that honestly bother me because, as you said in the thread above, was Michael not sexy enough as he was? Why change him? I don't get it. Though I'm not like deeply offended or anything, I just mostly am bothered imagining someone thinking they could improve upon his appearance with doing those kinds of edits, you know?

I really would be shocked if this particular picture turned out to be photoshopped because it looks very real to me. But I suppose it is always possible! There was a period of time when it seemed like all the Jackson boys were very into their abs haha so it woudn't surprise me if Michael was too. To be honest, he is someone I'd sort of expect to have more defined abs simply because of the amount of constantly activity in his life and obvious core strength (I say all of this as someone with non-existant core strength who does 90% of my work on a computer and thus not moving lol).

Anyway, I would be very disappointed if this was photoshopped, mostly because it would have circulated fan communities quite extensively. But Michael was sexy no matter what his form actually looked like :)

But Good lord, this photo really blows up my world lol

And I am happy my enthusiastic replies are entertainment enough even when the pictures themselves aren't your thing :)
 
Ok, so, again…. Deep breaths…

FEROCIOUS!!! That is one of his ferocious faces I just DIE for. The man is so intense. He is soooo passionate. Idk how to exist knowing this kind of energy once existed in the world…

I've said it before. I am convinced that my inner awareness kept me away from Michael in past decades so as to protect me. I loved him and it was crazy intense but I also kept my distance. I'm convinced my instincts were keeping me safe. And I'm grateful.

To borrow one of the best things I’ve ever heard said about Michael, all credit to @zinniabooklover,”he’s an entire universe.” And I quote that as the answer to the question that rattles around my brain when I find myself overheating at record speed… how can one person be so many things, be so captivating, eclipsing everything and everyone around him, and arouse so many complicated feelings inside every one of us, simultaneously, inspiring the most insane and loyal fan base that’s ever existed over a decade after he is gone… I just don’t understand…he is so magical and his outrageous sex appeal is just a sliver of why!

I’m actually salivating and somehow want to cry lol. Gotta stop.
Yeah, he really is an entire universe. Which is good because, god knows, he inspires a whole universe of emotional reactions in me. In all of us. All of those complicated feelings, however weird and sometimes unbearable they might seem, it all makes perfect sense. All the complicated, crazy mixed-up feelings are as sweet and essential and wonderful as I could hope for them to be.

I don't really understand anything about Michael but I am able to accept it and, on some sort of inner 'plane' (whatever!) I understand all of it perfectly. We all do. We all struggle to find the right vocabulary but, underneath all that, we really already know.
 
It would be interesting if it were photo shopped because I have seen that picture SO many places (although never with green trunks...just the black as seen here I think). I have however seen a lot of weird edits of Michael that were clear photo shopped pictures that honestly bother me because, as you said in the thread above, was Michael not sexy enough as he was? Why change him? I don't get it. Though I'm not like deeply offended or anything, I just mostly am bothered imagining someone thinking they could improve upon his appearance with doing those kinds of edits, you know?

I really would be shocked if this particular picture turned out to be photoshopped because it looks very real to me. But I suppose it is always possible! There was a period of time when it seemed like all the Jackson boys were very into their abs haha so it woudn't surprise me if Michael was too. To be honest, he is someone I'd sort of expect to have more defined abs simply because of the amount of constantly activity in his life and obvious core strength (I say all of this as someone with non-existant core strength who does 90% of my work on a computer and thus not moving lol).

Anyway, I would be very disappointed if this was photoshopped, mostly because it would have circulated fan communities quite extensively. But Michael was sexy no matter what his form actually looked like :)

But Good lord, this photo really blows up my world lol

And I am happy my enthusiastic replies are entertainment enough even when the pictures themselves aren't your thing :)
Oh, if it's been circulating around then maybe not. Cos Michael's fans do seem to be able to spot a photoshopped image at 50 yards. It seemed a lot like the one I saw but prob not.

I'm not offended, as you say, by someone photoshopping an image of Michael but I do think, 'why the feck would you do that?' Just why? Even though that image that fooled me did create my fantasy I would prefer for the image to not exist. Because that is not how Michael presented himself so, you know, just don't bother. I think it was MM90 posted a photo the other day (Fave Pics) and ML picked it up as a photoshop image. It was a profile pic, Bad era, the long hair etc. The thing that got me is, there are many pics of Michael from that exact period looking very like 'he' did in the fake pic. Someone spent time creating a fake picture of Michael which isn't massively different (apart from the obvious) to many of the genuine pictures from that era. Um, why not enjoy one of the real photos?

Your reactions to Michael are great. A testament to his ongoing power even after all this time. Your reactions are ferocious (great word, btw) which I think illustrates the extent of Michael's awesomeness (oh god, that word again. I really need a new vocaculary for the man).
 
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Did just go and look at the site. The version they have is the black boxers version. So did someone on this thread alter it, presumably for 'Manhood' purposes? Or is it the other way around? Someone covered the green trunks with the black boxers cos they wanted to make the photo more 'modest' and then upload the image to a general site?

My guess would be that the green trunks are the original cos I think it would be hard to cover those black boxers with these tiny trunks and also somehow reveal more of Michael's legs.

Who knows? Doesn't really matter, I guess. If it's just clothing being altered and not Michael himself I'm less bothered.
 
