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There are TONS of them...

I'll start...

"Are we human or are we dancer?"

- if someone gives me a rational and logical explanation of this sentence I'll pronounce him/her a king/queen of the world!
 
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Then another jewel... The whole song this time... And not just the lyrics...


(Yoooouuuu!)
Soulja boy I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)

[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock?
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop?
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cause
"I Got Me some Bathing Apes"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to Arab
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'

Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it

Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly

[Chorus x2]

I'm To Clean Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank And
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Roosevelt
Then Super soak That Hoe,
Super Soak That Hoe [x9]
I'm to Fresh Off In This Bitch
Watch Me Show
Now Watch Me Gig
Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
And Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman that Bitch
(Awwwwwww) (You)
 
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:lol:mad: the humans one. Acutually, the second one has a lil more sense then the first one =/
 
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Omg I can't stand the soulja boy song either lol!
 
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This one sucks alot

Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay
lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you broke up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door
she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race
who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is
to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off,
she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign,
bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til
every bubble in every bottle is gone

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah

You all know these lyrics sucks asses:p
 
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dangerous_88 said:
There are TONS of them...

I'll start...

"Are we human or are we dancer?"

- if someone gives me a rational and logical explanation of this sentence I'll pronounce him/her a king/queen of the world!
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it probably implies that dancers are above humans like divine or sth. that they have superhuman powers i guess.
 
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Police saying "freeze" da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch
I just baked cookies, Mr. Officer,
Lookie, take a whiff of these,
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this,
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word peepee
Pee, On the radio, but I think I did,
Janet, is that a breast?
I think I just saw a tit!

Ass Like That - Eminem :mad:

Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael

Just Lose It - Eminem

hey yo Paul

Its Em

I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing, and I know that he's not thrilled about the video.

What does he want to be starting something?

yeeeeaaaah well i'll show him who's really bad (burps)

Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls you should really take a look at the man in the mirror and tell him to beat it because i won't stop til I get enough

Do you remember that time we were watching the Billie Jean video

Well he'll always be that Michael to me and it doesnt matter if he's black or white because i can't stop loving him and i hate plastic surgeons and i hope they all fucking dieeeee.

how do you like that?

man i like him...

i like him a lot...

i want to touch him...

but i can't...

Em Calls Paul - Eminem

¬_¬
 
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'This Is The Girl' by Craig David.

Kano the rappers line 'different toilet same shit'... ruins the whole song.
 
Re: The worst/stupidest lyrics ever?

dangerous_88 said:
There are TONS of them...

I'll start...

"Are we human or are we dancer?"

- if someone gives me a rational and logical explanation of this sentence I'll pronounce him/her a king/queen of the world!
Click to expand...

I always thought it was 'Denser' :S
 
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"A mole digging out a whole" - U2, Elevation
 
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SIDEWALK said:
I always thought it was 'Denser' :S
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yeah me too but the singer said that it is DANCER... and he also said that the lyrics imply that this is supposed to be a dance song and that anyone who doesn't get that and thinks that the lyrics have no sense is an IDIOT!

LOL!

oh the humanity... :rofl:
 
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i don't think there are any stupid lyrics. lol

music school is not grammar school. you get an A if you have a hook and people can remember it. it's actually the opposite, to me. if you 'intellectually' try to dissect a lyric, based on grammar school, you lose the inspired meaning, and your song will suck. lol

so..i love the soulja boy and fifty cent lyrics. lol
 
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"Happy to be Stuck with you"...Huey Lewis

Tell me how can someone be happy when their singing their stuck with you?
 
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'let me smash the plastic face of my country'

Simply Red: Little Englander

This is just bizarre! I'll put it into the context of the song if i can:

We think we're important
We are,
we're a car,
we're a shell
When you hit that city road
You sure give them hell
Are you sure he's showing off
Or are you showing us yourself
Little Englander, Little Englander

In your search to be a star
You became the p***k you are
Little Englander, Little Englander
Little Englander, Little Englander

Judge me go on it amuses me
As you pickle through your tirade
You prattle on to the point of a laugh
Your Hieronymus Bosch - like soul
Betrays who you really are
Little Englander, Little Englander
Little Englander, Little England


er
Little Englander, Little Englander
Little Englander, Little Englander

Let me smash the plastic face of my country
Let me smash the plastic face of my country
My country
My lovely country

The whole of this song's pretty terrible anyway in my opinion, but this line sticks out as one of the worst and most silly lines ever! I know it probably is meant to represent the fakeness of the world we live in (or something), but it's appalling! My mum saw Simply Red live, and said that most of the audience disliked this song.
 
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''They eat off of you, you're a vegetable''

Love you mike but wtf?? lol
 
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vncwilliam said:
i don't think there are any stupid lyrics. lol

music school is not grammar school. you get an A if you have a hook and people can remember it. it's actually the opposite, to me. if you 'intellectually' try to dissect a lyric, based on grammar school, you lose the inspired meaning, and your song will suck. lol

so..i love the soulja boy and fifty cent lyrics. lol
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i'd disagree cuz that way anyone can be a singer/songwriter... and they shouldn't - despite the beauty of variety in art

my opinion that is.
 
