Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

yes please!!! πŸ˜‚

In all seriousness, I do always sort of wonder about those moments. In the Ebony Jet interview, the licking and biting his lips (πŸ₯΅) feels innocent and mindless, like a habit, since it wasn't a televised interview whereas when he does this during his MANY award show acceptances when he is so unbelievably adorable and sexy, licking his lips, biting his lips, smiling shyly....omfg. He absolutely knows what he is doing in those moments. HE MUST.

Really, it doesn't matter either way because if nothing else it just proves (as if we need anymore proof, God help us) how naturally sexy Michael was, even when it was totally effortless! He just exuded sex!

This man. What are we all going to do with ourselves???
Oh its the same one where he says something about singing a song in bed, under covers. Did I imagine it! We need to find it for the watchparty!
 
Oh its the same one where he says something about singing a song in bed, under covers. Did I imagine it! We need to find it for the watchparty!
YES!!! Ebony Jet 1987!! Literally my favorite interview of his because he is so delicious and adorable and sexy and Oh God, I have watched it so much I have it nearly memorized lol.

Btw, idk if you saw that I posted reviews of my experience at the MJ seminar but I learned the story behind him recording the song in bed! They actually brought a bed INTO THE STUDIO because MJ is that extra lol.
 
Alright, you people asked for it. I hereby present: Lickable Michael! 😜

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also @LinLoveMJ I READ THAT POST ABOUT HOW YOU WERE ABLE TO SMELL MICHAEL'S MAKEUP AND I AM FURIOUS THAT I WASN'T EVEN BORN YET!!!! πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ˜³πŸ˜… 😜
Oh yes, Im sorry that you didnt see him, but god....Im so happy I was so close, and I remember it like it was yesterday...God how I miss him... :cry: 😭
 
YES!!! Ebony Jet 1987!! Literally my favorite interview of his because he is so delicious and adorable and sexy and Oh God, I have watched it so much I have it nearly memorized lol.

Btw, idk if you saw that I posted reviews of my experience at the MJ seminar but I learned the story behind him recording the song in bed! They actually brought a bed INTO THE STUDIO because MJ is that extra lol.
OMG! It was not a joke! Is it the beginning of beat it? I thought it was something else.... .wait, don't tell me, I want to be surprised! o_O Just downloaded the interview for Wednesday. Now I have over 2 hrs of material, going to be sorting through it tomorrow! What fun!

PS: Ok, you caught me not reading your post! Its been so busy catching up with all the threads here now!
 
Photoshop frustrates me, personally. There are so many hot sexy photos of Michael (because he was literally perfect) we don't need to edit! Though I know there are a subset of fans who enjoy those edits, so not trying to shame anyone who might. I tend to assume people don't realize when stuff is photoshopped, though, because I know I've totally been confused by them multiple times and someone always kindly points it out.

All that said, one of the many reasons we don't need to photoshop with Michael is because we have moments like this.... πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅ 🀀 🀀 πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯


I have been told multiple times this one is real, so if I turn out to be wrong, I don't think I want to know lol.

He's so crazy hot it is actually fucking ridiculous.
 
OMG! It was not a joke!
NOT a joke!! I was actually surprised that it was real, but it was real! He's so cute lol.

Is it the beginning of beat it? I thought it was something else.... .wait, don't tell me, I want to be surprised! o_O
I'm not sure what you are referring to here...is what the beginning of beat it? Sorry, I'm confused.

Just downloaded the interview for Wednesday. Now I have over 2 hrs of material, going to be sorting through it tomorrow! What fun!
yay!!!

PS: Ok, you caught me not reading your post! Its been so busy catching up with all the threads here now!
omg! haha you so do not need to read it unless you want! It is there for all of eternity, so take your time. Truly, you don't ever have to read it and I will not be offended :)
 
I'm not sure what you are referring to here...is what the beginning of beat it? Sorry, I'm confused.
Oh not the beginning of song, and not even the singing part, but in the Beat It short film Michael starts out in bed, I thought that was it. Clearly my mind has totally turned to mush thinking about Micheal in bed. Just ignore me.

omg! haha you so do not need to read it unless you want! It is there for all of eternity, so take your time. Truly, you don't ever have to read it and I will not be offended :)
Oh its on my reading list, so are so many other posts! I just get distracted by all the pictures 😍
 
Oh not the beginning of song, and not even the singing part, but in the Beat It short film Michael starts out in bed, I thought that was it. Clearly my mind has totally turned to mush thinking about Micheal in bed. Just ignore me.
Ohhhhhh... I understand now. Listen, I get it. Michael in bed in any capacity destroys my brain cells lol. All eras I want him in bed as much as possible lol.

