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raisa said:
okay, this is my first one and English is not my first laguage.
But I'm in... this situation... so I think I've got enough inspiration

Human nature >> constipation

looking for
another bathroom
these cramps are really killin' meeeee
tryin' hard
but nothing's happening
but I know I haaave to goooo

someone please
give me laxative
you know I can't hooold this much longer
if this town
has got no drugist
I'm gonna scream and shout

If they say why why
tell 'm that it's constipation
why, why
is she lookin' that way

If they say why why
tell 'm that it's constipation
why, why
is she lookin' that way

reachin' out
and ask a stranger
where the closest toilet iiis
I just hope
he's tellin' the thruth
I know this cramp was real

If they say why why
tell 'm that it's constipation
why, why
is she lookin' that way

If they say why why
tell 'm that it's constipation
why, why
is she lookin' that way

don't like living this way
don't like feeling this way
that way
that way

finally
the feeling's over
now I can live my life again
so relieved
got no more pressure
I've never been sooo glad

If they say why why
tell 'm that it's constipation
why, why
is she lookin' that way

If they say why why
Oooooh tell 'm
why why was she looking that was
if they say whyyyyy
chadadada no more pressure
whyyyyy was she lookin' that was
...

LOL, I can't believe I wrote that, shame on you raïsa!!-_-
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LOL Raisa :clapping::punk: Good job! Too funny!! :lol:
 
o.k here is my :lol:

wanna be startin somethin-wanna bite me

wanna bite me
come and get me
am i sweet
wanna bite me
came and eat
wanna bite me
slowly i'm truning into chocolate
white chocolate
i'm screaming
wanna bite me
wanna bite me

there is chocolate fan
who what to bite on the fans
of the life
to grow in world of chocolate

you can can't run or hind
cause the moster will eat you
cause they what to trun you
into chocolate

you run into a chocolate house
but they eat through the house
you scream
but they're tryying
to startin somethin to
scray you

wanna bite me
come and get me
am i sweet
wanna bite me
came and eat
wanna bite me
slowly i'm truning into chocolate
white chocolate
i'm screaming
wanna bite me
wanna bite me

i cry on the dance floor
cause someone what to eat me
cause i'm chocolate

they all sayying
chocolate, chocolate
is like train ridding on the world
of life
i'm running for my life
cause the moster are back
to eat me
cause i'm chocolate

wanna bite me
come and get me
am i sweet
wanna bite me
came and eat
wanna bite me
slowly i'm truning into chocolate
white chocolate
i'm screaming
wanna bite me
wanna bite me

help me sing

chocolate, chocolate
(repeat 4 times)
 
thanks mjslayinhislife flowers: thanks peofiend :flowers:

i was proud i did it and i laugh as i typ it :yes: :lol:
 
Imma do a quick one LOL

Music and Me changed to Sugar and me :lol:


We've been together for
such a long time now
Sugar Sugar and me!
Don't care for any saccharin
It's just Sugar Sugar and me!

Only know wherever I go
We're as close as two friends can be
There have been others
But never such a Sugar Lover
Love Sugar! Love Sugar! Yes Sirreeeeee!

Grab some candy and come along
You can share your sugar with me!
In your hand you will find
A world of sweet tasting Sugary

Birds of a feather will eat sweets together!
More Sugar! More Sugar for me!!
Give all the Sugar the Sugar to meeeee! :eek:
 
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Nice job Rockstar! :give_heart:


poefiend said:
Imma do a quick one LOL

Music and Me changed to Sugar and me :lol:


We've been together for
such a long time now
Sugar Sugar and me!
Don't care for any saccharin
It's just Sugar Sugar and me!

Only know wherever I go
We're as close as two friends can be
There have been others
But never such a Sugar Lover
Love Sugar! Love Sugar! Yes Sirreeeeee!

Grab some candy and come along
You can share your sugar with me!
In your hand you will find
A world of sweet tasting Sugary

Birds of a feather will eat sweets together!
More Sugar! More Sugar for me!!
Give all the Sugar the Sugar to meeeee! :eek:
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looooool :hysterical:*wiping tears*
 
<o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" images="" smilies="" ohmy.gif="" border="0" alt="" title="<img src=" smilieid="2" class="inlineimg">(Sexy) Cheesecake I cant wait!</o:smarttagtype> - Heaven can wait parody :)



