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[jayjackson]

MJ: Excuse us... We're on our way having a balloon fight!

 

[jayjackson]

MJ: *singing* And the waay that it staands, she's out of myy ...
*Girl grabbs Michaels butt*
MJ: Auww!1 What are you doing??
Girl: I cant help it!! :wild: :wub::angel:

 

[jayjackson]

About the last one... I forgot this was during You are not alone, FORGIVE ME

 

[raisa]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/tar393/MJtwo.jpg

MJ: Two!!! I ordered TWO KFC meals!!! Can you see I'm starving? Look at my face, I'm not happy, but I have to tell you, If you don't get me another KFC meal, I'll have to go to McDonalds....

 

[theMJgal]

I didn't make this up, i found this on another board but still I laughed my head off....

Diana: "Boy, you bet git on ova there and get me my support check!"

EVAN: "Is you my Pappy?"

Liz *sedated*

MJ: (thinking) ...Ignore it, ignore it, just look at the cameras....

 

[analogue]

Michael: *After cutting himself on the award* ''Ouch! Those these things are sharp!''

 

[Girlygirl]

IDK if that Larry King next to MJ or not..So i will just refer to him as the guy next to MJ

Guy: Mike, you should sing something to me..come on
MJ: umm like what?
Guy: anything.. It don't matter what song, just sing
MJ: ok, here i go!!!* Starts to sing Bootylicious by Destinys child, while signing starts waving his hands up in the air , and does his famous dance moves.


I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe

*guy next to MJ joins in and dances too..lol*-Move your body up and down (whoo)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo)
I can't help but wonder why
My vibe's too vibealacious for you babe

*both MJ and the guy next to him notice that everyones staring*

MJ- ermmm thanks everyone for watchng our little perform..

MJ- You see this?huh
back up dancer: yeah..
MJ: well your holding up one finger, in rehearsal we went over that we are gonna hold up two fingers!!
back up dancer: Omg..im sooo sorry. I forgot!!
MJ: Well 1+1= 2.. remeber its 2 fingers..not one,.. Don't make me go all spirit fingers on yo asses again!!yOU dont want me to pull a "Bring it on " stunt on y'all..well if you don't then you guys better remeber its 2 fingers. Hummmm!

MJ: Mauhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Perfecto!!!

ughhhh they arent that funny!damnnn i can't think!!grrrrr

Nice ones Tamara!!!! :rofl::rollin:

 

[raisa]

Michael: You see, who said I'm a bad driver???
Janet: you only drove 5 feet.....
Guy on the left: *I just hope he doesn't hit Goofy like last time*



This picture needs no text LOL, poor Michael

Michael and Emmanuel

 

[Girlygirl]

Michael: You see, who said I'm a bad driver???
Janet: you only drove 5 feet.....
Guy on the left: *I just hope he doesn't hit Goofy like last time*

:bugeyed
Ahaha very funny! :hysterical:

 

[TialovesMJ]

Michael: You see, who said I'm a bad driver???
Janet: you only drove 5 feet.....
Guy on the left: *I just hope he doesn't hit Goofy like last time*



This picture needs no text LOL, poor Michael

Michael and Emmanuel

LMAO :toofunny: nice ones...

Did Michael almost fall over Emmanuel???Im Lovin those plaid shirts BTW!!:wub:

 

[raisa]

LMAO :toofunny: nice ones...

Did Michael almost fall over Emmanuel???Im Lovin those plaid shirts BTW!!:wub:

I don't know if he fell or not, I thought they might have been fighting/ wrestling.... I don't know. But Emmanuel obviously kicked him in the wrong place. I hope Michael was prepared and that he was wearing a cup LOL

 

[TialovesMJ]

I don't know if he fell or not, I thought they might have been fighting/ wrestling.... I don't know. But Emmanuel obviously kicked him in the wrong place. I hope Michael was prepared and that he was wearing a cup LOL

ohhhhh ok..yeah it does look like they were play fighting..ouch, to MJ!!!

 

[mjroxworld]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/tar393/MJtwo.jpg

MJ: Two!!! I ordered TWO KFC meals!!! Can you see I'm starving? Look at my face, I'm not happy, but I have to tell you, If you don't get me another KFC meal, I'll have to go to McDonalds....

hahahahahahahahaa aaaaa hahahahahahahah

ROFL!!!
can't you see the tears falling from my face, I laugh so hard! Ooooh, have mercy!