Oh its on my reading list, so are so many other posts! I just get distracted by all the pictures 😍
Oh, totally!! The photo threads are by far the most fun though (and least controversial πŸ˜‚). I've been catching up off and on all day and, somehow, I can never get enough of the pictures no matter how many time I've seen them!
 
Ohhhhhh... I understand now. Listen, I get it. Michael in bed in any capacity destroys my brain cells lol. All eras I want him in bed as much as possible lol.


Oh, totally!! The photo threads are by far the most fun though (and least controversial πŸ˜‚). I've been catching up off and on all day and, somehow, I can never get enough of the pictures no matter how many time I've seen them!
1000% agree of the above statement lol ;)

Hahaha doll, I've been catching up all over the place and I'm stuck in a trance with each thing lol :ROFLMAO:

Had to post this lol
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You're welcome :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Ohhhhhh... I understand now. Listen, I get it. Michael in bed in any capacity destroys my brain cells lol. All eras I want him in bed as much as possible lol.


Oh, totally!! The photo threads are by far the most fun though (and least controversial πŸ˜‚). I've been catching up off and on all day and, somehow, I can never get enough of the pictures no matter how many time I've seen them!
I'll be honest, that's part of the reason I like these the most I think. In this thread (and the other photo threads too) I've seen 99,9% positive posts. We're all just reveling in Michael and our love for him. I'm personally not really interested in getting offended that someone prefers X album/song over Y because I respect other people's opinions. Fair criticism is fine as are preferences, but slap fights never are. We should all just enjoy Michael in our own way.

Anyway. Have some more Bad Tour Michael. 😁

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Alright, have another (REAL!!) pic to make up for it. 😁

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Dirty Diana all day, every day, the rest of my life, God yes.

I'll be honest, that's part of the reason I like these the most I think. In this thread (and the other photo threads too) I've seen 99,9% positive posts. We're all just reveling in Michael and our love for him. I'm personally not really interested in getting offended that someone prefers X album/song over Y because I respect other people's opinions. Fair criticism is fine as are preferences, but slap fights never are. We should all just enjoy Michael in our own way.
YES! I also find that certain people get really bothered by other people trying to be positive. I am someone who tries to be positive as much as possible, especially when it comes to Michael, and I think it pisses some people off. Still, there are some really wonderful and fun discussions to be had with others on the forum, so don't let it turn you off completely :)

Anyway. Have some more Bad Tour Michael. 😁

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Oh boy, if you want to watch me self-destruct just hang out with me during one of @zinniabooklover's Bad photo dumps. It's pure torture. Beautiful, lusty, wonderful torture, of course lol.
 
And maybe you have a point! For what it's worth it does seem that many people find him attractive, it's just... All these smears, from both the media and those in the public who eat them up, made people perhaps a bit... hmm, maybe not universally ashamed of finding him attractive, but the "no he's not"-opinion seems to prevail the loudest, even if it might not be a majority opinion at all.
Ohh saw this before but forgot to reply! Just want to explain a bit more...

I know that it is not "popular" to openly talk about MJ being a sex symbol or attractive. But my point is more that though it might not be a popular view to publicly take, it is absolutely a common view in reality. A LOT of women (and surely men) found and still find Michael insanely sexy. The math just wouldn't add up to anything else lol. I'm convinced of it. But the mainstream media did such a great job with convincing us that he is not attractive (I mean...if you look at some of the threads discussing the Bad era there are multiple articles linked of - mostly male - journalists calling him a freak and unattractive...during the BAD ERA) that it became commonplace for people. Yet, his fans always found him extremely attractive and with his fans making up such a huge population of people, it goes without saying that he is certainly worthy of being deemed a sex symbol. And yet....

enter, me wanting to write a book lol.

I also remember one site I visited, forgot the name... there was a question/thread thing where someone was like "do you guys think Michael Jackson was a sex symbol?" and I kid you not, all of the replies were either "no he was virginal and innocent and non-sexual" (pffff, yeah right!) or just "ewwwwwwww nooooooooo". Like... that's what I mean (and it's also what I mean when I'm talking about disrespectful people... Taste is subjective, but not like this). Perhaps it's really just that loud minority... it probably is.
Oh yah, I know what you're talking about lol. I'm pretty sure I stumbled across that at some point when I was googling "is michael jackson sexy" back in the day lol. Whatever. Lots of people who aren't fans, who probably don't know literally anything about him outside of tabloid photos, making broad assumptions. If you asked me a. year ago if I thought Michael Jackson was sexy I'd say no, because I hadn't thought of him in years and my image of him was COMPLETELY distorted. The more Michael's content gets shared and his fan base grows (which is happening in every corner of the internet at rapid speed right now) the more people will be reminded of who Michael really actually was and they will see not only how sexy he was, but how amazingly talented and beautiful he was in every way 😊


