*Whispers*
Hello Ape, poefiend and Expressions Of Passion... I'd like to play a game. In front of you you will see a giant mound of pickles. How many pickles can you screw into a lightbulb before you realize it will not glow with light?.... light or die, you decide.
Oh and you might wanna be quick.... there's a timer on the wall that has absolutely nothing to do with any of this.
*Disappear through the wall and reappears in a birds nest*