Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Yeah, that might have been a bit of a misjudgement on my part, posting it here when she's talking about Michael's death. I was so overexcited by his beauty and, omg, his voice. Jeez, his speaking voice just kills me so I wasn't thinking straight.

Sorry, girls. Probably not my finest moment.
Oh, I didn't mean that comment as criticism! I totally get why it was "manhood" material lol. That voice of his will always do me in. I am just so obsessed with the little curls on his forehead, I will probably name my first child after them lol.


I agree her demeanour was somewhat unexpected. Obvs, she's expected to maintain a 'professional' detachment etc etc. But she had an exclusive, a very specific interaction with him. I'm quite sure she could have done that report and showed a small degree of sadness or regret at his passing. No-one is asking for weeping and wailing but she did seem weirdly unmoved. She might as well have been talking about cupcakes being on discount in Walmart.

(I have no idea if Walmart sells food but you get my point)

I am glad that you agree with me on this! I am uncomfortable with how disconnected she seems. I find in general though I am uncomfortable with the detached way we talk about tragedy, at least in American culture. Idk if it's even a cultural thing, or not, but I just am generally troubled by people's lack of emotional openness lol. So it bothers me with this. Especially since the woman literally lived out the fantasies of about a billion women by having private time with Michael Jackson. She should at least show she feels something. That's my takeaway at least.

Also, kudos to you for not knowing that Walmart sells food ;)
 
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He is so fucking sexy in the Smooth Criminal video!! So sexy in fact that it’s the background of my phone!


Sometimes I become completely mesmerized just by watching his fingers graze her cheek lol.
 
He is so fucking sexy in the Smooth Criminal video!! So sexy in fact that it’s the background of my phone!


Sometimes I become completely mesmerized just by watching his fingers graze her cheek lol.
Oh gawd! I cannot even imagine him being this close! Touching my cheek! I would probably just faint into a puddle!
 
Oh gawd! I cannot even imagine him being this close! Touching my cheek! I would probably just faint into a puddle!
Right?? I would be grasping that brick wall for life. Not only the closeness and the touching of the cheek, but imagine him at the same time staring into your eyes… like… no, sir.

Every day I understand more and more why Tatiana kissed him on stage one week into the Bad tour and then proceeded to spend the rest of her life insanely obsessed with him. This is what I meant when I talked about how Bad era Michael would leave me institutionalized lol. There is simply no way I could be around him and hold onto a single shred of dignity*

*as always, I hope that in reality I’d be the charming leading lady of his life (ha!) but considering I’m madly in love with him based on 30 year old film, I just don’t have any faith I’d manage in real life at all. The poor man probably had no idea why women were constantly falling in love with him. Idk how the woman in this scene above even remained upright. Sigh. I’m too weak.
 
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Someone posted this on another thread, talking about his hair, and I was like, hair! Yes! messy hair all over his face :love: but I cannot get over the hand! The jewelry on that hand and the jewels that hand is holding 🤤🎇🎆🤤 🔥
 
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Someone posted this on another thread, talking about his hair, and I was like, hair! Yes! messy hair all over his face :love: but I cannot get over the hand! The jewelry on that hand and the jewels that hand is holding 🤤🎇🎆🤤 🔥
His hands are big and beautiful! And so is Mikezilla! I just sort of realised it again while staring at this photos for last 5 minutes!
 
Someone posted this on another thread, talking about his hair, and I was like, hair! Yes! messy hair all over his face :love: but I cannot get over the hand! The jewelry on that hand and the jewels that hand is holding 🤤🎇🎆🤤 🔥
I read that bit and was, like, 'what is she saying? what thread are we on!!!!!!!!!?????????' Cos I forgot for a moment.

His hands are big and beautiful! And so is Mikezilla! I just sort of realised it again while staring at this photos for last 5 minutes!
LMAO!!
 
Have we ever discussed the original intro to I Just Can't Stop Loving You??!?!


Because I listen to this so frequently and it fucking wrecks me every single time. I can't even explain what it does to me. The feeling it sends through me. Omg. I am leveled.

