Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

[jackie11]

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oooomph this topic is so gooood :naughty:

yeah u got that right, looks like ive been missing out :yes:

Well im here now haha xx

 

[prismsagainst5live]

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well i see y'all have had a productive day!!! thanks for all the orgasm face gifs!!! that grammy award one always make me wanna grab him and *CENSORED*

 

[LoveYouMoreMJ]

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Good lord I hate those ugly ass pants. Was it Casual Friday for Michael?

 

[Thriller Wolf]

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Thriller Wolf - you have been lacking in your naughty talk lately :angry:

Well, what do you want me to say? How about this:

Good God, that ass is so F***ing hot, you don't wanna know what I'd do to it.

Better?

 

[VanX]

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Naw, just show up more. This thread needs your presence!

 

[Thriller Wolf]

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I'm sorry....

Will you ever forgive me?

 

[Miss_star]

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Hi guys :rollin:

OK, I officially need an intervention.

My name is ..... and I'm an MJ addict.

I now go to bed having sexual fantasies about Michael Jackson and I gotta tell ya he delivers. ))

yes...what we all have is called 'Michaelitis'. Caused by an insanely hot sexy stunning beautiful man that noone can compare to.
Symptoms include sweating, panting, fantasizing, and being hysterical in general. And counting the seconds until we can look in this thread again....

Housework is abandoned, husbands take a back seat and work...what's work? Michael is all we need

There is no cure.Cold showers may help. Ogling manhood pics, bouncy gifs and slow motion thrusting gifs exaggerate symptoms. But they cure the twitching for a short while.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This thread is influencing my perspective on things...

I just saw someone's username which was 'MJMusicKing' and thought it said 'MJ Sucking' :bugeyed

good LORD you are soooo funny :lmao: :lmao:

The best explanation ever

and best pic evaaaaar :stretcher:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nlegcDO958&feature=channel
LOOK AT HOW HE TAKES HOLD OF HER!!! :O *DIES*
And 4:02 omg omg *dies* the beautifulst face

 

[Chris_Divine]

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Lol and I choose my first post to be here, but I can't help it, Michael is THE S.E.X...him and ur...his little friend...
lol

 

[Sils]

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I just got home from work and this is the first thread I'm checkin out..:naughty: h34r:

 

[Just a Girl]

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Lol and I choose my first post to be here, but I can't help it, Michael is THE S.E.X...him and ur...his little friend...
lol

aint nothing little about it h34r:
here's some evidence

 

[Sils]

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^^^^^^^the last one is like the best picture ever! :dropdead:

 

[Sils]

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heeeheee

 

[riviera1992]

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I can't help but wondering who he was giving some loving to, in these past years. I don't know of anybody official but there HAD to be some women. I just can't imagine Michael repressing that sexiness all the time.

It saddens me to think that in the end he might've prefered being hooked up to a needle for sleep instead of hooking up with a good loving woman. In any case I think he's making up for it now by visiting all of us here and putting those thoughts in our minds. Why else would this thread be so popular?

Michael must be blushing and laughing at those very creative gifs (i wish I'd know how to make one).
I bet when he was practicing his sexy moves in the mirror he couldn't imagine what his very creative ladies could do with it and today's technology.

Could someone do a video with all the gifs and photos from this thread?

 

[Miss_star]

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I can't help but wondering who he was giving some loving to, in these past years. I don't know of anybody official but there HAD to be some women. I just can't imagine Michael repressing that sexiness all the time.

It saddens me to think that in the end he might've prefered being hooked up to a needle for sleep instead of hooking up with a good loving woman. In any case I think he's making up for it now by visiting all of us here and putting those thought in our minds. Why else would this thread be so popular?

Michael must be blushing and laughing at those very creative gifs (i wish I'd know how to make one).
I bet when he was practicing his sexy moves in the mirror he couldn't imagine what his very creative ladies could do with it and today's technology.

Could someone do a video with all the gifs and photos from this thread?