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dangerous_88 said:
i'd disagree cuz that way anyone can be a singer/songwriter... and they shouldn't - despite the beauty of variety in art

my opinion that is.
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not really. not everyone is a singer songwriter. and most of them are not english teachers. u don't use the same side of ur brain for songwriting as u do for practical everyday things. there are different types of intelligence. there's not only one type of intelligence...otherwise, people who are not stupid would be regarded as stupid. in fact, that mistake is made everyday. there are a variety of gifts, coming from different perspectives and angles. there is more than one type of understanding, and many types of interpretations.

SIDEWALK said:
''They eat off of you, you're a vegetable''

Love you mike but wtf?? lol
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i'm surprised you don't understand where he's coming from on that. i get that, totally what MJ is saying. it's a great lyric IMO

i mean..what are people expecting lyricists to write..

a thesis?

you want correct english? or whichever language...

'i am totally inspired by the sunshine today'(end not with a participle or a preposition, pleaasee)

i mean...comonnnn! give the music a break. lol
u'd be so busy trying to sound grammatically perfect, that you would clunk up the music.

and a lot of times...the grammar is so perfect, that the music is bland, and no one has room to listen to it...in fact u can't even hear it. they're saying how great the lyric is, and, therefore, the song...yet the music suffers greatly, and is hardly there, in order to sacrifice for the elloquenttttt lyrrricccccc. i'm sorry..but wayyy more often than not, that's what i hear on the radio.

i mean, a lot more people are going to see MJ to hear him sing wbss, with the lyric as it is, than are going to see some eloquent lyricist with a guitar. but that's just my opinion. others have theirs..but it's true about the attendance of the concerts to hear wbss..lol
 
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vncwilliam said:
not really. not everyone is a singer songwriter. and most of them are not english teachers. u don't use the same side of ur brain for songwriting as u do for practical everyday things. there are different types of intelligence. there's not only one type of intelligence...otherwise, people who are not stupid would be regarded as stupid. in fact, that mistake is made everyday. there are a variety of gifts, coming from different perspectives and angles. there is more than one type of understanding, and many types of interpretations.



i'm surprised you don't understand where he's coming from on that. i get that, totally what MJ is saying. it's a great lyric IMO
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who said i don't understand where he's coming from lol ?

i just don't like the word vegetable lol
 
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ah well yeah william i agree with you of course but i just meant that some of the lyrics are maybe not worst/stupid if you don't like that... but SILLY if nothing else. and to be honest, Soulja Boy should not be allowed to say a word let alone rap, and write texts... that's a fact! :D

and btw i always found these lyrics kinda silly... don't kill me y'all...


Xscape, got to get away from a system lose in the world today
Xscape, the pressure that I face from relationships that go away
Xscape, the man with the pen that writes the lies that hassle this man
Xscape, I do what I wanna cause I gotta face nobody but me

I tried to share my life with someone I could love
But games and money is all she ever thought of
How could that be my fault when she gambled and lost?
I'm tired of silly games,
It's time to make a change


now remember guys this is a light-hearted thread, and no need to take any of these seriously, it's just opinions and fun :)
 
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I don't know if they might be considered stupid, but a lot of psychedelic & prog rock lyrics are weird, lol. In Destiny's Child's "Bills, Bills, Bills", what exactly is an "automo" and where do you pay the bill for it? :tease:

I still don't know what what an "unskinny bop" is:
 
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automo i guess they meant automobiles , so it's kind of a word game..
 
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i wouldnt say stupid but..weird silly lyrics.
The Beatles - Come Together. i thought it was funny because i never understood it. but a great song.

Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me!

Here come old flattop. He come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball. He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me!

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot Coca-Cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me!

He bad production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me!

Ow!

Come together! Come together! Come together!

also

the Commodores- Lionel Richie -three times a lady
your once.. twice.. three times a lady

i dont know why but i thought it was a weird choice of words since some people did not know what he meant..
was he singing to a voluptuous woman?
was it a great woman that she was 3 times perfection..
or was it three different women all together. which i later found out.:doh:
 
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come together has silly lyrics yeah... one and one and one is three. ok. thanks.
 
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"Come Together" is nothing. Check out "I Am The Walrus", lol. Or "Daily Nightly" by The Monkees.
 
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ah and the Cheeky Song by Cheeky Girls... my God! I NEVER-EVER-ASK WHAT DO YOU DO... I NEVER EVER ASK WHERE DO YOU GOOO!

lol
 
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vncwilliam said:
i don't think there are any stupid lyrics. lol

music school is not grammar school. you get an A if you have a hook and people can remember it. it's actually the opposite, to me. if you 'intellectually' try to dissect a lyric, based on grammar school, you lose the inspired meaning, and your song will suck. lol

so..i love the soulja boy and fifty cent lyrics. lol
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I agree with you on some level, I don't think others can say to one that he can't write. Lyrics might sound silly, but.. I don't know, it's a personal thing for me.

But anyway, You can stand under my umbrella :smilerolleyes:
 
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dangerous_88 said:
There are TONS of them...

I'll start...

"Are we human or are we dancer?"

- if someone gives me a rational and logical explanation of this sentence I'll pronounce him/her a king/queen of the world!
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"He [Flowers] says the lyrics were inspired by a disparaging comment made by Hunter S. Thompson about how America was raising a generation of dancers."

From here
 
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