Why does a silly,little,anti-american,booger eating boa snake,likes to bite people instead of eating its boogers by sticking his tongue up his nose and make himself embrassed front of 1,000 people, because it was for a prize that it just couldn't live without his dad & his pig because he loved to eat fries with chocolate syrup inside a pie but he couldn't Do his homework without listening to music and doing the moonwalk in top of a mountain, crying because he wanted to drink some coffee but he had an idea: he could use bending tools to straighten out his lazy dance shoes from his knee and start to run like a crazy ape wanting to eat a banana pie and drink a milkshake with it because he likes how they taste because they remind him of those days in Long Island where he played with his balls with his friends and then he decided to make pancakes because he could wrap them around a tree or throw to attract some squirrels to find a key looks like a big apple and everyone wants to say weeeeeeeeeee, so why does