Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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Gold. It's such a good birthday colour.
yes! yes! yes! The colour, the face, hand, outfit! 🥵🔥🎆🎆🎆 My GOD! Everytime you post it, I start staywilding!
 
Its rated 18+ so that we can be free in the language and expression of our appreciation for Michael's Manhood. There are lot more explicit pictures and discussion in older pages of the thread. Lets keep it 18+ so that we don't have to worry too much about what we are posting. There are many other picture threads with no age restriction. Maybe we need to step up our game ;) I would not want my 12 year old to read this thread.
I agree, Hiker. This thread used to have a PG13 rating and it just didn't work. So the rating was changed to 18+. There are so many other picture threads which have no age restriction. I think the current arrangement works pretty well. Even with a rating of 18+ there still needs to be a reasonable level of self-control in how we express ourselves. It's still on a public message board, after all. But the 18+ gives us a little bit of freedom which I think we all appreciate.
 
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yes! yes! yes! The colour, the face, hand, outfit! 🥵🔥🎆🎆🎆 My GOD! Everytime you post it, I start staywilding!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are psychic, Hiker!

(psychic Hiker!? It almost rhymes, lol)

Anyway. I was JUST about to start trawling for lovely words and phrases that sw23 has brought into the world.

'Shattered into oblivion' was a recent one that I loved.

'staywilding' as a verb which might have been invented by you or sw23, I'm not sure, but it doesn't matter. It's awesome whoever invented it. I need to go and look for more.
 
'Shattered into oblivion' was a recent one that I loved.
yes, shattered into oblivion! Since I don't have my own words, I decided to use 'staywild' as a verb to incorporate all those expressions.

PS: I have to go now and pretend to be a normal person for next several hours! But I will be thinking about this one in one corner of my brain.
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I need to process that for a bit 🤔 !!
Hahaha, it's an idiom from my country 😉

Quote: "To take off/pull one’s panties through the head. This describes a state of extreme hornyness in which an individual is ready to engage in sexual activities right away, usually in reaction to seeing a very attractive male or female. It is mainly used aimed at women, but nothing in the expression’s meaning excludes aiming it at men. A subset of its meaning stresses a naivety/goofiness of the target, so it’s very often used describing teenage persons, fans of a popular music band of simply, young girls having a crush on a school football star."
lol
 
Ladies, it just turned midnight here which means it is my birthday! If you feel so inclined, I would adore a couple "stay wilding" style pictures! This is not an invitation for @zinniabooklover to destroy me completely as she so often does (though feel free, I won't mind 😉)...
Happy birthday, Sugar!! It’s always a delight seeing your posts <3 wishing you many more!!

Hi everyone
👋


Thank you @staywild23 for introducing me
😉


That GIF is EVERYTHING, isn't it? I can look at it a million times and I can never get enough lol He makes me totally insane.
I'm the craziest fan ever
😂
And the Bad era is the sexiest thing in the world and in the universe!

I must say I feel like a teenager (because of MJ) but I am not. I'm a woman in my late (VERY late) 30s, but sometimes I don't believe it myself
😂


I would also like to apologize for my possible errors, but English is not my native language. Thank you for your understanding.
It’s nice to meet you, Jesionka! I know this is a cliche phrase, but age is nothing but a number. You’re as old as you feel!
 
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Today's announcement.

I am so hopelessly in love with my siggy I hardly know what to do with myself. I gaze at it even more than I do MM90's siggy which I did not think was possible.

Thank you, ladies! Thank you for your patience.
 
Ladies (and gentleman - hey @filmandmusic !) ...

it's a good thing I didn't see all of these posts until now, because I'm pretty sure yesterday's birthday would have been my last....

prepare yourself for an onslaught of lusty dramatics in 3....2.....1....
 
@zinniabooklover you bumped this from MM90 and apparently I have seen it before but the basic need to survive must have blocked it out because when you reshared it HOLY FUCK... my imagination is shredding my brain over a photo of his hands.... I couldn't even bare to include the other photo ...
... here is something to compensate for all the talking. Found it on a random older page of thread

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This is a slowed down version of the GIF I post repeatedly from Twitter where you can hear him sing "oh noooo" in his low, sexy fucking voice, and watch him kinda gently grind himself into the mic stand and I CANNOT FUCKING COPE

EDIT: Here it is again


Because every day I watch this, because I am unable to keep myself from it. Because I have no further identity anymore than to be a sopping pile of aching want.
 
