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[lil_miss_mj]

Laugh at me, go on. Get it all out.

Oh another note, your signature rocks.

REALLY rocks.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

awww thanks! I haven't had a signature for a while, I realised

So it really said that?

Okay, I'll make you a fortune.

Lil miss is, was, and will be the best thing ever. Unless she eats a grape when the 4th shin scrapes on flat stanley's knee cap.

Sounds convincing to me.

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Wow, thank you. That's being printed out as we speak and framed above my bed.

Here is one I just found with your name on, coinkidinkily.

Expressions of Passion, you will express more than just passion in your days ahead of you. You will express a bout of anger towards the end of the week, with some mild sarcasm.

Sounds like a weather report, but I wouldn't complain if I were you.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

Omg, I have a tear. That was so very accurate that I may spin a plate into my door knob and smash my knees on a chair.

I hope the bout of anger isn't to do with you, dad, but I have a sneaky suspicion it may just be, if you don't give me my pea pod back

Lil miss will give Expressions of Passion her pea pod back, unmouldily

Oh look.

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You're the manager at the fortune cookie factory, aren't you?

Expressions of Passion, you love lil_miss_mj and praise the almighty for the day she joined MJJC two joyful years ago.
Without her here, well... there wouldn't be a 'here' at all.
Paint her walls when she asks it of you, and you'll get a surprise.

Oooooo, now that's something.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

:lol:

Why of course I praise that day. I celebrate it every year.

And I do happen to be the manager. So. THERE.

 

[lil_miss_mj]

I love how we sabotage threads.

But lets face it... if we didn't do it, the milk phantoms would.

Wouldn't want that now, would we?

 

[Expressions of Passion]

No, not at all.

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Is there a hint of sarcasm there?

Well my fortune cookie was right, wasn't it? Just gotta wait for the inevitable 'bout of anger'.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

Don't take that tone with me :angry:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life.[/FONT]

 

[Pua]

The wise are aware of their treasure, while fools follow their vanity

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your principles mean more to you than any money or success. [/FONT]

 

[lil_miss_mj]

It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it. Very true.

You will be traveling and coming into a fortune. So does that mean I'll collide with a truck full of fortune?

 

[FUJON]

The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.

Luck will visit you on the next full moon.

Your most memorable dream will come true.

You will always be surrounded by true friends.

 

[Lorraine]

Youth is a gift of nature, middle age is a work of art.

 

[MissyJackson]

Don't have too complicated a mind, think in ten-word sentences.

:lol:

 

[Lorraine]

Your emotional currents are flowing powerfully now.

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

 

[Girlygirl]

Here we go. "Moo Shu Cereal" for breakfast with duck sauce.

:huh::lol:

 

[Pua]

The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Avoid senseless contradictions with others. :lol:[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open.

 

[FUJON]

Your eyes have magnetized a secret admirer.

 

[FUJON]

Look around; happiness is trying to catch you.



:no:

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open. (that's the second time I've had that in the past couple of days x_X)

You will have a bright future. (The future is bright... the future is orange!? )

 

[Lorraine]

You are cautious in showing your true self to others.

 

[Girlygirl]

Be calm when confronting an emergency crisis.

h34r::bunny:

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You will find good fortune in love.

You may be hungry soon: order a takeout now.

 

[Pua]

Keep your eyes open. You never know what you might see.


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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your principles mean more to you than any money or success.[/FONT]

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.

Teamwork: the fuel that allows common people attain uncommon results.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

Emphasize your own creativity.