Jermaine Jackson: You Are Not Alone (The Musical)

Jermaine Jackson's New Album

Today held at a parking lot was a very small press conference announcing the new album from Jermaine Jackson. The album is entitled "The Unofficial Michael Jackson Tribute".

As there was nothing going on Hoax News Network decided to join the other two press members for this announcement.

Jermaine Jackson, stood on an old milk crate, and made his announcement:

"Today I am releasing this album in memory of my brother; and his legacy. It is in no way just an opportunity to cash-in on that legacy - that is what my book is for. I was in the studio for days putting this album together and once they finished autotuning it I was happy with the result. I am not releasing this album on any online source due to the fact that people will download it without paying for it. I got kids to feed - well I'm sure that some of them are my kids. To be honest I'm not sure. Some might be the children of Randy but I am still paying for them; well my mother is. But as I said this album is not about that it is about the legacy of my brother."

Joe Jackson, father of Michael and Jermaine Jackson, had this to say: "Don't be putting me as the father of Jermaine. I hate when the press remind people of that. I am here to support the sales of this album; and it is not because I am getting 33% of all the profits. This album Jermaine actually did all the singing. I played it to his mother and she cried. Strangely enough she stopped crying when I turned it off. People have to realize that if they buy this album Jermaine will be able to pay his child support. I was talking with Katherine last night and she said she has had enough and that is why she is evicting them. Katherine has a big heart and is very polite in her actions. Me, I would of had Randy, Marlon, and Tito go round the house and evict them. You know, go old school with baseball bats and shit and get them out. I don't know how many people even live in that house now. Shit, Katherine is paying for people she don't even know."

I took the moment to ask Jermaine about Marlon's Twitter account. He had this to say: "It is not Marlon. I tweeted that. I know it has been around for 5 months and I am now only mentioning it; and yes there is only me and my wife that is saying it is not Marlon. But I swear it is not Marlon. I don't know why my other brothers haven't said anything against this account."

The album is out now and available via Joe Jackson, as he seems to be hauling all 2,000 copies around in the trunk of his SUV.

Tracks included on the album, all performed by Jermaine, are: It's All About The Benjamins, Money For Nothing, Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money), Take The Money and Run, Gold Digger, and Free Money.

So if you have $3 spare and happen to meet up with Joe Jackson get yourself a copy; if for nothing more than a good laugh.

http://hoaxnewsnetwork.blogspot.com/2011/04/jermaine-jacksons-new-album.html


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JOKE :lol:
 
^^^^^ You should have put warning before posting that, I nearly choked for my breakfast as I was laughing so much :lol::laugh::lmao::hysterical:
 
http://www.jackson-source.com/news/959-jermaine-preparing-his-new-album


Song-snippet of duet in the link

Jermaine preparing his new album
Published on Tuesday, 25 September 2012 18:22.
Recently, Jermaine has been in the recording studio in Los Angeles with French producer and opera singer David Serero who posted photos on his Facebook profile of the studio session with the description Jermaine is preparing his new album. David revealed exclusively to Jackson Source that they recorded a jazz classics album titled I Wish You Love. He also shared a snippet of the duet track "Autumn Leaves". Jermaine and David are also working on a musical show based on Jermaine's book memoirs that will take place in on January 21, 26 and 27 2013 in Paris.

OMG...My poor ears.

I'm only grateful to Jermaine for the laughs he gives me when I'm reading about his flop business. lol
 
Here's another little treat for you Jermainiacs that I happened to come across from 2010. Apparently the Jerm was going to embark on a world tour of some kind, but only did one date.

This is the story of that one concert, as told by the Great Volcano Head himself:

 
Snippets from Jermaine's new album is available here

That selection of songs:

I've Got You Under My Skin;
My Funny Valentine; and
Can't Take My Eyes Off You,

may work for an artist like Rod Stewart or Tony Bennet. Jermaine Jackson, not so sure.

I wonder what happened to all the "new" music they are ALWAYS talking about.
 
I heard the snippets on another site today and thought it was pretty good-not so sure if I will run out and buy it or anything. But I have always been crazy about those old jazz standards. I remember at the time BAD came out, Linda Ronstadt was recording her trilogy of the American Songbook with Nelson Riddle (which I love) and I really wanted Michael to do an album (or three) like that.
Just think how unbelievably great that would be. With Quincy co-producing-especially after the Sinatra stuff he did. And I know it would have been fantastic since I've listened to him sing some of the old stuff on the Jacksons Variety Show on You Tube recently. It was way better than I remembered.
 
About the album:

"Recorded in 2012, "I Wish You LOVE" is the NEW album by Jermaine JACKSON. In this album, this legendary artist from the Jackson 5, sings Jazz Standards such as "I've got the world on a string", "I've got you under my skin", "I wish you love", "All the things you are", "My Funny Valentine", "Can't Take my Eyes Off You"..etc.
It also includes the duet of Autumn Leaves with French Opera singer baritone David Serero.
Artistic Direction, Arrangements and Production of this album has been done by David Serero."

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jermainejackson2/from/viglink


Sorry, but I had to LOL at the "legendary"... :lol:
 
About the album:

"Recorded in 2012, "I Wish You LOVE" is the NEW album by Jermaine JACKSON. In this album, this legendary artist from the Jackson 5, sings Jazz Standards such as "I've got the world on a string", "I've got you under my skin", "I wish you love", "All the things you are", "My Funny Valentine", "Can't Take my Eyes Off You"..etc.
It also includes the duet of Autumn Leaves with French Opera singer baritone David Serero.
Artistic Direction, Arrangements and Production of this album has been done by David Serero."

