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SERENITY: A pretty girls name. Usually given to Dark Witches bent on destroying the world. ;)
Example: "What happened, Serenity? Why are you doing this?"
"You happened! I don't appreciate being controlled, I'm not a chess piece and I'm certainly not a part of your little game, headmaster!" Serenity spat, hatred rising up in her body.

SERENITY: Said to be weed that doesn't show up on drug tests. However, that's complete shit because THC only doesn't show up if it's not there and THC-less weed isn't weed.
Example: "Hey, can you get me some serenity?"
"I can get you some reallly dank shit but not any of that fake stuff."
(the wanna be stoner sits quietly, confused because he/she is a dumbass)

SERENITY: A pornstar.
 
Adore said:
:mello:

TOM:

Commonly used military term for a private soldier in the army.

Example:
The floor needs sweeping.
 Ok, I'll get a TOM to do it.

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The man responsible for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.

Example:
"God damnit! Myspace shit the bed again. Fuck you Tom!"

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Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms

Example:
I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.

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Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disguised as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").

Example:
Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

:mello:
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Omg... so you can say I'm visiting?

:lmao:

:fear:
 
Adore said:
even people who don't come here much anymore :mello:


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merry christmas baby, sure do treat me nice! thanks for the pressie my love

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I'm officialy dubbing Tom as my second in command of the AH whores. In the event where I cannot properly fulfill my duties Tom will take over.

:mello:
 
Adore said:
:mello:

TOM:

Commonly used military term for a private soldier in the army.

Example:
The floor needs sweeping.
 Ok, I'll get a TOM to do it.

-----

The man responsible for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.

Example:
"God damnit! Myspace shit the bed again. Fuck you Tom!"

-----

Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms

Example:
I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.

-----

Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disguised as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").


Example:
Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

:mello:
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:lmao: :cry: :lmao: BUUUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


:ninja: anyone on mjfanclub.net :ninja:
 
KANE: A name you would call someone, if they were very awsome beyond beleif.
Example: Dude, dont even try to talk to him, hes so kane.

Pretty fitting I'd say ;)
 
Adore said:
:wild:


BES takes the present, shakes it a little, squeezes and pokes to see what's inside :angel:

slowly opeeennnssssss


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:swoon: :stretcher i knew it was good stuff when i heard him say shamone when i squeezed it! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:party: :woohoo: :dance:

*runs off to give present a spit shine, be back in couple days*
 
Callaendia said:
:lol: I am Callaendia thre if you want to add me :lol:
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I don't go on there much, it's too confusing. I've jsut had to re-register because I forgot my password and it said my email address wasn't registered :ph34r: I'll add you anyway :giggle:

you can't change your name now! It has to stay Kane :yes:
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I think I might just keep it. :yes: Unless somebody else thinks I'm a woman :lol:
 
BadEraSexy said:
:swoon: :stretcher i knew it was good stuff when i heard him say shamone when i squeezed it! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:party: :woohoo: :dance:

*runs off to give present a spit shine, be back in couple days*
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:hysterical: makes me think of those toys that talk when you press a button :mello:
 
:lmao: @the stalker definition!
EDIT: OMG I JUST SAW THE REST I AM DYING HERE!!!!
My internet froze before and I couldn't see !!!!!

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
and DYING at the definition of Limon!

Tom go to sleep it's late here :p
 
Bnd90 said:
*gives envelope to adore*

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*she opens it to find a folded picture with Michael's writing on it*

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:lmao: omg she is so doing that :ninja:

LoveYouMoreMJ said:
Oh yes, naked is always best :naughty:

Oh, and this is from me to all of you (Tom, scroll down to get yours)

For the ladies: http://www.mjjcommunity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2402228&postcount=7369

And for Tom :D
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ooooh thank youuuuu :wild: :wub: :censored:

Limonali said:
:woohoo:

*faints and dies*

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(squueueeeeuuueee :wub: George, way to have 2 loves in one post!)
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omg did a double-take on that one SQUEEEEEEE :heart:

Adore said:
:mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello:


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:mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello: :mello:
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i'll take whatever b***H-slapping you got mike :mello:
tomthedude said:
Omg!! Some definitions for 'Adore' I found online :lmao:

ADORE: fuck that last def. adore means, jeff loving giselle to no end, meaning i will love, and cherish every word and emotion giselle is willing to offer jeff to the end of the world, nothing will stop jeff from caring and loving you, giselle, period the end. I adore you sweety and i anxiously await every moment of communication from you. til then, smooch, muah!, xoxoxo

ADORE: Meaning she will never have sex with you, but she hopes someone will

ADORE: psycho stalker delusional freakshow. This species resides atop bakeries, and is often found lurking behind a PC monitor and eating ho-ho's. Also sometimes found in Ireland, but not really.

*dead* :lmao:
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tomthedude said:
LIMON: is a lemon but to define a limon is to say it is very acidic, tart, having a high concentration and being very penetrating. When used as slang it means that someone is very intense and somewhat sarcastic.

LIMON: a typical badass in every sport especially runnning.

LIMON: possibly le coolest word on le planet. basically just a really funkeh way of saying lemon.

:lmao:
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:lmao: what are these urbandictionary??? just looked up adrian... can't post any of those :mello:

BadEraSexy said:
:swoon: :stretcher i knew it was good stuff when i heard him say shamone when i squeezed it! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:party: :woohoo: :dance:

*runs off to give present a spit shine, be back in couple days*
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:lol: :lol: spit shine!!!!!!!!! :naughty:


hi everyone even though everyone went to bed :lol: :waving: sweet dreams :wub:
 
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