Edit: Let me just add the whole song while I"m at it

 
Because I listen to this so frequently and it fucking wrecks me every single time. I can't even explain what it does to me. The feeling it sends through me. Omg. I am leveled.
Oh my god! Why is this not part of the song! Does this man do anything but talk seductively, dance seductively!!
 
Oh my god! Why is this not part of the song! Does this man do anything but talk seductively, dance seductively!!
Is this your first time hearing it?? Or are you just as enthusiastic as I am no matter how many times you hear it??

As far as I understand, it was only released on CDs in the first printing and then after that he took it off because he felt embarrassed by it. Or shy about it. Because of course he was. Because he was just that painfully adorable.

But for real, this is sooo seductive and it just meeeeelts me into nothing, totally and completely. I could listen to it forever.
 
First time hearing it. But I will probably react the same way no matter how many times I hear it. It is more seductive than ITC because ITC is from pov of a woman! This one is like! Michael whispering this in your ears! :eek:
If he can dance on stage like he is making love to everyone, then what is there to get embarrassed about here ;)
 
First time hearing it. But I will probably react the same way no matter how many times I hear it. It is more seductive than ITC because ITC is from pov of a woman!
Totally agree!! Plus sensuality like this is just soooo good. Like, the particular way his voice breaks when he says "God, I need you" .... OMG 🥵 😭 🎆

This one is like! Michael whispering this in your ears! :eek:
RIGHT?!?! The actual dream lol.

If he can dance on stage like he is making love to everyone, then what is there to get embarrassed about here ;)
I will never recover from that quote, ever lol. But you're totally right! Sweet Michael, though. His vulnerability is just crushing. I think I read on Wikipedia that some critics made fun of the intro or something (eh hem, male critics...). That probably affected him.

If only he knew it was still making women fall apart 30-something years later...
 
Post Watch Party Update:
@zinniabooklover so you aren't confused... we ended up watching short Thriller era ET interview, the Thriller short film, the making of Thriller, a compilation of rare clips, the Black or White/Will You Be There live performance at the 10th Anniversary of MTV and then....

we watched...

45 MINUTES OF BAD WEMBLEY!!

Ladies... for real. I cannot believe that was only 43 minutes. I feel emotionally and physically exhausted lol. I am sorry that I am so insane. I felt like I was going to physically explode, or pass out. That is not even an exaggeration. I haven't even moved since we logged off. I am just sitting here breathless lol. I don't know where to go from here. That is the furthest I've ever gotten with any Bad tour footage, straight through, and I am proud of myself for surviving but shocked at how difficult it was lol.

Anyway, thank you for such a great time! It was an absolute blast! I just hope I wasn't too ridiculous. I never want my extreme reactions to venture over into annoying. No one gave me that impression or anything, but I feel like I"m legit just seeing stars when I watch him and I don't even know wtf comes out of my mouth lol...or, eh...keyboard.
 
Post Watch Party Update:
@zinniabooklover so you aren't confused... we ended up watching short Thriller era ET interview, the Thriller short film, the making of Thriller, a compilation of rare clips, the Black or White/Will You Be There live performance at the 10th Anniversary of MTV and then....

we watched...

45 MINUTES OF BAD WEMBLEY!!

Ladies... for real. I cannot believe that was only 43 minutes. I feel emotionally and physically exhausted lol. I am sorry that I am so insane. I felt like I was going to physically explode, or pass out. That is not even an exaggeration. I haven't even moved since we logged off. I am just sitting here breathless lol. I don't know where to go from here. That is the furthest I've ever gotten with any Bad tour footage, straight through, and I am proud of myself for surviving but shocked at how difficult it was lol.

Anyway, thank you for such a great time! It was an absolute blast! I just hope I wasn't too ridiculous. I never want my extreme reactions to venture over into annoying. No one gave me that impression or anything, but I feel like I"m legit just seeing stars when I watch him and I don't even know wtf comes out of my mouth lol...or, eh...keyboard.
Oh doll it was absolutely awesome! It always makes my day you going bonkers, like I said that's why we love you! And Michael of course lol!

All I could do was bask in the amazing gloriousness of him, it was so worth the watch today!
 