 

[mjsexbomb]

the guy in the disneyland photo is bill bray awww

 

[raisa]

Michael: you see Paul, when I put the headphone on my tummy, I can really feel the rithm IN me. You should really try this, you'll feel all jelly in your belly!

Paul: huh???:bugeyed

 

[BigDaz]

Michael's new bodyguard was keen to impress on his first day...

 

[chalamj7]

SECURITY: I need a paaaaaassss
Mike: im telling u the honest truth, im Michael

 

[Ohood]

Michael's new bodyguard was keen to impress on his first day...

funny

 

[vargak]

SECURITY: I need a paaaaaassss
Mike: im telling u the honest truth, im Michael

brilliant!:wild:

 

[TialovesMJ]

MJJ:*in mind* im living this house!! jermain keep on steeling my sandwich! i cant take this anymore!



why you keep on staring at my crotch?my face is here!!!dont you dare touch this!this is mine!hmp!!

LMAO!!!:toofunny::lmao:....nice ones!!

 

[raisa]

(first of all, I learned a lot of english in school and they don't teach you the dirty words. But I don't think Michael would maybe call someone a 'loser' so, let's call him a carrot )


MJ (to the security guy): LAST ONE TOUCHING THE UMBRELLA IS A CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Security guy thinking *Not again! that's the 5th time today! Ah, just let him run...*

MJ (to the one with the umbrella): Man, he lost again!!!!:lol: :toofunny: He's such a carrot!

 

[TialovesMJ]

(first of all, I learned a lot of english in school and they don't teach you the dirty words. But I don't think Michael would maybe call someone a 'loser' so, let's call him a carrot )


MJ (to the security guy): LAST ONE TOUCHING THE UMBRELLA IS A CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Security guy thinking *Not again! that's the 5th time today! Ah, just let him run...*

MJ (to the one with the umbrella): Man, he lost again!!!!:lol: :toofunny: He's such a carrot!

OMG...LOL :toofunny:!!!!!

 

[mjroxworld]

(first of all, I learned a lot of english in school and they don't teach you the dirty words. But I don't think Michael would maybe call someone a 'loser' so, let's call him a carrot )


MJ (to the security guy): LAST ONE TOUCHING THE UMBRELLA IS A CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Security guy thinking *Not again! that's the 5th time today! Ah, just let him run...*

MJ (to the one with the umbrella): Man, he lost again!!!!:lol: :toofunny: He's such a carrot!

Or maybe an applehead! lol

 

[raisa]

Or maybe an applehead! lol

LOL, that's another possibility
But I actually use something like carrot, banana, onion a lot in stead of saying idiot or loser or... somthing like that myself So that's why I choose carrot
Come on people!!! more captions:dancin:

 

[TialovesMJ]

Bump...........................

 

[raingirl]

M: *whispers and taps Janets shoulder* look its tinkerbell and peter pan
J: DAMN they are so much bigger in real life!
other guy: *looks to where there looking* what the hell........
!

I think that 'other guy' is Jackie's son. ?

 

[raingirl]

....

That guy on the left looks like bob-goldthwait

You know the guy from police academy movies.

 

[Michaele]

I think that 'other guy' is Jackie's son. ?

Yeah, Siggy Jackson.

 

[princesmharj]

MORE......

Michael: SUCK IT!!!!yeah what now.hehehe( DX ... WWE's Triple H and Shawn Michael's style)

Michael: To the left..to left, to the right ..to the right, now slide ..baby slide
Photographer: alright Michael, you're having way too much fun
Michael: now Tootsie roll, just Tootsie roll
Photographer: Are you done yet?
Michael: oh come on, have fun, enjoy yourself... be a little kid again!!!

ahahahahahahahahahah!!!really!funny!
this thread makes my day real great!
im upset now but when i see this pics!whoo!i forget everything!thanks!

 

[princesmharj]

girl holding mjj hand: hay mj!i saw your pictures!wearing goldpants!ahahha!your sooo hot!
mjj: *blush* ohh!thanks!
guard: madam!stop calling him hot!he hates that!
mjj: its ok!!ahmm!..call me!
*mjj gives a card number to a girl*