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Exactly :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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Yesssss lol ;);)
The one with the green trunks is the photoshopped one. The one with the black ones are not!

Thank you! I was almost afraid to look at this photo, worried it might be photoshopped. Look at those Abs!! That's where all those dance moves executed to perfection come from. :love: 🤪 and the smile !
 
My eyes definitely have built their home on his face (with a recently added side extension for the hollow in his neck). Everything is beautiful but it's all about his face. As I have said repeatedly. 🥰
My eyes are still homeless and keep wandering all over o_O🤪:eek: They seem to not be able to settle anywhere. When they look at the face, they want to check out the abs, then start to move down and then get distracted by hands, and then sometimes back to the face again and then the hair! I would leave them alone but the problem is they also take my mind and heart on this rollercoaster journey too. And that is just Dangerous!!

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Seems a little bit different to the other version ...
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haa haa, I believe Royal Concrete again. I don't know how it was ok for him to move like that but not ok to grab his crotch!! Him just stopping short of crotch is way more seductive than actually touching it!!
 
Thank you! I was almost afraid to look at this photo, worried it might be photoshopped. Look at those Abs!! That's where all those dance moves executed to perfection come from. :love: 🤪 and the smile !
This photoshop lark is doing my head in. I think I'll have to start watching more clips from his shows. I don't usually bother but maybe I should. At least I would know it's really him. You can't photoshop film footage from a gig, can you?

Or can you? 😱
 
My eyes are still homeless and keep wandering all over o_O🤪:eek: They seem to not be able to settle anywhere. When they look at the face, they want to check out the abs, then start to move down and then get distracted by hands, and then sometimes back to the face again and then the hair! I would leave them alone but the problem is they also take my mind and heart on this rollercoaster journey too. And that is just Dangerous!!

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Oh, I really like this one.
 
This photoshop lark is doing my head in. I think I'll have to start watching more clips from his shows. I don't usually bother but maybe I should. At least I would know it's really him. You can't photoshop film footage from a gig, can you?

Or can you? 😱
You can do a lot of editing these days unfortunately. But if you look at number of views and comments, you get a sense. Invitation to join our watch party still stands if you want to get into watching the shows.
 
haa haa, I believe Royal Concrete again. I don't know how it was ok for him to move like that but not ok to grab his crotch!! Him just stopping short of crotch is way more seductive than actually touching it!!
I agree although I am starting to come round to the crotch grab in still photos. I'm beginning to see what you all mean.

But I don't think anything will ever be as seductive as the teasing that he does when he doesn't quite go where you expect him to (want him to, lol).
 
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You can do a lot of editing these days unfortunately. But if you look at number of views and comments, you get a sense. Invitation to join our watch party still stands if you want to get into watching the shows.
It's a whole other world. I'm a bit 😱

I'm a simple soul. Any type of photo of Michael that you want is out there. Sweet, funny, beautiful, sexy, wild. Why not just use what's there?

The green swimming trunks picture came from P.480 of this thread so I don't think there are any clues re number of views. Although, tbf, I didn't look that closely. I saw green trunks and thought, 'no thank you' and moved on, lol.
 
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:) I thought you would. I love 💞 😘 how he adds those kicks unexpectedly in the middle. I often have to go back and watch those again.
I am mesmerised by his legs. How beautiful they are and how he uses them. And, as you say, it's often so unexpected. Even once I know the routine or that piece of film, it'll still take me by surprise when he does it and it will still feel dead exciting. I don't think any of these emojis capture the excitement of Michael's legs. I'll have to make do with ❤️ 🔥 🥰
 
Thank you! I was almost afraid to look at this photo, worried it might be photoshopped. Look at those Abs!! That's where all those dance moves executed to perfection come from. :love: 🤪 and the smile !
It's just too good to pass up! ;) oh lord the abs, the smile :love:
 
I am mesmerised by his legs. How beautiful they are and how he uses them. And, as you say, it's often so unexpected. Even once I know the routine or that piece of film, it'll still take me by surprise when he does it and it will still feel dead exciting. I don't think any of these emojis capture the excitement of Michael's legs. I'll have to make do with ❤️ 🔥 🥰
That man has legs for days! 🥰🥵❤️
 
See this is where I have to differ. There is just something about him ripping shirt like that, pulling it off that I don't like, for me it crosses the boundary into that explicit rock stars move that we were talking before. Somehow its different from the way he does it in Come Together.
It works for me in TDCAU (Prison). Cos there it looks like he's got something to say. The first time he does it is the best but even the second time is fine. I don't watch that one too often (too painful) but have just watched it now. I'm reclaiming my Michaeling. Yay!
 
It works for me in TDCAU (Prison). Cos there it looks like he's got something to say. The first time he does it is the best but even the second time is fine. I don't watch that one too often (too painful) but have just watched it now. I'm reclaiming my Michaeling. Yay!
Oh did not know he goes shirtless in the prison version, gotta watch it again! Brazil of course
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Oh did not know he goes shirtless in the prison version, gotta watch it again! Brazil of course
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TDCAU Brazil is my fave version and, yeah, the ripped t-shirt. Every bit as awesome as Come Together. But the 2 moments in Prison version, they feel meaningful. The first one in particular, there's a feeling of ... I dunno ... anger, desperation, frustration, needing release. He's definitely saying something and it ain't about how sexy he is. Well, I don't think so.

Love this picture. Beautiful. ❤️
 
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