I say MJ should've been in RUSH HOUR.
Chris tucker (at karoake bar): Man this is how you sing Michael Jackson! Don't stop til u get enough! He he!!
MJ (in the audience): CHRISTMAS!
Chris: HEY! Who in the HELL called me that!??
MJ (appears by the stage): (whispers) Come on man, I'm undercover. Play along, your name is CHRISTMAS.
CHris:.........(stars wide eyed at him).....What the hell man, my name is AGENT....
MJ: SHHH!!!!! (gets on stage and grabs the mike) He doesnt know how to impersonate Michael Jackson. I can impersonate michael jackson, look at me. I'm an impersonator. he doesnt know what he's doing! I'll show you how it's done in a minute guys. (grabs Chris tucker back stage)
Chris: MAN WHAT THE HEEEEEELLL are you DOIN?! My name is Agent carter and I don't know who you are but...
MJ: I'm Mike jackson.
Chris: yeah some impersonator...
MJ: No I'm not really Mike Jackson. That's my code name.
Chris: Yo' CODE name?
MJ: The agency told me your code name was Christmas.
Chris: man somebody lied to you. Now go on and take your sorry impersonating--
MJ: My real name is Michael jackson.
Chris: But you just said your name wasn't Michael jackson.
MJ: But it IS.
Chris: no it aint. It's Mike jackson.
MJ: No it's not.
Chris: But u just said--
MJ: LOOK CARTER. Mike Jackson is my CODE name...I'm undercover as an impersonator named Mike. My REAL name is MICHAEL JACKSON.
Jackie Chan (sees Michael) : Oh my god! It's YOU!
Chris: WHO?
Jackie Chan: HIM!
Chris: WHO??
MJ: SHHHH!
Jackie: But it's YOU!
Chris: Who's Yu? Agent Yu?
Jackie: No YOU! (point at MJ)
Chris: Dat ain't Yu. thats....Mike
MJ: NO, carter. I'm NOT.
Jackie: Carter, that is...Agent Michael Jackson.
Chris: Ya'll better stop playin wit' my emotions man! First you (michael) steal my spotlight and call me CHRISTMAS in front of the honeys. Then you (Jackie) come around and say that's really michael jackson. And we're under cover getting chased,maaan i didn't sign up for THISSS!
yeah i ran with it. LOL Hahahahaaaaaaaa
or Anakin!