Every time...

[julia95]

Every time my friend makes fun of me, I don't listen.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I don't listen, they get mad.

 

[julia95]

Every time they get mad, they don't answer their phone.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time they don't answer their phone, I eat cake.

 

[julia95]

Every time I eat cake, I pig out.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I pig out, I feel guilty.

 

[julia95]

Every time I feel guilty, I stay in my room.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I stay in my room, I text friends.

 

[Smile]

Every time I text friends, they text back.

 

[julia95]

Every time they text back, I'm listening to music.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I'm listening to music, someone knocks on the door.

 

[Smile]

Every time someone knocks on the door, I pretend I don't listen

 

[julia95]

Every time I pretend I don't listen, they go away.

 

[Smile]

Every time they go away, the come back again after a few minutes.

 

[julia95]

Every time they come back after a few minutes, they want cake.

 

[canelovesmj]

Everytime they want cake, I also offer Pepsi!

 

[julia95]

Every time I also offer Pepsi, noone is thursty.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time no one is thirsty, I drink more.

 

[karom]

Every time I drink more, I need to pee.

 

[Smile]

Every time I need to pee, I don't drink any more water

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I don't drink more water, I get constipated.

 

[julia95]

Every time I get constipated, I drink tea.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I drink tea, I eat a cookie.

 

[julia95]

Every time I eat a cookie, I enjoy it.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I enjoy it, I am happy.

 

[julia95]

Every time I'm happy, I take a walk.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I take a walk, I take my dog.

 

[julia95]

Every time I take my dog, he runs away.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time he runs away, I run after him.

 

[Smile]

Every time I run after him, I get bored.