Insult The Member Above!

[lil_miss_mj]

poe has a barbed wire duvet which he enjoys cuddling.

 

[Poefiend]

so and?

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Where's my insult? Ran out of them, have we?

You slimey worm.

You silly slimey worm who enjoys worming into the wall.

 

[Poefiend]

falls asleep at her sad attempts....wake me when you find a REAL INSULT? thanks

 

[lil_miss_mj]

poe sleeps through everything.

Even right now, he's typing in his sleep. Bless him.

 

[Poefiend]

Yes I am blessed but you a mess........talkin in my sleep.........zzzzzzzz snores

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You're a smelly sheep.

YADDA YADDA BAAAAAAAH.

 

[Poefiend]

thats it? glad I stayed asleep for that one :lol:

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Did someone hear something? Must be the COWS again.

 

[Poefiend]

only you MOOING .....goes back to sleep ..can ya keep it down some? sheesh!

 

[wendijane]

sheeps ...worms ....cows ....omfrig ....

i wont insult ....someone insult meeeeeeeeeeeee
who made THIS thread ? :lol: *gives them a womble sarnie *

 

[Lorraine]

^ You know you want too :lol: ^ You are a smelly fish head :bugeyed

( It's all in good fun WendiJ ) LOL

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You eat fish heads, vomit them back up and eat them again.

 

[Lorraine]

Yes that's my fave dish, always take better second time around too You just jealous coz I don't share it with you once I have puked it back up

 

[lil_miss_mj]

So you admit it?

Oh it's all coming out now!

*Speechless*

 

[wendijane]

you have to beeeeeeeeeeeee speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechless ...thas right beeeee speechless forever !
you eat wild worm mushrooms ...and ....and ya dont wash your veg before eating it !!!....

 

[lil_miss_mj]

And what son? More healthy that way.

YOU however, don't even eat veg. You think it's healthy to have a diet consisting of NOTHING at all. You're nothing. Just a little particle of dust that isn't even there.

BOOYA.

 

[blue_eyed_belle]

SMELL!!

That is all!

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Pull your head out your backside, sunshine!

 

[wendijane]

nooooooo !!! i was thinking of dust tooo !

you eat marshmallow dust and poke out the best bits on sundays

 

[Lorraine]

^ You love the sound of your own voice so much that you record yourself talking then play it to yourself while you are falling alseep just so you can then dream about hearing your own voice :yes:

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You seem to know a lot about this, anything you want to share? You poor dear.

 

[Lorraine]

Not with you no, I hear you are a gossip :fear:

 

[lil_miss_mj]

From your own mouth. :yes:

 

[Expressions of Passion]

you taste (and look) like soot and POO.

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Only because you insisted on tasting and looking at me.

Profusely, I might add.

 

[Lisha]

Let's just see HOW MUCH you've missed me in here, young lady...

You're overly profuse!

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You're obsessed with wanting to know how much I've missed you.

Shall I er, suggest some hobbies?

 

[Lisha]

You are so funny in this thread! :lol: You definitely top me as an insulter. But I'm a trooper..so...
.
You have had a life long desire to run a Help Column in a well circulated periodical...as pathetic and hopeless of a desire that is...



(hmm, in truth I do not like insulting people...)

 

[wendijane]

i do !!!! :wild:
you can alllllllllllll live in rocket ships in the great midddle of no where for all i care !!!
ahem ... *leaves with tail between legs to find the ant eater thread .*