Insult The Member Above!

[Poefiend]

You like cold gravy

 

[Ape]

you eat off the plates of people who've finished eating at McDonalds.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

you are Ronald McDonald

 

[Poefiend]

You are the Burger King

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Ronald McDonalds scares me.

You walk down the street and text yourself to act like you're popular.

 

[Poefiend]

LOL

you knit sweaters out of nose hairs

 

[Ape]

You write yourself emails to feel special

 

[Poefiend]

you tell people you are the Popes Grand Daughter
to gain entrance into high places

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You send yourself Christmas cards.

 

[Poefiend]

you tell people you live at the Vatican

 

[Ape]

I AM the popes grand daughter...and I don't have to tell them, it is their job to know that at high places, and they beg me to come in.

You shine my shoes and miss spots.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

you tell people you taught MJ the moonwalk

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You speak to yourself in the mirror and wish you knew someone like you.

 

[Ape]

I DO!! How did you know? And now I am meeting them.


Little green people visit you in your sleep. they are your real family.

 

[Poefiend]

You knew someone like you and didnt speak to them at all :huh:

 

[Expressions of Passion]

You ignored yourself cos you thought you were being rude to youself

 

[Ape]

You proposed to yourself because you thought you were soooooooooo pretty and soooooooo smart. But just you try wearing a wedding dress AND a Tux.. not so easy now is it?

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You hug yourself.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

ape :rofl:

you kiss the mirror

 

[Ape]

Every day, cause no one does it better. Though you can try


You stalk me so you can try to emmulate me, but you will never succeed. NEVER NEVER I SAY!!

 

[Poefiend]

you wish on Venus

 

[Ape]

I don't get it. :huh: (are you being too nice in the insult thread again?)

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You're a vegetable.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

You're a buffett

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You eat off yourself.

 

[Expressions of Passion]

Still they hate you

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You like sniffing old people.

 

[Ape]

and you sleep alone? (* can't remember the words)

 

[Poefiend]

You cant crip walk

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You don't even sleep with yourself.