Yesterday I was fishing some rats in the sewers when suddenly I heard the cell phone ringing and vibrating in my pocket. I was so damn scared, because I knew I didn't have a cell phone. Anyway, I took the call and the voice on the phone whispered to me: "there's no such thing as a voice whispering on the cell phone." I nodded and said: "Yes."
A few hours later, I took my bucket full of rats that I had fished in the sewers and went home to grill them. While baking on the grill, I went to my small bathroom to do some gym. I climbed onto my boiler and decided to jump backwards straight into the bath. But I slipped and nailed my chin onto a broken water pipe. One of my legs stayed up on the boiler, while the other was hanging -I don't know how- above my head. Indeed I had heard some strange cracking sounds, but I thought it was all normal. I also noticed lots of blood on the dancefloor (I use sometimes my bathroom to moonwalk).
Having lived all this, I don't understand one thing, why the Chinese proverb says this:
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