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Limonali said:
Hell yeah?
I don't have a v-card anymore.. for quite some time now. But it's funny, for the first time I actually had fireworks :p but the guy was an ass anyho...
Am I too explicit?? I don't know who's reading now!!!! *Hi freshers!!!* :bye: *innocent smile*
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o don't worry, not-clara already broke down the barriers for us! :lol:

what's a v-card? is it the thing mike's holding in this photo?

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herstory said:
Aaah no tears! :better:

My family is verrrry emotionally stifled I guess? Like, my mom crying at her father's funeral was a big deal. Sadness is not dealt with well. I'm a little uneasy even about going to see "This is It" when it comes out with my sister and brother in law because I don't know how I'll react. Bleh.

:huggy:

Awww, that is so cute with your niece. :wub:
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I'm the same way. I don't really have anyone to go with so I'll probably just end up going with my mom and sister. Maybe I'll sit a few seats down from them. Or who knows, the whole theater will be sobbing like babies :)
 
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lmao@Clara, she said she blames MJ.. bwahahahahah... Um well if you are looking for black guys, you may want to ummm how shall I put this... LEAVE FINLAND.. Take it from me black ppl don't do to well in really really cold weather.. Finland's cold weather doesn't compare to America's cold weather.. lol.....


Rofl@he doesn't have a Llama.. That's how I feel about the "sausage sandwich".. I'm like "Do you carry around a sausage sandwich?" If they say no, then I am like NO NOOKIE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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#1MJstan said:
lmao@Clara, she said she blames MJ.. bwahahahahah... Um well if you are looking for black guys, you may want to ummm how shall I put this... LEAVE FINLAND.. Take it from me black ppl don't do to well in really really cold weather.. Finland's cold weather doesn't compare to America's cold weather.. lol.....


Rofl@he doesn't have a Llama.. That's how I feel about the "sausage sandwich".. I'm like "Do you carry around a sausage sandwich?" If they say no, then I am like NO NOOKIE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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girl you got me so confused reading about mike's v-card and then you mention his goddamn llama :hysterical:
 
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#1MJstan said:
Clara that's cool if u still got your V card.. Hold on to your cookies, don't go passing them out like free samples at the supermarket...

Let him be super worthy of your stuff, then when u do put it on him, u will have him crying girl...

and that is my PSA for the day..
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LoL@the cookies&samples.:D Aww I actually got emotional (I'm weird, I know), that's so nicely said, thank you! :huggy: What's PSA? :D

#1MJstan said:
Wow, Clara did you say Finland?? I did a report on your country when I was in 5th grade.. Every since then I said I was going to go visit Finland and probably be the only black person walking around, but that's cool I don't mind being the black dot on the white sheet of paper.. lol...

Great now I know someone from Finland.:D
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WOWzers, that's so cool!!! :D Come and visit me! I'm serious! Are u American? Where do u live? Nah in my neighborhood u certainly wouldn't be the only black person! :D There's a lot of Somalians and other immigrants.:) Me likey. The capital area is different from the rest of the country... For example, if you came with me to my old home town, there you would be the black dot on the white sheet of paper. :D COME HERE GURL!!! WELCOME! :)

herstory said:
OMG that reminds me of a story...
I was at the airport and was going to visit my girlfriend, we were in a long distance relationship. I put my bag through security and the guy scanning the bags gave me a weird look and was like, "Are you aware you have handcuffs in your luggage?"

I turned sooo red. :lol: I ended up lying and saying they were for a Halloween costume since it was October and he let me go through.
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LOL! :D :D :D Girl-girl-love, I assume?

london said:
(appleheads, i'm still eating but HALE NAW was i going to miss the sextalk session of this thread!) :lol:
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Welcome to the sextalk, milady! Feel free to contribute! And I'm so proud to have started it! :D

herstory said:
Yep, might as well have just held up a giant sign that said "DON'T LET HER CUTENESS FOOL YOU, THIS GIRL IS A GRADE A NYMPHO"
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:D

HeartbreakHotelMJJ said:
Story of my life... :D I'm telling you its like a desert. Well no. Scratch that. There is plenty of opportunity but I'm like ugh. No. Not YOU. YOU do not have a Llama.

I hear you.. hell I'm right there with you. I fear I'll never find it though.. I've felt like that for some time... but what can I do? I just have to try to think positive... but I fear Michael has ruined me. which is pretty pathetic. I'll stop typing now. :mello:
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Aww @ the llama.:) I feel you girl! I'm picky too... even though there's not much to be picky from! Lol. I fear too... But hey let's not be desperate! Let's stay positive. Hey, 21 and never had a boyfriend, how does that sound to you? (A few months ago it was even 21 and never been kissed... but not anymore! Lol!) But i'm not even desperate yet! We'll find our perfectly imperfect men, I'm telling ya! :yes:
 
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Oh I LUV TRUE BLOOD.. THAT VAMPIRE ERIC, CAN GET IT, AND GET IT AND GET IT!!!! But I won't allow myself to really enjoy it cuz he isn't MJ, but he can still get it.. Oh and did I tell you he can get it..

