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They're alright, nothing beats Chuck Norris facts though.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

You get the picture. :lol:
 
Upside said:
They're alright, nothing beats Chuck Norris facts though.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

You get the picture. :lol:
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I died laughing!

Jesus can walk on water but ChuckNorriz can swim through land.
ChuckNorriz never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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lmao!!! im following that to! those facts are hilarouis!! its nice to have something like that to make us all laugh after being so sad for so long.
 
Another favorite of mine

''When Clark Kent wants to save someone he becomes Superman. When Superman wants to save the world he becomes Michael Jackson''
 
Upside said:
They're alright, nothing beats Chuck Norris facts though.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

You get the picture. :lol:
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I am disappointed in you, Upside.
 
Michael Jackson Facts

There is no pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. It's a copy of Thriller.

Michael Jackson didn't start something. He started everything.

Michael Jackson doesn't wear a shiny glove, thats just the magic floating around his hand.

Michael Jackson doesn't lean a 45* angle, he just moves the earth.
 
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When Clark Kent wants to save someone, he becomes Superman...When Superman wants to save the world, he becomes Michael Jackson.

Chuck Norris wears Michael Jackson pajamas at night.
 
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Michael Jackson can still eat chicken and be a vegeterian. He just tells the Chicken ''Your a vegetable'' and vegitises it

Barack Obama ran for President when Michael Jackson told him ''Yes you can''
 
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Michael Jackson cant touch someone like me for the strive ive got from that for life :yes:
 
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Michael Jackson can't play heads or tails. Every time he tosses a coin, it always lands into the nearest jukebox
 
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Michael Jackson can moonwalk on water
 
Chuck Norris gave Michael Jackson Nightmares, the product of this was Thriller

When Michael Jackson spins, he drills holes into the earth.

Michael Jackson is so amazing, a picture of him is next to the definition of the word "brillant"
 
Only Michael Jackson can make the toughest most bad ass man (other than himself of course) cry like a little bitch at one of his concerts. This is a fact

Michael Jackson's smile once brought a puppy back to life

Whenever your having a problem you always think to yourself ''What would Michael Jackson do in this situation?''
 
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I love these

Michael Jackson defeated the sun in a brightness contest.
There are no such things as Michael Jackson haters… Just people who don't know yet that they love him.
 
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WTFMJfacts Michael Jackson Fun
The emotion contained in Michael Jackson's voice can hit you so hard that it can rearrange your DNA.

The energy contained in a single Michael Jackson crotch grab could power the city of Las Vegas for 76 minutes.


Michael Jackson began recording for Motown in Detroit. One day, he caught a cold. The next day, Berry Gordy moved Motown to L.A.


Michael Jackson is the ONLY man who can rock his mother's sequined jacket and his swag not be harmed.
 
In space no one can hear you scream......unless your a Michael Jackson fan at one of his concerts

When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon Michael ran out and yelled ''GET OFF MY LAWN!''

Why do Michael Jackson haters belong on the left? Because it ain't right to be a Michael Jackson hater

Michael Jackson got hungry and walked into Burger King. When he walked out, the place was just Burger, and he was the King.

Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick people to knock them out. Michael Jackson doesn't have to lift a finger

The bible was originally titled Michael Jackson and Friends

iF m!cHaL jAkS0n TyP3D l!k3 d!zz 3VeRy1 wUd th!nK !t'S A3sOm3!!!!!!!!!!!111111one11111!!!!!!!

There are no such things as tornados. Michael Jackson just likes practicing his spins every once in a while
 
Michael Jackson doesn't compete in sports. He allows other people to have a chance at breaking records too.
When Michael Jackson goes to bed, he doesn't count sheep, he counts his fans.
lol
 
Michael Jackson can travel at the speed of light

The awnser to life: Michael Jackson

In Soviet Russia, Michael doesnt wow a crowd. He makes them faint.

E=MJ^2 = immpossible, You cant duplicate MJ, and MJ is energy so he cant equal it. E=MC^2 = possible.
 
Michael Jackson isn't blessed with music. Music is blessed with Michael Jackson
 
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