It's funny because I'm white myself (which... miiiiiight explain how my family views Michael) but I've always just found men attractive with something... off about their appearance? Scars, imperfections, oddities, skin marks... Like, they'd be beautiful otherwise, except for that one particular flaw, whatever it may be. I guess I'm just into "tarnished beauty"?
Very interesting! I am also white and I think it, to some degree, explains why I didn't grow up with a lot of friends/family who listened to or talked about Michael. It makes me kind of angry now because I realize I missed out on someone so tremendous when he was still alive! But whatever. My future kids will be overloaded with Michael so I'll make up for it.

As for your other point about "tarnished beauty" I think that's super interesting! I kind of relate. However, I don't really see Michael as falling into that category, unless we are discussing his vitiligo, which I suppose could qualify since it is so rare (interestingly, I have vitiligo myself but being quite fair-skinned it only becomes apparent in the summer).

Anyway, I think Michael is just stunning. Like in the true definition of the word. I feel physically stunned when I see him. He takes my breath away. He was so gorgeous. Sometimes I think to myself if there is anything "odd" about his appearance it is that it is so overwhelmingly beautiful I can't quite process what I'm seeing lol.

Funny story, I recently watched the entire Bad Wembley show with my mom who, as the other ladies know, has been going through her own realization of finding Michael attractive, but is a VERY traditional woman when it comes to finding extremely traditionally masculine, brutish types of men attractive. Anyway, as we watched she made several comments about how he is "so handsome" and "so goodlooking" by my favorite came at the very end of the show, when he is introducing the band. He's playing around with all of them, being so adorable. He takes his hair down, smiles, does a hair tuck lol and my mom goes "God, he is so handsome it's hard to know what part of his face to even focus on. He's just so cute!" and I was like SHE GETS IT. Because that's totally how it is to me. He is so good looking it is legitimately distracting lol.

Anyway, long roundabout way of saying all of this is so complicated, but I'm so glad we have a space to just praise him endlessly for how god damn beautiful he was :)
 
I'm not sure what I was thinking. I was having a 'staywild' moment. Didn't get past the curl on his forehead.

OMFG is there any moment more 'staywild' than losing your absolute mind over a single forehead curl?!?!

You have no idea the happiness this brings me. Even if it was only a momentary blip of madness, I am thrilled.
 
OMFG is there any moment more 'staywild' than losing your absolute mind over a single forehead curl?!?!

You have no idea the happiness this brings me. Even if it was only a momentary blip of madness, I am thrilled.
It was definitely momentary. I am currently absorbed by various things. Old men wailing about 'my woman done me wrong' (the blues) plus lots of gospel and soul stuff. And mad 70's disco stuff. So Michael's curl was a brief but INTENSE moment. But it will be revisited. Quite soon. πŸ₯΅
 
It was definitely momentary. I am currently absorbed by various things. Old men wailing about 'my woman done me wrong' (the blues) plus lots of gospel and soul stuff. And mad 70's disco stuff. So Michael's curl was a brief but INTENSE moment. But it will be revisited. Quite soon. πŸ₯΅
I understand this so much. All of those things that have your focus right now are worthy of such things. But once Michael's curls have you by their clutches... once they have you tangled (Gog, I'm the worst, huh?) there's literally no way to break free. His short forehead curls have me in a chokehold and I don't ever want to break free.

So yeah, I look forward to you revisiting them lol.

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P.S. For a couple of days now have been very absorbed in how 'luminous' his beauty is. This one is a good example. Maybe it *was* a gift from the universe.

ahhhhhh yesss! I saw you write "luminous" somewhere and I meant to comment about how that is SUCH a great word for him!! There are some moments where I swear he is actual pure light. I can't even fathom the power of is aura.
 
(Gog, I'm the worst, huh?)
Go away! You are insufferable, lol.

ahhhhhh yesss! I saw you write "luminous" somewhere and I meant to comment about how that is SUCH a great word for him!! There are some moments where I swear he is actual pure light. I can't even fathom the power of is aura.
It is definitely my word of the moment. I mean, I've always seen his beauty as luminous but this week it just is right in my face 24/7. Really intense like never before. So when this one popped up I was like 😲
 
Go away! You are insufferable, lol.
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
It is definitely my word of the moment. I mean, I've always seen his beauty as luminous but this week it just is right in my face 24/7. Really intense like never before. So when this one popped up I was like 😲
I love this! There are so many stages and phases of Michael appreciation. I understand though. Sometimes I am just so bowled over by his physical beauty that I want to weep, not even in a manhood way (but usually, let's be real).

