Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

oh man! I had to look up what BDE means! You guys are corrupting me, I was such an innocent little girl before :eek:. The swagger yes, no one struts the stage like he does.
I don't know if he invented female orgasm, but he certainly invented mikegasm (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mikegasm)
LMAO I wasn't sure if everyone would know what it was, but no one questioned it when I wrote about it the other day so I figured it might be common knowledge. It's not a phrase I have ever thought about applying to anyone until the other day when I was looking at a pic of Michael (I think the one of him sitting chill AF at the 1984 Grammy's) and I was like dammmmn that's it. That's some big d*** energy lol. Anyway, I'm happy to be apart of the corruption train. I live for it, in fact!

I'm obsessed with his strut. He is so f***ing smooth in everything he does. I've never seen a single thing like it.

Oh, he most definitely invented the Mikegasm....the whole of female orgasms? Up for debate. Except, I was born during the Bad tour on one of his Wembley dates, so I want to believe Mike's responsible for it all in my case lol.
 
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Just thought I would update you all....I have turned a group chat with my mom and sister into a second manhood thread. My mother (who does not see MJ as sexy at all) is mostly laughing and/or silent in response, but my sister is having the time of her life with me. I'll keep you posted as things develop :ROFLMAO:
 
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He even makes silhouettes hot as hell 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍
 
Just thought I would update you all....I have turned a group chat with my mom and sister into a second manhood thread. My mother (who does not see MJ as sexy at all) is mostly laughing and/or silent in response, but my sister is having the time of her life with me. I'll keep you posted as things develop :ROFLMAO:
Maybe it's time they joined the fan community :)

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He even makes silhouettes hot as hell 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍
How long is it ok to just look at a photo without being certified obsessed!!
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

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Came onto the board, had a bit of a wobble, went looking for picture therapy. Little bit over on Fave Pics but thought, 'no, need more' and here I am. Finding just the therapy I need on the Manhood thread. It feels so right. 😊

Loving Michael's eyes in this one.
 
oh man! I had to look up what BDE means! You guys are corrupting me, I was such an innocent little girl before :eek:.
I had to look it up, as well. I did come up with something that fitted BDE but it was too naughty even for the Manhood thread so I knew it was wrong. Plus, no photos matching said phrase so definitely wrong, lol. Sometimes you just have to Google it.
 
I had to look it up, as well. I did come up with something that fitted BDE but it was too naughty even for the Manhood thread so I knew it was wrong. Plus, no photos matching said phrase so definitely wrong, lol. Sometimes you just have to Google it.
LMAO I mean, based on your description I feel like you got it right the first time... Now I'm very curious what you thought it would be versus what you discovered! Please share in some way lol.
 
LMAO I mean, based on your description I feel like you got it right the first time... Now I'm very curious what you thought it would be versus what you discovered! Please share in some way lol.
Router about to conk out. Plus, really cannot think of how to get it across. Believe me, I tried, lol. Although I'll bet you've already got there! :ROFLMAO:
 
I seem to have lost the ability to hit 'reply'. I'm sitting here, just staring. That's all I'm capable of.
oh.......... my...............gawd............................
especially the last one, here it is again, so that it can be quoted ;)

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I had to look it up, as well. I did come up with something that fitted BDE but it was too naughty even for the Manhood thread so I knew it was wrong. Plus, no photos matching said phrase so definitely wrong, lol. Sometimes you just have to Google it.
Too naughty for the Manhood thread!! I am curious too now! you can still share it in our private conversation thread.
 
oh.......... my...............gawd............................
especially the last one, here it is again, so that it can be quoted ;)

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Too naughty for the Manhood thread!! I am curious too now! you can still share it in our private conversation thread.

Bless you for reposting this!! Soooo many explicit thoughts in response to this photo.... I need to gain composure lol
 
LMAO I mean, based on your description I feel like you got it right the first time... Now I'm very curious what you thought it would be versus what you discovered! Please share in some way lol.
First word, same as yours. Second word, starts with same two letters as yours; 4 letters in your word, 5 in mine. Third word, starts with same letter and shares two more.

Come on, ladies. It's not that hard. Or is it? Is it that hard? 😉

That's all the clues you're getting, lol.
 
I LOVE all of the photos from this session that I have seen... I love so many things about it... gorgeous, sensuous, tender...emotional even?
OK, now here you almost had me crying. Do we do that on Manhood? Well, I almost did.

"Tender ... emotional even?"

You know when I go, 'Michael is sexy but I don't find him sexy' ? This is where I am but in my clumsy, clunky way can't express myself properly. Obvs, I do find Michael sexy. Infamous MM90 photo, anyone? Or the gif posted by Hiker? I think we all know what's going on. But it's never my main reaction to Michael. It's this, what you said here. And it's not me doing the resistance thing. I do throw a lot of resistance at Michael but this is a whole other thing.

I don't have the vocab but with this post, you just handed me a piece of my own jigsaw puzzle. Hence the wanting to burst into tears. This is epic.
 
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