Post Watch Party Update:
@zinniabooklover so you aren't confused... we ended up watching short Thriller era ET interview, the Thriller short film, the making of Thriller, a compilation of rare clips, the Black or White/Will You Be There live performance at the 10th Anniversary of MTV and then....
Ooh, can I ask about the rare clips comp? Which one is that?

Sounds like you had loads of fun. Your post made me laugh. You sound mad - in a good way!

Just woke up from a groggy sleep - the heat and humidity is just horrible and I conked out. Now I feel hot and irritable and disorientated. So naturally I came onto the board to get my bearings back. As you do!

I was listening to disco music earlier (IKR!) but now feel I must get back to life, back to reality. Back to Michael.
 
Oh doll it was absolutely awesome! It always makes my day you going bonkers, like I said that's why we love you! And Michael of course lol!
Lol thank you for this reassurance!! Sometimes in the afterglow of watching Michael, I have this clarity of being like...wow. I'm really a little bit insane haha.

All I could do was bask in the amazing gloriousness of him, it was so worth the watch today!
ugh, same! He is absolutely breathtaking.
 
Ooh, can I ask about the rare clips comp? Which one is that?
I just posted it in the "favorite videos" thread! Some of them I had seen before, but a number of clips I hadn't!

Sounds like you had loads of fun. Your post made me laugh. You sound mad - in a good way!
I have calmed down (a little bit) thank God lol. I was absolutely out of my mind earlier though... 2 fans, an entire bottle of water, and a pillow to scream into were not enough lol.

Just woke up from a groggy sleep - the heat and humidity is just horrible and I conked out. Now I feel hot and irritable and disorientated. So naturally I came onto the board to get my bearings back. As you do!

I was listening to disco music earlier (IKR!) but now feel I must get back to life, back to reality. Back to Michael.
I'm so sorry it's been so dreadfully hot today! I get completely miserable in the heat, so I understand. I assume it's nightime there now, so I hope it cools down a bit!!
 
Post Watch Party Update:
@zinniabooklover so you aren't confused... we ended up watching short Thriller era ET interview, the Thriller short film, the making of Thriller, a compilation of rare clips, the Black or White/Will You Be There live performance at the 10th Anniversary of MTV and then....
Sorry, my bad. Just caught your Fave Vid post. I have seen this. Soz. Brain melted out of my ears at least 8 hours ago.
 
I have calmed down (a little bit) thank God lol. I was absolutely out of my mind earlier though... 2 fans, an entire bottle of water, and a pillow to scream into were not enough lol.
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I'm so sorry it's been so dreadfully hot today! I get completely miserable in the heat, so I understand. I assume it's nightime there now, so I hope it cools down a bit!!
God, I wish. It's doing that awful thing where the humidity gets even worse at night. I feel seriously insane.

Anyway. In between the disco music I've been thinking a lot about Triumph. Not watching, just thinking about it. Which is its own thing and just as enjoyable as watching it for real. Watched a couple of interview clips, one with Marlon, one with Marlon and Tito.

I don't know where to go from here. That is the furthest I've ever gotten with any Bad tour footage, straight through, and I am proud of myself for surviving but shocked at how difficult it was lol.
I can so relate to this. If I'm watching a gig online - say, Cyndi in Paris - I'll never watch the whole thing or even half of it. It's just not how I watch a gig. It's always just a few songs at a time. So when I do that with a Michael gig / Jacksons gig, no difference, huh? But that's the thing. It is different. I don't know how to explain it but when I watch a few songs from Michael or Michael and the brothers it's not my usual gig-watching thing. It's definitely because it's all too much for my system.
 
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Really, really needing some Michael therapy today. Manhood style, any photo style, music, videos, literally any type of Michael therapy available. Anything that will make today better. Just throwing that out there to all my favorite people on the forum ❤️
 
Really, really needing some Michael therapy today. Manhood style, any photo style, music, videos, literally any type of Michael therapy available. Anything that will make today better. Just throwing that out there to all my favorite people on the forum ❤️
I just bumped a thread with loads of interviews on it. All old stuff, haven't had time to look at all of it but looks like there's some good stuff there. Put loads of interviews into interview thread but that'll be stuff you already know, I think.
 
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