I'm not anticipating his new album at all.
NEVER was. I mean...ME??? Wanting new music from MJ??? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH......NEVER!
:mello:
:toofunny: :toofunny:
MIKE MIKE MIKE
(To the tune of N'Sync's "Bye Bye Bye")
He-hey
Mike Mike Mike
Mike Mike
Oh oh
We're longing to see Mike
We're starting to feel so deprived
Oh no this ain't alright
Hey Mikey, come on!!!
We love you endlessly
But we want that CD!
So why don't you release it and sing a song?
You know that we can't wait no more
We're so deprived
Want the CD soon in the stores
We need Mike Mike Mike!!!
Chorus:
Mike, Mike
You know we're gonna wait for you
Do we have to wait another year or two?
We can beg Mike, 'cause we're so deprived!
We need Mike, Mike Mike!!
Mike, Mike
This waiting is just really tough
Mike have mercy, we have waited long enough
We're on our knees, 'cause we're so deprived
We need Mike, Mike, Mike!!!
Oh oh
Just hit us with the truth
The album, will it be out soon...?
We have been waiting so long!
Mikey, COME ON!!
We listen your CDs
And sing along all "hee hees"
Now your fans are just begging for the new songs
You know that we can't wait no more
We're so deprived
Want the CD soon in the store
We need Mike Mike Mike!!!
(repeat chorus)
Not giving up, we know for sure
We'll see Michael again when his CD's in the stores
Mike, Mike
We're screaming out "We need Mike-stuff!!"
Wanna get the new songs now, we've waited long enough!
Do we have to wait for you
'Nother year or two ??
Say that it's not true, dear Mike!!!
(Mike Mike Mike)
We have waited long enough
(Long enough)
Five years is enough
(Mike Mike)
We are so deprived
Mike Mike
You know we wait and wait for you
Do we have to wait another year or two?
We all wanna see you soon!!
We are so deprived!
We need Mike Mike Mike!!
Mike Mike
This waiting has been really tough!
Don't you think we all have waited long enough
Mike can't you see, your fans are deprived!
WE NEED MIKE!!!!
Mike Mike
By summer
January 9th, 2001
HURT SONG
(to the tune of "Earth Song")
What if we sometimes, all act insane
When we can't hear you sing, then, you know, we are in pain
Do you know how it feels?, Mike should I mime?!
Why cannot you just sing, I beg you, Mike, and I whine
Did you ever stop to notice, the same things we've said before
Did you ever stop to notice, these crying fans now weeping more
*singing half sobbing*
Aaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaah Oooooh oooooh ooooh
What have we done to him, girls?
Look what we've done!!
Maybe he needs his peace, so that he can have some fun
What if our Michael just needs, just a bit time
What if we all just dream, that the album is on time
Did you ever stop to notice, how all say Britney's a bore
Did you ever stop to notice, the music world needs him for sure
*singing half desperately*
Aaaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaaah Ooooh ooooh ooooh
It used to seem, there is a chance new songs aren't far
Now I don't know where they are, although I know they're so damn far!!!!!
*singing desperately, and frustrated*
Aaaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaaah Ooooooh ooooh ooooh
Hey, hey
What about yesterday, what about the release
All your fans are waiting now, you we wanna see
Is the album late again, I think we all knew
What about your fans hurt, they need new songs soon
What about album news, release date's a must
What about all the fans, have we lost your trust
What about crying males, asking "Michael, PLEASE!!"
What if our begging fails, Mike please hear our pleas
Mike try to understand, we're torn apart by greed
What about the common fan, can't you set her free
What about your fans crying, can't you hear them cry
Where did we go wrong, someone tell me why
Could we all hear your voice, can we see your face
What about all our joy, what about the fans
What about the crying fans, what about ALL your fans
What if we BEG again, do you give a damn?
*singing TOTALLY frustrated* LOL!
Aaaaaaah aaaaah aaaah Oooh oooooh ooooh
*if you wanna sing the "whoos"...stomp your foot like a spoiled brat to each "whoo"* LOL!
By summer
June 20th, 2000
Remember before Invincible came out...how they kept giving us different release dates every week...and then we heard about MJ wanting to do films and everyone was like "Nooo...finish the album!! We wanna hear the new songs already!!"...LOL! Another song about the "agony" fans go through every single time they wait for a new MJ album! LOL!
MIKEY
(To the tune of MJ's "Money")
Mikey, Mikey
Favorite, inspiring, cute he is, divine he is
Saw your record and just, kind of thought I must
Sing the old songs again, like a true fan does
I don't care, I wanna hear our Mikey
I don't care, I only listen Mikey
So you're feeling hurt, 'cause they twist your words
They don't get it right, it's all absurd
We do care, defend our dear Mikey
'Cause we care, we'll be there for Mikey
We are fighting the tabs 'cause they disgust you
We're all number one fans who really love you
And you're being adored, so you must know
We'll never betray or deceive you, my friend
Mike
Give us music to dance, 'cause we are waiting
'Cause we're all gonna cry, if the album's late again
We cannot understand, we cannot take this
We'd do anything, dear Mikey
Anything, anything, anything dear Mikey
Feeling blue, the album's due
We've been waiting long, like, forever!!
