Morbid thoughts

[lil_miss_mj]

Why do we have eyebrows? For facial expressions? It's not difficult to decipher the difference between a smile and a frown.

Unless you're me.

I'm a squirrel.

I do not fart.

I do not burp.

I do not live.

*Acrobat*

 

[an_instrument_of_nature]

Share those thoughts Poe :toofunny:

 

[Poefiend]

bites the head off a bat and sucks its blood out

:huh: what morbid thoughts?

 

[lil_miss_mj]

I'm wondering if it's normal to be morbid or if we're mentally imbalanced or what. :rofl:

 

[Poefiend]

sssh they will catch on.....

 

[Expressions of Passion]

^ It's normal

Gauges her own eye out

 

[lil_miss_mj]

I think vampires drawing blood is hot.

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS ABOUT THAT.

Naw, really...

EDIT, by drawing blood I mean DRINKING it, not picking up a pencil and drawing it.

*Banishes figurativeness*

 

[an_instrument_of_nature]

bites the head off a bat and sucks its blood out

:huh: what morbid thoughts?

LOL EW!

WHY do people scratch their behind and sniff their fingers??????????

OH dear, I'm gonna go hide in shame for saying that. But thankfully I am not one to do that myself :toofunny: yuck yuck yuck!

NASTY LOL

 

[Poefiend]

slips inside of his coffin and thinks of what could of been...

 

[Poefiend]

wonders what it would be like to vomit
and eat it back up and then vomit again

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Oh hell naw. :huh:

 

[Expressions of Passion]

wonders what it would be like to vomit
and eat it back up and then vomit again

oh wow, you should try that one day. I hear it tastes much nicer than it smells.

eats her cats vomit

mmm

 

[an_instrument_of_nature]

Poe, that is vile :toofunny: dogs do that :lol:

 

[Poefiend]

Lol!!!!!!!!!

 

[Beautiful_Immunity]

I wonder what a body in a casket looks like after like a week after the burial.... I wonder do they change colors or get mushy?

 

[Poefiend]

^ I thought that before as well

I wonder what it would be like to work in a morgue
and cut the bodies apart and get to look at their insides?

 

[Beautiful_Immunity]

wonders what it would be like to vomit
and eat it back up and then vomit again

ROFL that makes me think of something I shall not say but OMG :lol:!!!!!:bugeyed
this made my day..
Poe you have finally made a home for us crazy ones :lol: RT will never be the same :lol:!

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Have any of you ever done a NASTY in a public loo and someone goes in after you, and you lie and say, "Pwoar watch yourself! The person before me has done a horrible banga!"

DON'T LIE.

I know you've all done it.

I haven't. *Knows none of you will believe that* :rofl:

 

[Expressions of Passion]

ugh I'm reminded of Saw 3 right now

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Me too. ._____________.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

Wonder what it would be like to be Jigsaw :wild:

 

[Poefiend]

did you ever think of tearing someones fingernails off
one by one and watch them scream in agony?

 

[lil_miss_mj]

o____O

Alright, now I know I'm home.

*Sets up camp*

 

[an_instrument_of_nature]

Omg you guys lol!!!!!

 

[Expressions of Passion]

Has anyone here ever plucked someones eyelashes off? no, just me?

:rofl:

 

[Beautiful_Immunity]

o____O

Alright, now I know I'm home.

*Sets up camp*

^^ LOLLLLL I just cracked up :lol:!

I wonder what would it be like to tear your skin off from your foot to your face and see what the skin looks like underneath...

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Have you ever thought of digging up someone whose died to see what they look like? I once dug up my pet goldfish after it died and it was just a pile of mush. *Shudders*

Yes, I prodded it to feel the mush.

 

[an_instrument_of_nature]

LOL Expressions, what about shaving someones eyebrows off?? :lol:

 

[Expressions of Passion]

^ aww i dug up my guinea pig too. He (or she, as we later found out) looked sad and all glassy eyed



and maggotty

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Ever thought of setting loose a lawnmower on your head for a free haircut? Sure, you might get a red head effect from some severe head injuries... but you'd save £££!