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I feel the need for more curls.
Jesus fucking christ.

I SCREAMED, once again, but this time just in front of my dog and husband (who has stopped asking why I'm screaming because I've been screaming all night about Michael's J5 era vocals, so he's just accepted that this is what it's like to have me home again).

Anyway. This photo is exhaustingly hot... πŸ₯΅ πŸ˜› 😭 Those are wild sex curls and I will die in the valley of all that is good and evil on their behalf.

I am crrrraaaazzzy about this specific moment in the HIStory era. I wish it had lasted longer!

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I know we had this one quite recently but I need to see it again. πŸ₯΅
ahhhh! This is the moment that I was trying to reference in a post somewhere above about when my mom commented about how he is so goodlooking it's hard to know where to look lol.


I need to stop replying to every photo like anyone needs all of this lol... Thank you all for tolerating my explosion of activity today!
 
Ohh saw this before but forgot to reply! Just want to explain a bit more...

I know that it is not "popular" to openly talk about MJ being a sex symbol or attractive. But my point is more that though it might not be a popular view to publicly take, it is absolutely a common view in reality. A LOT of women (and surely men) found and still find Michael insanely sexy. The math just wouldn't add up to anything else lol. I'm convinced of it. But the mainstream media did such a great job with convincing us that he is not attractive (I mean...if you look at some of the threads discussing the Bad era there are multiple articles linked of - mostly male - journalists calling him a freak and unattractive...during the BAD ERA) that it became commonplace for people. Yet, his fans always found him extremely attractive and with his fans making up such a huge population of people, it goes without saying that he is certainly worthy of being deemed a sex symbol. And yet....

enter, me wanting to write a book lol.


Oh yah, I know what you're talking about lol. I'm pretty sure I stumbled across that at some point when I was googling "is michael jackson sexy" back in the day lol. Whatever. Lots of people who aren't fans, who probably don't know literally anything about him outside of tabloid photos, making broad assumptions. If you asked me a. year ago if I thought Michael Jackson was sexy I'd say no, because I hadn't thought of him in years and my image of him was COMPLETELY distorted. The more Michael's content gets shared and his fan base grows (which is happening in every corner of the internet at rapid speed right now) the more people will be reminded of who Michael really actually was and they will see not only how sexy he was, but how amazingly talented and beautiful he was in every way 😊



Very interesting! I am also white and I think it, to some degree, explains why I didn't grow up with a lot of friends/family who listened to or talked about Michael. It makes me kind of angry now because I realize I missed out on someone so tremendous when he was still alive! But whatever. My future kids will be overloaded with Michael so I'll make up for it.

As for your other point about "tarnished beauty" I think that's super interesting! I kind of relate. However, I don't really see Michael as falling into that category, unless we are discussing his vitiligo, which I suppose could qualify since it is so rare (interestingly, I have vitiligo myself but being quite fair-skinned it only becomes apparent in the summer).

Anyway, I think Michael is just stunning. Like in the true definition of the word. I feel physically stunned when I see him. He takes my breath away. He was so gorgeous. Sometimes I think to myself if there is anything "odd" about his appearance it is that it is so overwhelmingly beautiful I can't quite process what I'm seeing lol.

Funny story, I recently watched the entire Bad Wembley show with my mom who, as the other ladies know, has been going through her own realization of finding Michael attractive, but is a VERY traditional woman when it comes to finding extremely traditionally masculine, brutish types of men attractive. Anyway, as we watched she made several comments about how he is "so handsome" and "so goodlooking" by my favorite came at the very end of the show, when he is introducing the band. He's playing around with all of them, being so adorable. He takes his hair down, smiles, does a hair tuck lol and my mom goes "God, he is so handsome it's hard to know what part of his face to even focus on. He's just so cute!" and I was like SHE GETS IT. Because that's totally how it is to me. He is so good looking it is legitimately distracting lol.

Anyway, long roundabout way of saying all of this is so complicated, but I'm so glad we have a space to just praise him endlessly for how god damn beautiful he was :)
Yeah I'm not sure I explained myself too well, or even used the right term; Michael's vitiligo was mostly hidden (though there are pics of it) but I guess it kind of applies. I think I was also referring to the "ewww his plastic surgeries"-reactions that many people have? I mean my reaction nowadays is different, but... well you know the story, hehe. 😁 But I'm not sure it was really a good way of explaining it.

I also thought of "unconventionally attractive" but given all his fangirls I'm not sure that applies either. I guess Michael is just Michael. πŸ˜‚ He's his very own, unique thing. Nobody can compare!
 
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