This thread was my primary place of worship for a solid year. We are a welcoming congregation!Ok this thread is wild. I have just awakened from a nap a little while ago so I'm a bit too groggy to partake in this now, but I will be back. I'm so happy a place like this exists
His body and his face are both DEVASTATING in the best possible wayremember this!
I forgot how cute his belly button wasremember this!
"2. Michael quietly ruining me in the backseat of a car with curls that resemble tendrils of my own sanity wisping away..."Oh Michael,
I have not publicly honored your manhood in so long. I hope I have not disappointed you.
While I may live in a constant state of unhinged delusion with daily revolving fantasies of your absurd bone-level sexiness haunting my subconscious like a lusty sleep paralysis demon, I have shared them only in private discussion with other equally sick people, and not spilled them anywhere near this place. But here I am, returning to this forum for the first time in a month (sparked by the fact that I CRIED LITERALLY CRIED daydreaming about your curls earlier today, after LITERALLY CRYING at your sexiness during TWYMMF Bad Tour - Wembely... I feel sick just thinking about it you, you god damn beautiful sex-angel) and I see that there are posts from July (JULY!!!!!) on the most recent page of this Manhood thread. This cannot be! I have not done my part to keep this thread of Michael's most delicious thirst traps alive and for that I will never forgive myself.
So here I will share three photos that have destroyed my life recently. And by recently I mean within the last 24 hours:
1. Michael murderously gorgeous in a cowboy hat, staring in our eyes like we deserve him looking at us (we don't)
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I am American and I can honestly tell you not a single man in all of our history has ever worn a cowboy hat like Michael Jackson wears a cowboy hat. Not only does he look sexier than anyone has any right to while wearing a hat like this, but he's doing it with the most delicious swag I can fathom. This is no John Wayne hat. This looks like a Ralph Lauren ad. He is a model. He is a God. And I am a mere pathetic plebe just basking in the remarkable beauty of his ---
Ok, so returning to look at the photo for more inspiration was not the right choice. I have been reduced to this: EYES LIPS CHEEKBONES CURLS SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAGGGGGGGG HANDS IN POCKETS IS THAT A BUTTON ON THOSE PANTS HOW AM I STILL BREATHING SWAGGGGGGGGGGGG
Moving on.
2. Michael quietly ruining me in the backseat of a car with curls that resemble tendrils of my own sanity wisping away...
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A moment of quiet contemplation? A moment of simply existing? A moment of fantasizing about me, the yet-to-be-born love of his spiritual life whose timing arriving on this planet could only be described as UNFORGIVABLE? Who can say... It's just Michael being Michael.
This photo should be cross-posted in every thread available. Michael's ears? yes. Close-ups of his face? Of course. Curls
I want to write a sonnet to his curls. His eyes tell a thousand stories. I know this is not your standard "manhood" photo, but I measure the manhoodby what it does to me. And this does a whole lot.
3. Michael at the White House making me patriotic for the first time in my life, but also, have you seen his smile and his hair, and he could light me on fire just for fun and I'd be about it.
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How does one even co-exist with this photo? Sometimes it makes me feel legitimately crazy to remember that these aren't just artistic images, but photographs of an actual human man that roamed the earth looking like this. LIKE THIS.
This will forever be one of Michael's sexiest looks ever. Everything about him is perfect. I am quite literally speechless as I stare at this photo for inspiration. I can't describe what it makes me feel, so I will leave you all with an old adage: I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR. No chance of recovery.
Thank you all for taking this journey with me. Happy Michaeling and Manhooding and surviving both simultaneously (if you dare).
He was READY!Not him pulling his hand out and shaking it like it's hot down there
And those tiny nipples ............I forgot how cute his belly button was
oh my.
When I was reading this, I was so impressed at how well written it is then I remembered you’re an English professor and it all made senseOh Michael,
I have not publicly honored your manhood in so long. I hope I have not disappointed you.
While I may live in a constant state of unhinged delusion with daily revolving fantasies of your absurd bone-level sexiness haunting my subconscious like a lusty sleep paralysis demon, I have shared them only in private discussion with other equally sick people, and not spilled them anywhere near this place. But here I am, returning to this forum for the first time in a month (sparked by the fact that I CRIED LITERALLY CRIED daydreaming about your curls earlier today, after LITERALLY CRYING at your sexiness during TWYMMF Bad Tour - Wembely... I feel sick just thinking about it you, you god damn beautiful sex-angel) and I see that there are posts from July (JULY!!!!!) on the most recent page of this Manhood thread. This cannot be! I have not done my part to keep this thread of Michael's most delicious thirst traps alive and for that I will never forgive myself.
So here I will share three photos that have destroyed my life recently. And by recently I mean within the last 24 hours:
1. Michael murderously gorgeous in a cowboy hat, staring in our eyes like we deserve him looking at us (we don't)
View attachment 2959
I am American and I can honestly tell you not a single man in all of our history has ever worn a cowboy hat like Michael Jackson wears a cowboy hat. Not only does he look sexier than anyone has any right to while wearing a hat like this, but he's doing it with the most delicious swag I can fathom. This is no John Wayne hat. This looks like a Ralph Lauren ad. He is a model. He is a God. And I am a mere pathetic plebe just basking in the remarkable beauty of his ---
Ok, so returning to look at the photo for more inspiration was not the right choice. I have been reduced to this: EYES LIPS CHEEKBONES CURLS SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAGGGGGGGG HANDS IN POCKETS IS THAT A BUTTON ON THOSE PANTS HOW AM I STILL BREATHING SWAGGGGGGGGGGGG
Moving on.
2. Michael quietly ruining me in the backseat of a car with curls that resemble tendrils of my own sanity wisping away...
View attachment 2960
A moment of quiet contemplation? A moment of simply existing? A moment of fantasizing about me, the yet-to-be-born love of his spiritual life whose timing arriving on this planet could only be described as UNFORGIVABLE? Who can say... It's just Michael being Michael.
This photo should be cross-posted in every thread available. Michael's ears? yes. Close-ups of his face? Of course. Curls
I want to write a sonnet to his curls. His eyes tell a thousand stories. I know this is not your standard "manhood" photo, but I measure the manhood
3. Michael at the White House making me patriotic for the first time in my life, but also, have you seen his smile and his hair, and he could light me on fire just for fun and I'd be about it.
View attachment 2961
How does one even co-exist with this photo? Sometimes it makes me feel legitimately crazy to remember that these aren't just artistic images, but photographs of an actual human man that roamed the earth looking like this. LIKE THIS.
This will forever be one of Michael's sexiest looks ever. Everything about him is perfect. I am quite literally speechless as I stare at this photo for inspiration. I can't describe what it makes me feel, so I will leave you all with an old adage: I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR. No chance of recovery.
Thank you all for taking this journey with me. Happy Michaeling and Manhooding and surviving both simultaneously (if you dare).
I was wondering the same thing I was never one to really post in here I’m shy so I just spy on y’all LOL
Haha thank you!When I was reading this, I was so impressed at how well written it is then I remembered you’re an English professor and it all made sense
Oh I wish you weren't shy! I wonder what a really pathetic, lusty, ridiculous post would look like coming from our shy lurkers
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Noone can tell me he was NOT posing here.
I see you Michael, drinking your orange juice elegantly like you were playing a saxophone *intro of Careless Whisper comes on*
This entire performance was absolute torture to watch
that hecking belt just accentuated every single hip thrust and he was so sweaty 
