Do you ever wonder where Santa gets his elves from?? I mean, do they have to apply for the job, or are they just sent a letter...
'Dear Elf,
You have been selected to join Santa's Slaves. You will turn up to start work tomorrow at 5am sharp for a briefing, and then you will be expected to start work straight away.
Yours faithfully,
O. Kissmas T'
This is something i always used to wonder as a child...