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tomthedude said:
Omg!! Some definitions for 'Adore' I found online :lmao:

ADORE: fuck that last def. adore means, jeff loving giselle to no end, meaning i will love, and cherish every word and emotion giselle is willing to offer jeff to the end of the world, nothing will stop jeff from caring and loving you, giselle, period the end. I adore you sweety and i anxiously await every moment of communication from you. til then, smooch, muah!, xoxoxo

ADORE: Meaning she will never have sex with you, but she hopes someone will

ADORE: psycho stalker delusional freakshow. This species resides atop bakeries, and is often found lurking behind a PC monitor and eating ho-ho's. Also sometimes found in Ireland, but not really.

*dead* :lmao:
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tomthedude said:
You sure Callie?

CALLIE: amazing, cool, funny, great, fun times, hilarious, silly, cute, nice, sweet, unique, great to hang out with.
In many cases, there are more words to describe... but you get the idea.

:)

EDIT OMG!!!

an amazing hot, delicious person who everyone loves. sometimes a daddys girl, and has brown hair and eyes. usually but not always called a slut. has a big booty.

:lmao:
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tomthedude said:
LIMON: is a lemon but to define a limon is to say it is very acidic, tart, having a high concentration and being very penetrating. When used as slang it means that someone is very intense and somewhat sarcastic.

LIMON: a typical badass in every sport especially runnning.

LIMON: possibly le coolest word on le planet. basically just a really funkeh way of saying lemon.

:lmao:
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tomthedude said:
WENDY BIRD: Wholesome, yet hotter than a regular wendy. Someone that rejects derogatory terminology. Always takes the high road. Straight-edge.

Example: Wendybird is way cooler and far nicer than a blake and never participates in nasty antics.
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tomthedude said:
Omg this is nasty :bugeyed

CLARA: a "citrus" infection derived from sucking on too many oranges.
similar to: herpes
Example: Ugh! After giving him a :censored: last week on the bus i have Clara in my mouth!
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Adore said:
:mello:

TOM:

Commonly used military term for a private soldier in the army.

Example:
The floor needs sweeping.
Ok, I'll get a TOM to do it.

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The man responsible for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.

Example:
"God damnit! Myspace shit the bed again. Fuck you Tom!"

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Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms

Example:
I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.

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Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disguised as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").


Example:
Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

:mello:
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tomthedude said:
SERENITY: A pretty girls name. Usually given to Dark Witches bent on destroying the world. ;)
Example: "What happened, Serenity? Why are you doing this?"
"You happened! I don't appreciate being controlled, I'm not a chess piece and I'm certainly not a part of your little game, headmaster!" Serenity spat, hatred rising up in her body.

SERENITY: Said to be weed that doesn't show up on drug tests. However, that's complete shit because THC only doesn't show up if it's not there and THC-less weed isn't weed.
Example: "Hey, can you get me some serenity?"
"I can get you some reallly dank shit but not any of that fake stuff."
(the wanna be stoner sits quietly, confused because he/she is a dumbass)

SERENITY: A pornstar.
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i just had to post them all in one post:cheeky:
 
hey guys...im bck! :p

Looks like y'all had some fun while i was gone, which is nice 2 see :D



I just came bck from my godparents daughter's wedding..it was beautiful :wub:
 
Hello EveryOne There!!!

Today is Sunday and i wanna thx u for welcome me so well in my first week among you ;)
so here's a present for u, specially for my ladies ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dLW-yJhM94

Please, take a look and pay atention at the minute 1'57-1'59 ... and i'll say you..."AMEN SISTERS!" ^^.....heee-heeee.....ummmmm ^^

HAVE A LOVELY DAY
*LOVE YA MORE*
 
Just a Girl said:
i just had to post them all in one post:cheeky:
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I am SOOO saving your post somewhere...

Tom did you get them saved? It's an important reference material for applehead dictionary!


tomthedude said:
Afternooooon :waving:
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:yawn: just woke up dragging myself outta bed I'll let it simmer... :mellow:
 
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tomthedude said:
Yeah Limon I have them all back where I posted them :scratch: I'm confused...
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It's just cause I'm such a sucking sentimental person :p so I think:
if mjjc ever goes down all of that hilarity might be lost and I'm... :boohoo: attached :boohoo:

so I saved it in an email :ninja: sent to Heatherss and asked her to fwd to her contact applehead list

I know I'm weird :hysterical: your parents most definitely right :hysterical:
 
8701girl said:
hey guys...im bck! :p
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why did Ithink you've written 'I lick' :p
:unsure: :cheeky:

kampanilla jackson said:
Hello EveryOne There!!!

Today is Sunday and i wanna thx u for welcome me so well in my first week among you ;)
so here's a present for u, specially for my ladies ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dLW-yJhM94

Please, take a look and pay atention at the minute 1'57-1'59 ... and i'll say you..."AMEN SISTERS!" ^^.....heee-heeee.....ummmmm ^^

HAVE A LOVELY DAY
*LOVE YA MORE*
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taken from Kampanilla (Dyń-Dzyń) link:
Mike the Gangsta!!!!
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mj-history-live4-o.gif

:clapping:
Unfortunatelly 1:57-59 was not visible enough here :weeping:

btw. I have a new photobucket account, couldn't wait :ninja:

tomthedude said:
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yep baby baby, that is me! So nice to wake up to that :p :p :p
:give_heart:
Hi Tom!! :ciao:
 
Adore said:
of course, it's Swap Sunday today :mello: *swaps and runs*
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HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! :wild: :mello:
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come on mike, let's go "plant some trees" :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


Callaendia said:
why did Ithink you've written 'I lick' :p
:unsure: :cheeky:


taken from Kampanilla (Dyń-Dzyń) link:
Mike the Gangsta!!!!
mj-history-live-o.gif
mj-history-live2-o.gif

mj-history-live3-o.gif
mj-history-live4-o.gif

:clapping:
Unfortunatelly 1:57-59 was not visible enough here :weeping:

btw. I have a new photobucket account, couldn't wait :ninja:


yep baby baby, that is me! So nice to wake up to that :p :p :p
:give_heart:
Hi Tom!! :ciao:
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:heat: :heat: :heat:

Limonali said:
*dies* after watching Callie's gifs

:praying
please organise a funeral
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:heat: :heat: :heat: :angel: make that two... between cw and her gifs i am in heaven... errr something like that :angel: :naughty:
 
Limonali said:
:angel: still dead :angel:
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:lol: :angel:

Bnd90 said:
*reads limons will*

.....

its only one sentence long :mello:

"bury me with the gold pants."

:mello:

.....

i dont blame you:fear:
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:lmao: dead at this!! close to envy Limony :angel:

Adore said:
:trytobeangel Calla don't be dumping all those gifs in one post :bugeyed They're lethal :weeping:

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*watches again* :mello:



add one to the list

:praying
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I can't I am making to many of them lately :lol:
*looks for another video... already knows which one :shifty: :shifty: :shifty: *

tomthedude said:
In case you havent seen already :sad2:

http://www.mjjcommunity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=82450
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oooo :mellow: ?
 
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