@London, yes we are having the "talk" gotta keep my new lil babies pure.. Make them hold on to their cookies.. Cuz a baby isnt the only thing u gotta worry about now a days.. A really bad session in the sack.. lol
 
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:lol: how could i have been away from the thread so long? ya'll are epic as always. and ADORE...i LOOOOOVE you, it's official. that fucking eagle was the funniest shit i've seen all day pmsl
 
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Clara said:
Aww @ the llama.:) I feel you girl! I'm picky too... even though there's not much to be picky from! Lol. I fear too... But hey let's not be desperate! Let's stay positive. Hey, 21 and never had a boyfriend, how does that sound to you? (A few months ago it was even 21 and never been kissed... but not anymore! Lol!) But i'm not even desperate yet! We'll find our perfectly imperfect men, I'm telling ya! :yes:
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you're only 21? you've still got plenty of time! i know so many people over that age who've never had a boy/girlfriend. i think it's a modern thing. ain't nobody doing the crunk if they're playing with themselves on facebook all of the time :lol:

#1MJstan said:
@London, yes we are having the "talk" gotta keep my new lil babies pure.. Make them hold on to their cookies.. Cuz a baby isnt the only thing u gotta worry about now a days.. A really bad session in the sack.. lol
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it's always about the bad sessions not the cookies. honestly, they gotta send in a little demo first before they get any kind of cookies, cakes, bagels, etc.
 
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#1MJstan said:
Oh I LUV TRUE BLOOD.. THAT VAMPIRE ERIC, CAN GET IT, AND GET IT AND GET IT!!!! But I won't allow myself to really enjoy it cuz he isn't MJ, but he can still get it.. Oh and did I tell you he can get it..

@London, yes we are having the "talk" gotta keep my new lil babies pure.. Make them hold on to their cookies.. Cuz a baby isnt the only thing u gotta worry about now a days.. A really bad session in the sack.. lol
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ERIC IS EPIC. EPICLY HOT!!! OMG!! In this last episode he gave me FEEEEVAAAAHHH!!!

Hold on to those cookies ladies! Trust me!!! Trust us!!! :D
 
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*pulls up sleeping bag* :girl_teddy:
~*~You've kissed a boy before? OOooOooo~!~!**:first_move:

:lol:

I'll share.
I was 16 (a youngin' I know) and it was after the school homecoming dance. She was my first long term-girlfriend, we'd been going out a few months and we kind of planned it. She slept over at my house (my mom was a little clueless :giggle:), we took a shower and then it went down on my futon. haaa It was a good time, she was my first love and we were together a little over a year.

The girl I was traveling to with the handcuffs was a whooollle different story. I was mad curropted after her, I'll leave it at that. :evil:
 
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hi johnmj who is reading us and probably freaking out :waving:

@clara PSA is public service announcement :) they're ads here where kids are given advice for life, lol
 
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Clara said:
Aww @ the llama.:) I feel you girl! I'm picky too... even though there's not much to be picky from! Lol. I fear too... But hey let's not be desperate! Let's stay positive. Hey, 21 and never had a boyfriend, how does that sound to you? (A few months ago it was even 21 and never been kissed... but not anymore! Lol!) But i'm not even desperate yet! We'll find our perfectly imperfect men, I'm telling ya! :yes:
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Oh girl you gots plenty of time for V Card relinquishment! Hell I wish I was still a virgin at 21, but I'll stop typing now.. Wait for the one, it will be soooo wonderful! Come back and tell us all about it okay!? :D


BadEraSexy said:
not holding my breath on THAT one :weeping:
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UGH! I think we could swap stories. I don't even want to tell yall what I've been through the past 7 years. Blech.
 
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Yall dont wanna know about my first. That mess was boooooring. I'll spare yall the details.
 
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herstory said:
*pulls up sleeping bag* :girl_teddy:
~*~You've kissed a boy before? OOooOooo~!~!**:first_move:

:lol:

I'll share.
I was 16 (a youngin' I know) and it was after the school homecoming dance. She was my first long term-girlfriend, we'd been going out a few months and we kind of planned it. She slept over at my house (my mom was a little clueless :giggle:), we took a shower and then it went down on my futon. haaa It was a good time, she was my first love and we were together a little over a year.

The girl I was traveling to with the handcuffs was a whooollle different story. I was mad curropted after her, I'll leave it at that. :evil:
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awwwwwwwwwwwww you have a good memory :clapping:

i've erased mine with this:

we lost it to each other on that rug 10 years after this photo

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