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What would you do if...............

I'd get by with a little help from my friends.

What would you do if you forgot how to whistle?
 
I'd wear ear muffs for awhile so I could adjust to my pointy ears first before others knew.

What would you do if everthing cement turned to water?
 
walk down the middle of the street (make someone stop lol)



what would you do if you woke up and found you are 50 feet tall?
 
I feel like I've done that anyway.

What would you do if a multitude of grasshoppers invaded your home?
 
I would say, 'well I'm sure you'll be kind enough to introduce yourself'



what would you do if you woke up one morning and looked in the mirror and saw Michael Jackson and opened your mouth and heard Michael Jackson's voice both speaking and singing and could dance exactly like MJ?
 
I would go find a stage and start gathering a crowd!!!!


What would you do if you woke up and became deaf? (this was probably asked before, but I never saw the reactions. Think about it......noooo mooore MJ, noooo moooore music!)

Oh, and Mankind, I LOVE your signature with the Saw picture in the middle!!!!
 
I would think of all the songs I know and sing them in my head



what would you do if you walked in a strangers home and saw a portrait of yourself on the wall?
 
i would give them my autograph

what would u do if u saw someone u invited over stealing things from ur house ?
 
I would think this world went crazy. (I think that often so nothing new).

What would you do if you saw a person who fainted on the street?
 
what would you do if you walked in a strangers home and saw a portrait of yourself on the wall?
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Roxanne said:
i would give them my autograph
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:lol: good one



If I woke up tomorrow with pink hair I would take it as a sign from The Universe that my new career direction is clowning and I'd go straight to the make-up store and also invest in some giant shoes



What would you do if someone walked up to you and started telling you where you'd been and what you'd been doing for the last four hours
 
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I"d sing the Twilight Zone ditty.

What would you do if your alarm clock went off at two o'clock in the morning and you didn't need to get up until eight?
 
Doesn't that make you a killjoy? Couldn't you have "imagined" you used an alarm clock?

I'd say, "It's going to be awfully cozy in here."

What would you do if you peeled a banana and a rolled up sock was in there? The sock would be yellow, if that added information helps.
 
LOL Id say what an odd banana you are

ok if I had an alarm clock and it went off at 2am and I wasnt supposed
to be up till 8ish Id reset it for 8 am....happy now? LOL

what would you do if I sang out of tune would you stand up and walk out on me?
 
no! I love a joyful noise! unless I'm trying to sing the song correctly and you start to annoy me with your outoftuneness :lol:



what would you do if your pet opened its mouth and spoke perfect English?
 
You mean somewhere outside of Kansas? I might just panic. For there is no place like home.

What would you do if someone placed toothpicks in your eyes when you are trying to sleep to hold your eyes open?
 
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