There was a boy called James and he was a teenage boy who lived in Algeria because he was a algeria boy with algeria decents but suddenly one day he found out that the man he thought was his father turned into a car and he wanted to turn into a car too, then he told his girlfriend about this wish and then she said that she had always wanted to date a car, but she was afraid that someone would think that she's weird so she told him to "Beat it!". He was shocked about that so he dated a giraffe instead to impress her schoolmates but she didn't get so shoked as he thought she was and they dated each other and had dinner in a resturant.. and he saw Michael Jackson, so he fainted and then he gave her a kiss to prove he was not attracted to Michael Jackson, however it was too late, his date had already fallen for Mr Jacksons innate charms. He had to get her back but he had to finish his dinner first which was a Steak and Kidney pie which wasn't really that good, then his trouseurs fell down which revealed something extremely odd and then he slowly looked down and he noticed something really weird it wasn't your average weird. But he noticed that he was wearing his unlucky underwear - he could have sworn he put on his lucky pair! Suddenly he realised that someone crashed the window in the room that he was sitting in and that was... Michael Jackson! James was shocked why someone like MJ is crashing his window so he ran around like a chicken and Michael rolled his eyes and he said "oi ,you....yes you .....you silly sod , stop standin there like a lemon! let me in ~woo! we gotta go on a mission !" And by saying mission he meant a water balloon fight!!! "Against who?" asked James. Michael answered "against the thing with forty eyes booy, HOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!" And then James knew exactly what to do which was turn to MJ and say "you better go and get your armor!" Michael took his armor out of his pocket but OH NO the armor didn't fit!! Apparently he wasn't as small as the toy he took it off so he became a car like his father so then his old girlfriend took him back and they started to blast Smooth Criminal out of the car speakers and then they started to wonder what the hell happened with Michael Jackson, where is he? And they remembered that he's swimming in the swimming pool that in their backyard so then he turned into the robot thing off moonwalker and came and won the water balloon fight!! So they transformed to humans again and started celebrating the victory and whole world joined their party!! From that day forward every 36th of Juvember was proclaimed Michael Jackson and...that other dude day!!!!!!!! And so concludes the story of James and cars, giraffes, Girlfriends, and Michael Jackson. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, there was another boy called Matthew and he was sitting in a tree when he fell and broke his neck... then he broke his nose bone too ! He was took on a hospital , then his mother came to him and say:
"Look what I bought you, a real-life size Michael Jackson doll!!!"
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