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[TarinJade]

Michael: "Leave me alone!! I want to watch it!!!"



Michael: "It's Not fair, I Never get to Watch The Smurfs! *crying*"

^^:hysterical:

Stagehand: Sorry Michael but bathtime is now! :lol:

 

[Spider-Man]

^^:hysterical:

Stagehand: Sorry Michael but bathtime is now! :lol:

Nice addition!

 

[Stargirl]

the man (who is he ): Hey, so mike...about that money you owe me-
michael (starts laughing hysterically): ahahaha! you're funnny!!! but seriously buddy, i have to go get my tenth award this night. see ya!

 

[vargak]

the man is Bill Bray. he was MJ's very long time bodyguard - a very good guy.RIP and respect

 

[JazmyneDraven]

Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...

 

[man.in.the.mirror]

Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
michael and we so did go nuts over it.
good one jazmynedraven

 

[Ashtanga]

Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...

Trombone is in !!!!!!!!!! :wild::wild::wild:​

 

[JazmyneDraven]

Ok, this one involves a magical talking bird... LOL






Michael: Who's a pretty bird? Who's a pretty bird? You! You're a pretty bird! You're a pretty bird who isn't going to poo on me! Yes you are!
Bird: TWEET!!!!!
Michael: Wait! No! Don't poo on my shoes! Please, don't poo on my shoes!!!!



Michael: You pooped on my shoe....
Bird: Sorry... Am I still a pretty bird?
Michael: ....You pooped on my shoe, and you want me to say you're a pretty bird?
Bird: Why not? You said I was pretty 10 seconds ago..
Michael: That was before you pooped on my shoe..
Bird: Well what did you expect?! You kept mentioning poo...
Michael: ...............
Bird: Its your fault...
Michael: I said you are the pretty bird who isn't going to poo on me...
Bird: Oh, you said isn't? *looks at camera* My bad...

 

[kem21_love_MJ29]

LMAO i laughed so hard at this one,man please do more! ,I just cant get enough
made my day

 

[Misayko]

:lol:

i like the word "poo". that sounds funny :rofl:

 

[Natalie G]

My newest one:

The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...

I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’

Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!

where am I gonna get my chicken?

There’s a fried chicken place down the street...

But I don't want that one... I want KFC

Well we can't give you KFC...

I don't believe you...

It’s true, they are shutting us down

No...

They’re going to shutdown every chain in America

NO...please, no!

I really hate to disappoint you, but...

This is NOT happening....

tell me this is not happening!

I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.

...

Every chain in America will be closed by next week.

*starts sobbing*

I’m afraid this is the end of KFC

Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*

I apologise...

(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....

I'm so sorry, Sir

(referring to the PETA) Damn you!

*continues to squirm*

Damn you all to heck!

Give me the address of this PETA...

I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...

NOW!!!!

It’s two blocks past Lakers street...

Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...

Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!

They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!

...
Arrives at PETA Building...

I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?

KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...

Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...

CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...

I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...

You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!

MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!

The next day...

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah can I have my chicken now?

Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...

Yay!!!

This is just brilliant :hysterical:

 

[Adore]

This is just brilliant :hysterical:

omg and it goes with my signature :rofl:

 

[TarinJade]

I've been sitting on this one ever since I first saw Moonwalker...this may very well be the most childish thing I've ever made...oh well.


It's late, every place in town is closed for the night, but Michael has a little emergency...

Michael: Oh man! I've gotta go really bad! How am I gonna find a restroom with everything closed?

There's a house up ahead! Maybe if I sneak back there...

...............

Thank God, nobody will see me here!

Joe Pesci: Hey!!!

Michael: Huh?

Joe Pesci: Are you doin' what I think you're doin'? Get the hell outta my yard!"

Michael: Crap!

Michael: There's a nightclub! And its lights are on! Hallelujah!

(sighs with relief)

(gets promptly thrown out)
Michael: What do you mean, paying customers only???