I think if there was a vid of all those gifs this thread would simply explode :rollin:

My comp has actually crashed loads of times because of the gifs :lmao:

 

[Just a Girl]

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Could someone do a video with all the gifs and photos from this thread?

just thinking about that ... omg :dribble::heat: :swoon: i may just have to try to make one! :lmao:

i mean omg..imagine..

and thats just 4 of them.. :stretcher: and want to

 

[xXMJJXx]

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:blink:
ok I have three questions
does that size even exist?
where can I get one those?
how could his pants not explode after something like this?

oh god I really need to get off this thread and get a hobby I'm tired of taking cold showers h34r:

 

[VanX]

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I'm sorry....

Will you ever forgive me?

You're so naughty with your bribery :naughty:

Hi guys :rollin:



yes...what we all have is called 'Michaelitis'. Caused by an insanely hot sexy stunning beautiful man that noone can compare to.
Symptoms include sweating, panting, fantasizing, and being hysterical in general. And counting the seconds until we can look in this thread again....

Housework is abandoned, husbands take a back seat and work...what's work? Michael is all we need

There is no cure.Cold showers may help. Ogling manhood pics, bouncy gifs and slow motion thrusting gifs exaggerate symptoms. But they cure the twitching for a short while.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Great.. just great.. try telling people that.. they'll think we're certifiably insane :lmao: But I love it :wub:

Lol and I choose my first post to be here, but I can't help it, Michael is THE S.E.X...him and ur...his little friend...
lol

:lol: Great first thread to post in...hahahaha. Welcome to wienerland!

I just got home from work and this is the first thread I'm checkin out..:naughty: h34r:

:naughty: You know it.

:blink:
ok I have three questions
does that size even exist?
where can I get one those?
how could his pants not explode after something like this?

oh god I really need to get off this thread and get a hobby I'm tired of taking cold showers h34r:

:hysterical:


riviera1992 - I really liked your post

 

[Sils]

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:blink:
ok I have three questions
does that size even exist?
where can I get one those?
how could his pants not explode after something like this?

oh god I really need to get off this thread and get a hobby I'm tired of taking cold showers h34r:

:hysterical: :lmao: OMG Good questions though!

:lol: Great first thread to post in...hahahaha. Welcome to wienerland!

You just killed me with that one! Hahahaha omg! :lmao:

 

[kes1984]

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Good lord I hate those ugly ass pants. Was it Casual Friday for Michael?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:blink:
ok I have three questions
does that size even exist?
where can I get one those?
how could his pants not explode after something like this?

oh god I really need to get off this thread and get a hobby I'm tired of taking cold showers h34r:

Very thought provoking questions!! lol

 

[kes1984]

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As for this photo! :wild:
Tripod!!

I think I just figured out why Sneddon had that vendetta against Mike. He got a world's biggest case of penis envy when he saw those pics of the trumbone! :trumbone:

 

[LoveYouMoreMJ]

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As for this photo! :wild:
Tripod!!

I think I just figured out why Sneddon had that vendetta against Mike. He got a world's biggest case of penis envy when he saw those pics of the trumbone! :trumbone:

:hysterical::hysterical:

 

[Danniekitten]

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Good lord I hate those ugly ass pants. Was it Casual Friday for Michael?

lmfao...i thought the same thing

 

[mosaic]

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His thrusts look so deep.

I love when he kicks his leg and that pout he has on his face. And the sweat! Oh the sweat!

 

[MichaelYoureAStud]

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No matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old.

To be those long thin fingers and feel his crotch h34r:

 

[MJJ xo ijcsly]

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i made a video of the animations and some pictures! from this thread.

 

[Danniekitten]

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No matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old.

To be those long thin fingers and feel his crotch h34r:

omg that is soooo hot..such a turn on

i want that video LOL
how can i get it lol?

 

[MichaelYoureAStud]

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It's the panther dance at the end of "Black Or White"

 

[VanX]

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oooh ladehs ladehs..ya sure got my mojo going :naughty:

 

[MichaelYoureAStud]

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Just for Van:

 

[VanX]

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Just for Van:

SHIIIT.

Um, I need to go to the bathroom.. to "pee" of course..... h34r: