The Epic Thread of Random-ness [MERGED]

Random lame joke: Two women were talking about their new postman.
First: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said the other.
 
LOL.... just one more.. of those nasty jokes... :p

Random question: What are 3 words you never wanna hear while making love????
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come on..... think......























...Honey, I'm home!
 
I don`t think I understand mutch of anything anymore...........and sertainly not myself.........

So....instead: "Always look on the bright side of life....and remember, that the last laugh is on you..."?
My favorite Monty Python song.....
 
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