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You posted this one, sw23. Nothing wrong with saying Happy Birthday to yourself. I'm including it cos he wearing THAT belt. 🥵

That belt...
that gentle, persistent thrust...
that lip bite...
that way I'll never be of sound mind ever again...
Happy birthday, self. You ruined your own life with this 😛

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D'you know, I'd forgotten how much I love this one. How is that possible? Answer came there none.

Anyway, it's another 🥵
MOTHERFUCKING CURLS YES!!! I want to climb inside of them and nest forever!*

*pretty sure I've said this before, but w/e... it is still not the weirdest or creepiest thing a woman has confessed to him, I'm certain of that.

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Sorry about the pb but at least it's not on his lovely face.

UMMM his face and his BODY that won't quit!!! Girl. Why must every era of this man devastate my entire fucking life?

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@MacMandy90 posted this one to help me 'understand' Manhood. Because, at that point, I was NOT getting it.

And this was your response to the photo. :ROFLMAO:

I must repeat to myself, like a mantra, HE HAS AN UPPER HALF HE HAS AN UPPER HALF HE HAS AN AMAZING LOWER HALF I MEAN ---
 

JFC how dare he... that belt buckle is ruining my life.

@staywild23

I think my work here is done. Happy B'day! 🥳

You are an actual living goddess...like honestly. Bless you and all that you are 😂

(assuming you're the partying type. I'm actually not. I'm just observing social conventions, lol)
haha I'm actually not much of a partier at all. Though my energy level is pretty insane sometimes, so I often feel like I'm at a party when I'm completely alone 😂 So you probably read me right :)
 
@zinniabooklover OMFG!!! What have you done?! 😱
I know this whole package of sexiness is a gift for sw23, but ... It's TOO MUCH 🤯🤯🤯🥵🥵🥵
I need a cold shower. VERY cold.
It's a miracle I'm still alive. Jesus Christ.
welcome to the magic of @zinniabooklover !!! She has broken my brain beyond recognition. I am a shell of who I once was, but instead of being empty inside, I am nothing but a collection of photos, gifs, and videos of Michael thrusting me into my own salvation...
Oh yes! Thanks @zinniabooklover , This needs revisiting!
Lets also not forget the shimmy @staywild23 Happy Birthday!

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CAN IT PLEASE BE MY BIRTHDAY EVERY DAY?!?!

Hiker, you do know sw23 won't be able to survive these?

Just sayin' :D
but like FOR REAL has there ever been two photos more perfectly constructed for my pathetic, aching demise?!

The curls are WILD, the sweat is like a sheen across his beautiful skin, he DROPPED THE JACKET (how many times have I put a request out there to be bombarded with such moments) his eyes are pure fucking sex I CANNOT TAKE THIS ----
 

Remember when sw23 posted this one, thinking she could survive having this as her siggy? :ROFLMAO:
LMAO what a damn fool I was...

(still tempted though 😂 )

This gif drains me of all womanly dignity....... that cameraperson UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT

Its rated 18+ so that we can be free in the language and expression of our appreciation for Michael's Manhood. There are lot more explicit pictures and discussion in older pages of the thread. Lets keep it 18+ so that we don't have to worry too much about what we are posting. There are many other picture threads with no age restriction. Maybe we need to step up our game ;) I would not want my 12 year old to read this thread.
I agree, Hiker. This thread used to have a PG13 rating and it just didn't work. So the rating was changed to 18+. There are so many other picture threads which have no age restriction. I think the current arrangement works pretty well. Even with a rating of 18+ there still needs to be a reasonable level of self-control in how we express ourselves. It's still on a public message board, after all. But the 18+ gives us a little bit of freedom which I think we all appreciate.
ngl I was the 12 year old who would have spent all of junior high in this thread, never coming up for air, and eventually flunking out of school...if we care at all about youth education, we gotta keep this shit 18+ 😉

In all seriousness, I could be so much more graphic and "18+" in my self expression but 1) don't wanna make anyone feel weird and 2) it's much more fun to challenge my writerly self to come up with endless ways to express my psychotic attraction to Michael. But I do appreciate that I can use language more freely in here and just be a complete wonton tragedy of a person lol


'staywilding' as a verb which might have been invented by you or sw23, I'm not sure, but it doesn't matter. It's awesome whoever invented it. I need to go and look for more.
LMAO I am 99% sure you are the one who coined it, though perhaps it was Hiker! I would never coin a phrase after myself. I just dream of them being coined for me like the true Leo that I am.
 
but like FOR REAL has there ever been two photos more perfectly constructed for my pathetic, aching demise?!