Tell the Baker Oh no you don&#8217;t!
Cuz I just cant leave my cheesecake alone.
I don&#8217;t want nobody else to buy you!
That&#8217;s why I wait
Baby I wait for my cheesecake.
No I don&#8217;t care how much it is worth
Ill keep coming back for it&#8217;s a thirst
It&#8217;s the chance I take cuz I gotta have my cheesecake
Everything else can wait!
<o:p> </o:p>
Its Beautiful
Each bite I take from you is simply wonderful!
This taste you have is so incredible
And I don&#8217;t know what Id do
If I cant eat you!
The bakery isn&#8217;t open every day
So I always come and wait and I stay
I wouldn&#8217;t wanna go if I know they can bake
I wanna see it up close
What good would anything be
If the baker didn&#8217;t make cheesecake for me
If they want to share <st1:state><st1:place>Ill</st1:place></st1:state> just tell them no!
<o:p> </o:p>
Unbearable
Thinking I just cant leave it alone
The night time comes around
And I should be moving along
I turn the fridge upside down
Just to eat some more
Cant stand nobody eating it or touching it
What good would my sexy cheesecake be
If they try to take it from me Ill say no!
<o:p> </o:p>
Oh no cant be without my sexy cheesecake baby!
If I cant have any I will just go crazy
Oh no guess <st1:state><st1:place>Ill</st1:place></st1:state> be back there waiting
Ohhhhhhh
Sexy cheesecake whoa!
 
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That was tooooo funny Poe! Well done!
You are all very talented.
 
B.H. (Blonde Hair)
(To the tune of MJ's "D.S.")

Aow
Come on baby

Blonde girls don't think so fast
I can't deny
Brunettes they try to dye their hair blonde
With peroxide
Brunettes buy their dye from Seven Eleven
To be blonde is heaven

They all just wanna have blonde hair

Dye now!

They try out
Every single way
They stop at nothing just to get their
Shiny blonde hair
They think they're hot with wonderB-R-A
I bet their mothers never were real blondes
Anyway
Trying to cover dark hair every day
You know they never had real blonde hair
Anyway
They think guys love them like they love P.A. (=Pamela Anderson)
I don't care what they all say

They just don't have real blonde hair

CASH!!

You know they all just use a bad hair dye
They play dumb blonde but you know it's a lie

They just don't have real blonde hair...

By summer
1999


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poefiend said:
wendijane said:
i cant wait for that one!

lol at this wicked thread :lol:

song-you are not alone
subject mobile phone...


here we go.....

I bought you a mobile phone

so you wont be alone

how could this be
this bill their sending me
You better say goodbye
before I tell you why

did you have go
and make yourself so bold
everyday I sit and ask myself why do
I have to pay
something whispers in my ear and says
you are such a jerk
now you have to work
to pay off this thing
if you wanna hear it ring
you best not keep talking

cuz its not just my phone

leave that thang alone
just the other night
I thought I heard you try
to call another friend

this madness has to end

I can hear your Prayers

this bills beyond repair

I just sit and stare

and pull out all my hair
your mobile phones off
and we dont got a plan

this thing had to end

everyday I sit and ask myself

how will this ever get paid?

something whispers in my ear and says

youre such a jerk

now you have to work

now Im working in the morning

In the evening

every day girl

every day

to give you a phone!

a mobile phone
so you wont be alone

all for a mobile phone......

weird al eat your heart out LOL

Song: I just cant stop loving you
Subject: I think I have the flu
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poefiend said:
Song: I just cant stop loving you
Suject: The flu :lol:

I just want to feel better for awhile
I feel so awful tonight
my eyes are so watery
Its not very lovely
my mouth is dry
a lot of people wont come near me
thats because they dont want to at all
I swear I wont touch you
or hold you
I just need you
God my fevers too much
oh God its too much

Each time my nose blows
I lose my voice so
I cant call your name
scratchy all morning
my tummys churning
Im so glad you came

You know how I feel
this thing is all wrong
Im sick I need a tissue
this meds got me high
I long to get by
this colds lasting forever
I need an aspirin

I lost my voice now
this isnt my choice now
Ive got germs to blame
somethings wrong with my heart
now the coughing fits start
oh God the Pain

Dont you know how this feel
this cant be for real
I cant live my life with this flu

I just cant hold on

I dont feel that strong

I just... just cant stop this flu
I just cant stop this flu
and if I stop
then tell me just ...oh heck achooooo!

At night when the fevers high
I lay here and cry
I just dont know what to do

this thing is so wrong
I dont feel so strong
my life aint worth living

if I cant get rid of this flu
I just cant get rid of this flu
you know girl
I just cant get rid of this flu

I cant face the world tomorrow
cuz I cant remember yesterday
I can say hey farewell to nyquil
this is my life and I
want to not be sick for always
I just cant stop this flu
Oh Lord girl

I cant stop

Ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh

you know I cant girl
so just tell me now what will I do?
I JUST CANT STOP THIS FLU!!
ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :lol:
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:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: TOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! Good ones! :lmao: :lmao:
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