Assure us
That the album is doing fine
Will it be out in time?
I don't think so...
You don't care, you're doing movies Mikey
This ain't fair, been waiting for you Mikey
While you're playing Poe, could you promise us
That you still will go record songs for us
When is there, new album for us Mikey?
We can't bear this feeling now, Mikey
We've been neglected once again for years, it's just agony, you see
Release new songs and we're all smiles, that would be fabulous
You could make that happen
Don't you know we all cry 'cause we can't bear this
And we're soon gonna need morphine and sedatives LOL!
Wanna hear the new songs, oh Mike have mercy!!
We'd do anything, dear Mikey
Anything....
They said he's vacationing all around the world
WE TOO THINK SO! LOL!
Wonder when will that man be back recording?
Why can't he realize that we are mourning
Someone tell me this time he is recording
We'd do anything, dear Mikey
*deep sigh* LOL!
Anything...
We want it, you record it, our victory! LOL!
Mikey where's the album now?
Record it, record it, record it, come on, record it, record it, record it
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey
Aow
Don't tell me
Don't tell me
Don't tell me it is late again
By summer
June 3rd, 2000
Another song about wanting to get Michael's new CD already...! LOL! And for clarification....Drought in the song means the "MJ drought" when there were no MJ news, no release date, no new songs, no new videos, etc...and the "new number" is referring to a new performance...like he had a "new number" in Munich in 1999...he did a new version of Dangerous.
WANT TO HEAR MIKE MORE
(To the tune of MJ's "Blood On The Dancefloor")
Can't wait no longer
We're all insane
New songs we hunger
It's so insane
Can't wait 'til Easter
How does it feel
To know that album
Will be a thrill
Every night I dance and MJ's pictures I glance
In chatrooms wonder with all the fans
New CD, when will we get it?
Every Mike-fan is out in disco to dance
Mike has the best and most true fans
Is the new CD ready?
We'll show this world who is the best with the most fans
We're gonna straighten up all stupid lies
(All stupid lies)
We listen to Mike's music and get up and dance
The new CD please give me
'Cause I just can't take this
New songs I miss
New songs we all hunger
We want this "drought" to end
Each day we all wonder
What kind of songs he'll bring
We just want to hear Mike more
See him on stage live
If Mike has a new number
The fans will feel alright
Mike had a new number
It was unreal
Applause like thunder
It was such thrill
In Munich, baby
We had a blast
If we could only
Re-live the past
Every night I dance...
We'll show this world...
New songs we all hunger....
We just want to hear Mike more
(Want to hear Mike more) x 3
We just want to hear Mike more
And I just can't take this
New songs I miss
Whoo
By summer
December 1999
Yet another parody that was inspired by the frustration of having to wait for MJ's new album for sooooooo long! LOL! The wait is always worth it and I want Michael to take his time to make a great album....but of course, as a fan...you just CAN NOT wait to hear the new music, so...it's kind of "torturous" to wait for so long...LOL! Oh and since the song is supposed to be a parody and fun, the fan behaviour has intentionally been exaggerated...Duh! LOL!
LITTLE MUSIC
(To the tune of MJ's "Little Susie")
Somebody give me little music
I need a new tune
'Cause Mike's album's not coming soon
I will start screaming
"Want the CD!! Want new tunes!!"
Oh Mike can't you see
It's so cruel
It just isn't fair
We're so bored and for others we don't care
We only want Mike's CD to be there
If Michael would only sing
The fans would be smiling
Mike if you care
Bring new songs on air
I can't believe
The new album we cannot get
So I cry each night in my bed
We're waiting, no choice
Many tears we shed, we live in vain
We're desperate
It's agony, it's pain
But all the fans crying for more
"Wanna hear new music from our Mike!!
Wanna have the new album, new rhymes!!"
If Michael would only sing
The fans would be smiling
Mike if you care
Bring new songs on air
But I say "For God's sake!!!"
When can we have new tunes??!!
When will Mike's new album be there?!
Some new songs we all wanna get
We want them soon!!
And we scream loud
But the album's not there
We know Mike don't care...*sob* LOL!
Fans wait at home
Some of them cry
Listen music alone
Wonder where Michael has gone
Michael don't care
There's no record
How much can fans bear
We all keep on weeping, we keep praying
Neglecting us still
Oh dear Mike, what cha doing, filming??
Little music, is that so hard to give?!
If Michael would only sing
The fans would be smiling
Mike if you care
Why's the CD not there?!
LOL!
By summer
October 14th, 2000