Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

You can be betrothed to this photo, while I can be betrothed to his Bad era forehead curls, and we both win with our weird, sexy marriages :)

Today's important announcement.

The wedding has been called off. All presents will be returned in due course. I apologise for the short notice but I cannot, I tell you I CANNOT go through with it.

Because my heart is already forever entwined with my siggy. This is my path in life. This is why I was led to choose that particular image. It was my destiny.

If anyone wants to join us down the pub for a ploughman's lunch we will both be very glad to see you.
 
while I can be betrothed to his Bad era forehead curls, and we both win with our weird, sexy marriages :)

crazy.jpg
 
GIF11.gif


Um, lost for words. 🥵

I AM IN PUBLIC AT A CHRISTIAN COFFEE SHOP NO LESS AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE ON MY SCREEN?!

Oh boy. I'm not complaining. But wow. I'll be honest. My surroundings did not in any way hinder my reaction to this masterpiece of a gif... there was a loud gasp and a lot of rapid drinking. All the same bodily reactions. All the same suffering lol.

Is it just me or from this angle seems like he is doing naughty things with that hand? If it's just me 👀 , I need to go put my head in a bucket of ice!!
Ummm no, it's not just you. Also, I choose to believe he is ALWAYS doing naughty things with his hands, and I think about this specific thing far more often than should be considered sane or healthy for me to think about, but there it is.
 
I AM IN PUBLIC AT A CHRISTIAN COFFEE SHOP NO LESS AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE ON MY SCREEN?!

Oh boy. I'm not complaining. But wow. I'll be honest. My surroundings did not in any way hinder my reaction to this masterpiece of a gif... there was a loud gasp and a lot of rapid drinking. All the same bodily reactions. All the same suffering lol.
Here is the zoomed out version of the same 🥵🔥
c025e3b63793608a8efd5d010b344d9a.gif


I don't want to speak for all of us, but I can certainly say it's up to something that is making my own right hand very jealous lol.
yes! naughty Michael! :eek: 🥵
 
Here is the zoomed out version of the same 🥵🔥
c025e3b63793608a8efd5d010b344d9a.gif

I am mesmerized. BLINDED! As if I'm staring into the sun, but no, it's just Michael and the glimmer of gold pants and the fucking audacity of him to thrust this way as if it my heart, body, and mind is not already shattered by him. WHY MICHAEL WHY ALSO THANK YOU ALSO WHY

Ok.

I really can't stop staring at this. Like. I mean. Can you? And if you can, how? What are your secrets? Am I a monster? Are we all monsters? Is this madness? I am distressed.

But also MICHAEL 😍 😍 😍

yes! naughty Michael! :eek: 🥵
🤤 🤤 🤤
 
Here is the zoomed out version of the same 🥵🔥
c025e3b63793608a8efd5d010b344d9a.gif



yes! naughty Michael! :eek: 🥵
I really can't stop staring at this. Like. I mean. Can you? And if you can, how? What are your secrets? Am I a monster? Are we all monsters? Is this madness? I am distressed.
No, I just can't stop staring at this! The hands, the mouth, and then Mikezilla dancing around at every thrust 🥵 🥵 🔥🎆🎆
 
No, I just can't stop staring at this! The hands, the mouth, and then Mikezilla dancing around at every thrust 🥵 🥵 🔥🎆🎆
GIRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL

NGL, despite Michael's incredible face, this gets easily 80% of my attention lol. I feel like a ravenous animal.
 
Last edited:
I just took a huge gulp of water from a bottle and it made me think of Michael because, apparently, that's where we're out now, people. I can't even take a drink from a bottle of water without thinking about him doing the same thing. Is there any hope for me?
 
I just took a huge gulp of water from a bottle and it made me think of Michael because, apparently, that's where we're out now, people. I can't even take a drink from a bottle of water without thinking about him doing the same thing. Is there any hope for me?
you mean like this -

Maybe she means, like this ...

tumblr_ljglreaUlq1qbw910o1_500.gif
 
Back
Top