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jermainejackson2/from/viglink


Sorry, but I had to LOL at the "legendary"... :lol:

"Legendary" since when? :wtf2:
 
About the album:

"Recorded in 2012, "I Wish You LOVE" is the NEW album by Jermaine JACKSON. In this album, this legendary artist from the Jackson 5, sings Jazz Standards such as "I've got the world on a string", "I've got you under my skin", "I wish you love", "All the things you are", "My Funny Valentine", "Can't Take my Eyes Off You"..etc.
It also includes the duet of Autumn Leaves with French Opera singer baritone David Serero.
Artistic Direction, Arrangements and Production of this album has been done by David Serero."

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jermainejackson2/from/viglink


Sorry, but I had to LOL at the "legendary"... :lol:

this album would make me fall asleep lol
 
Seemingly Jermaine is still going around whining about executors and how MJ's estate is handled and how family should be in charge of the estate. Can some French speaker translate this article into proper language as google translator is not very good?

Jermaine, le frère de Michael Jackson : "son album posthume ne m'inspire rien de bon"
"Ma mère est la légataire, mais elle n'a pas de contrôle sur ce que font les producteurs chargés d'exploiter cet héritage", estime le frère de Michael Jackson

"Ce patrimoine artistique tombe dans les mains de gens qui n'y voient qu'une machine à faire de l'argent". Frère de Michael Jackson (mort en 2009) et ancien membre des Jackson Five, Jermaine Jackson donnera bientôt à Bordeaux la première mondiale de "You Are Not Alone".

Il a accordé à Sud Ouest une interview à paraître dans son intégralité dans Sud Ouest Dimanche.

Jermaine Jackson s'y montre très sévère à l'égard de l'album de chansons posthumes du roi de la pop sorti il y a deux ans et sur la gestion de l'image de son frère depuis son décès: "Une partie de notre vie, de notre activité, est le show-business… mais nous sommes avant toute chose une famille, pas une entreprise. L'album posthume de Michael, par exemple, ne m'inspire rien de bon. Qu'à la sortie d'un disque, l'enjeu pour le public soit de deviner si c'est vraiment Michael qui chante ou pas, cela prouve que les choses ne sont pas au niveau de notre degré d'exigence et de qualité. Ma mère est la légataire, mais elle n'a pas de contrôle sur ce que font les producteurs chargés d'exploiter cet héritage. Je suis très peiné qu'on ait pu penser que ma famille et moi approuvions pareille parution. Rien de tout ça ne vient de nous. Quand on a travaillé dur pendant plus de quarante années pour bâtir une œuvre et que ce patrimoine artistique tombe dans les mains de gens qui n'y voient qu'une machine à faire de l'argent, ça devient un problème. Et c'est un problème pour moi."

Michael Jackson a gagné 170 millions de dollars entre octobre 2010 et octobre 2011, selon ce classement des artistes décédés qui ont gagné le plus d'argent.

L'interview intégrale est à lire dimanche sur le blog Pop, Rock et Colégram

http://www.sudouest.fr/2013/01/04/j...hume-ne-m-inspire-rien-de-bon-925295-4691.php
 
Bubs;3759374 said:
Seemingly Jermaine is still going around whining about executors and how MJ's estate is handled and how family should be in charge of the estate. Can some French speaker translate this article into proper language as google translator is not very good?

Jermaine, le frère de Michael Jackson : "son album posthume ne m'inspire rien de bon"
"Ma mère est la légataire, mais elle n'a pas de contrôle sur ce que font les producteurs chargés d'exploiter cet héritage", estime le frère de Michael Jackson

"Ce patrimoine artistique tombe dans les mains de gens qui n'y voient qu'une machine à faire de l'argent". Frère de Michael Jackson (mort en 2009) et ancien membre des Jackson Five, Jermaine Jackson donnera bientôt à Bordeaux la première mondiale de "You Are Not Alone".

Il a accordé à Sud Ouest une interview à paraître dans son intégralité dans Sud Ouest Dimanche.

Jermaine Jackson s'y montre très sévère à l'égard de l'album de chansons posthumes du roi de la pop sorti il y a deux ans et sur la gestion de l'image de son frère depuis son décès: "Une partie de notre vie, de notre activité, est le show-business… mais nous sommes avant toute chose une famille, pas une entreprise. L'album posthume de Michael, par exemple, ne m'inspire rien de bon. Qu'à la sortie d'un disque, l'enjeu pour le public soit de deviner si c'est vraiment Michael qui chante ou pas, cela prouve que les choses ne sont pas au niveau de notre degré d'exigence et de qualité. Ma mère est la légataire, mais elle n'a pas de contrôle sur ce que font les producteurs chargés d'exploiter cet héritage. Je suis très peiné qu'on ait pu penser que ma famille et moi approuvions pareille parution. Rien de tout ça ne vient de nous. Quand on a travaillé dur pendant plus de quarante années pour bâtir une œuvre et que ce patrimoine artistique tombe dans les mains de gens qui n'y voient qu'une machine à faire de l'argent, ça devient un problème. Et c'est un problème pour moi."

Michael Jackson a gagné 170 millions de dollars entre octobre 2010 et octobre 2011, selon ce classement des artistes décédés qui ont gagné le plus d'argent.

L'interview intégrale est à lire dimanche sur le blog Pop, Rock et Colégram

http://www.sudouest.fr/2013/01/04/j...hume-ne-m-inspire-rien-de-bon-925295-4691.php

I'll try to translate it tomorrow. He is claiming the Estate only wants the money and the Jacksons are a strong family who spent 40 years building their career in music.
 
It's seems Jermaine is dominating france, he's now in the cover of this french magazine:

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I wanna screammmmmmmmmmm
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Seriously Jermaine, of all the songs he picks the songs that he cannot sing.

I say nothing about the moves taken directly from Michael's routines:rollin:
He should think if he is Jermaine Jackson, member of J5 or if he is MJ tribute act.
 
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