The curls are WILD, the sweat is like a sheen across his beautiful skin, he DROPPED THE JACKET (how many times have I put a request out there to be bombarded with such moments) his eyes are pure fucking sex I CANNOT TAKE THIS ----
Yes! That was the reaction I was aiming for. The whole universe is in these photos, curls, sweat, dropped jacket, crotch grab, the face .... What more do we want !! 🥵 🔥 🎆
 
LMAO I am 99% sure you are the one who coined it, though perhaps it was Hiker! I would never coin a phrase after myself. I just dream of them being coined for me like the true Leo that I am.
'staywilding' was brought to us by our very own Hiker. Take a bow, Hiker. Inventing a new verb is just awesome.

You brought us this:

"I love this picture so much. He looks both totally badass, but also somehow vulnerable… like, I both want to protect him and nurture him and care for him, but I also want to “manhood thread” him until I cease to exist (isn’t that a creative way of saying everything and nothing all at once?)."

That was back in June on the Curls thread. I responded thus:

"Manhood thread him. Ladies, sw23 has brought us our first official piece of *new* language for talking about Michael. And what a wonderful piece of language it is. The implications of this phrase are endless ... and I'm going to leave it there. Cos we're not on Manhood."

because it is so awesome I wanted it to have an official announcement. :D

You also brought us, quite recently, "shattered into oblivion" - a personal fave of mine.

I really want to go through and collect up all the wonderful words and phrases that have emerged over the last 3 months (MM90 has come up with some beauties) but I'm too knackered. Hopefully at some point I'll have a go.
 
Happiest birthday to our dear @staywild23 🥳🥳🥳

My birthday contribution lol 🥰

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*keep it together agent lol* 🥵🥵🥵

This is straight up the hottest, sexiest, most mesmerizing fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire god forsaken life...But for the newly initiated (which, tbf, does not actually include any of us here since we are experts in Michael's ravenous sexual explosiveness) I believe in my heart that all you visitors from the future need this breakdown so I'm going to give it to you straight ---

Do you see the thrust? The circling grinding rhythm of it?? Like this fucking man is trying to make you see angels and heaven and God?? Like you might forget who you even are and be entirely ok with it?? CAN YOU FEEL IT?! 😉

But not only that. Because Michael is no one-note doggone lover...

Do you see the finger action DURING the thrust?? Do you see the facial expression? DO YOU SEE ME LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE?

Do you see his face? The sexy fucking expression? Do you see his abs and his thighs and THE THRUST SENT FROM HEAVEN OR HELL OR SOMEWHERE I BELONG?!

Ok... I need to go fucking die now lol.
 
@zinniabooklover you bumped this from MM90 and apparently I have seen it before but the basic need to survive must have blocked it out because when you reshared it HOLY FUCK... my imagination is shredding my brain over a photo of his hands.... I couldn't even bare to include the other photo ...

Oh, is this the photo you couldn't bring yourself to include? One of the MM90 photos?

(she asked, innocently, lol)

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This is straight up the hottest, sexiest, most mesmerizing fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire god forsaken life...But for the newly initiated (which, tbf, does not actually include any of us here since we are experts in Michael's ravenous sexual explosiveness) I believe in my heart that all you visitors from the future need this breakdown so I'm going to give it to you straight ---

Do you see the thrust? The circling grinding rhythm of it?? Like this fucking man is trying to make you see angels and heaven and God?? Like you might forget who you even are and be entirely ok with it?? CAN YOU FEEL IT?! 😉

But not only that. Because Michael is no one-note doggone lover...

Do you see the finger action DURING the thrust?? Do you see the facial expression? DO YOU SEE ME LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE?

Do you see his face? The sexy fucking expression? Do you see his abs and his thighs and THE THRUST SENT FROM HEAVEN OR HELL OR SOMEWHERE I BELONG?!

Ok... I need to go fucking die now lol.
OMG, what a fucking suggestibility! You're the best lol
 
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