Damn!

Oh man, what am I gonna do? I can't hold it much longer!

(struggles)

(wets himself)
Michael: Oh no! This is so embarrassing!

(cries)


:doh:

 

[8701girl]

Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...

:lol: :toofunny: :lmao:
Classic!

 

[N4ty]

Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...

oh god :toofunny: :lmao:

 

[Mjkop4ever]

Very funny! :lol:

 

[mickson177]

Please don't get offended - some of these are wild :wild:
fans are getting more creative

 

[Spider-Man]

^^^OMG those are great!!!

My faves are the one with Emmanuel, the j*cko one, and the Grammy's. But they are all AWESOME!!!

 

[Fluffy_Oz]

Joseph: Okay my turn...WAZZZZZZUPPPPPPP
Michael: *laughing his head off*
Katherine: Honestley you two!!

:ursofunny:
I have not laughed this hard since the new estimator at my work tripped on the stairs and fell through a wall!
I almost forgot what it's like to laugh - this is great!

 

[Fluffy_Oz]

This one's really cute, too!

Goodness, I'm laughing!!! I'm laughing again!!! Thanks so much, guys!

 

[Spider-Man]

Nancy Reagan: Ronald, your not going out to play until you clean your room.
Ronald Reagan: But Nancy you don't understand, its Michael Jackson! He can't come over just any ol' day.
Michael:*thinks to self: maybe I should tell him I didn't come to play with him.(lightbulb goes off) Maybe...I can convince him to make ME president...*

Michael: A, man, What you lookin at? Tito, I said what you lookin at? Don't let the high voice fool ya, I'll whoop yo' a$$.

 

[Kmm]

Michael: "No Janet! Don't bite my leg! Ahhh!"

 

[oldmoon20]

:lmao: Oh man this thread is hilarious!

 

[*Little Suzie*]

This is the best thread I ever seen
LOL XD

 

[Tinkerbell2]

Michael: "No Janet! Don't bite my leg! Ahhh!"

:lol: :lol:

 

[Sophielo]

:lol: I'm loving this thread!

 

[Tatianasr]

My newest one:

The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...

I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’

Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!

where am I gonna get my chicken?

There’s a fried chicken place down the street...

But I don't want that one... I want KFC

Well we can't give you KFC...

I don't believe you...

It’s true, they are shutting us down

No...

They’re going to shutdown every chain in America

NO...please, no!

I really hate to disappoint you, but...

This is NOT happening....

tell me this is not happening!

I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.

...

Every chain in America will be closed by next week.

*starts sobbing*

I’m afraid this is the end of KFC

Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*

Yay!!!

I think I just died laughing, it is sooooo funny :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Arklove]

My newest one:

The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...

I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’

Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!

where am I gonna get my chicken?

There’s a fried chicken place down the street...

But I don't want that one... I want KFC

Well we can't give you KFC...

I don't believe you...

It’s true, they are shutting us down

No...

They’re going to shutdown every chain in America

NO...please, no!

I really hate to disappoint you, but...

This is NOT happening....

tell me this is not happening!

I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.

...

Every chain in America will be closed by next week.

*starts sobbing*

I’m afraid this is the end of KFC

Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*

I apologise...

(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....

I'm so sorry, Sir

(referring to the PETA) Damn you!

*continues to squirm*

Damn you all to heck!

Give me the address of this PETA...

I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...

NOW!!!!

It’s two blocks past Lakers street...

Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...

Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!

They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!

...
Arrives at PETA Building...

I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?

KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...

Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...

CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...

I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...

You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!

MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!

The next day...

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah can I have my chicken now?

Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...

Yay!!!

OMG, this is priceless! :hysterical: loved it!!

 

[bubbyduck4MJ]

:lol:

baha I just love this one

Michael: "No Janet! Don't bite my leg! Ahhh!"

lol! haha!

These are great :bounce:

 

[bubbyduck4MJ]

aww I love this one :wub: :lol: