Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

y'all gunna make momma come back in wit the mop if ya not careful!

Now why do ya gotta go and say that?
We're speaking in innuendos.. specifically sandwiches and we're not flat out saying anything nasty. I've seen worse on here, believe me!

Everyone's bad, but why does everyone always look at me?! Not right! :(
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

Now why do ya gotta go and say that?
We're speaking in innuendos.. specifically sandwiches and we're not flat out saying anything nasty. I've seen worse on here, believe me!

Everyone's bad, but why does everyone always look at me?! Not right!

Hey! Im just telling it like it is! You know its gunna happen!

MAYO!!! COME ON!!!
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

Hey! Im just telling it like it is! You know its gunna happen!

MAYO!!! COME ON!!!

I'm specifically abiding by Momma's rules who said that we can't say anything we wouldn't say in front of our mommas. I DO talk to my momma about cucumbers.

And I only brought up the mayo thing because someone mentioned sandwiches :rolleyes2:
Sorry, I won't post any more innuendos..or my opinion of certain condiments.. I'll just leave it to everyone else who are apparently allowed to joke about such things!
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

just want to add 1 more food mention...

Sour Cream..... Just to go with the Cu-Cum-bers.
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

I'm specifically abiding by Momma's rules who said that we can't say anything we wouldn't say in front of our mommas. I DO talk to my momma about cucumbers.

And I only brought up the mayo thing because someone mentioned sandwiches :rolleyes2:
Sorry, I won't post any more innuendos..or my opinion of certain condiments.. I'll just leave it to everyone else who are apparently allowed to!


:smilerolleyes: omg!
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

okay everyone chill out. Have some mayo

mayo.gif


not that

18638_logo.jpg


no

CincodeMayo.gif


that's not it

_300x300.jpg


wtf no

Hellmanns_20Real_20Mayonnaise_20400g.jpg


got it.
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

^ahahaha.

Uhhh I don't see my mayo of choice up there... hahaha
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

OMG! LMFAO! God bless you ladies :) You're too much.
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

How many types of mayo are there? Just wondering. :innocent:
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

wtf? :brow:
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

uhh... i still prefer the condensed milk... yummy :wild:

275px-Milchmaedchen.jpg
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

okay, just borrowed the pic from that other thread *steals*
003vty.jpg

the BOTDF outfit was so perfect, however i've got kinda pissed of with him mostly sitting in that chair. Not fair, not fair I say.
10.gif

am gonna go get myself a lolly now.
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

he swopped sides a lot, what am I gonna do today, to the left or to the right?
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

he swopped sides a lot, what am I gonna do today, to the left or to the right?

ahaha
it definitely has a life of it's own

the BOTDF outfit was so perfect, however i've got kinda pissed of with him mostly sitting in that chair. Not fair, not fair I say.
10.gif

am gonna go get myself a lolly now.

Yeah. The part where he's in the chair and spreads open his legs is the highlight of that video
 
Back
Top