Every time...

[spoonie]

Every time I thank God for being a girl I try to imagine being a boy.

 

[fondero]

Every time I try to imagine being a boy, I realise I like being a girl

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime I realize I like being a girl, I'm at Victoria's Secret.

 

[morsmordre]

^ :lol:

Every time I go to a mall, I realise how un-girly I can be sometimes.

 

[spoonie]

Everytime I realise how un-girly I can be sometimes I remember I was always a tomboy as a child

 

[karin861]

Every time I remember I was always a tomboy as a child, I try to find my old toys :lol:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime I try to find my old toys, I go to my sister's room.

 

[fondero]

Every time I go to my sister's room, I have to jump over all the mess

 

[karin861]

Every time I have to jump over all the mess, I turn on the radio

 

[fondero]

Every time I turn on the radio, my neighbours start complaining

 

[spoonie]

Every time my neighbours start complaining I end up laughing too much.

 

[fondero]

Every time I end up laughing too much, I have to run to the bathroom

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime I have to run to the bathroom, there is no toilet paper.

 

[fondero]

Every time there's no toilet paper, I freak out

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime I freak out, I scream.

 

[fondero]

Every time I scream, I sound like a crazy cat

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime I sound like a crazy cat, my dogs get excited.

 

[fondero]

Every time my dogs get excited, a frog jumps into my room

 

[karin861]

Every time frog jumps into my room, I wanna kiss him :naughty: :lmao:

 

[fondero]

Every time I wanna kiss a frog, a mosquito bites me

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime a mosquito bites me, I get a rash.

 

[fondero]

Every time I get a rash, I feel like an alien

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime I feel like an alien, I think of Katy Perry.

 

[karin861]

^ :lol:

Every time I think of Katy Perry, I wanna travel to Budapest

 

[8701girl]

Everytime i wanna travel to budapest, i change my mind & travel to italy instead

 

[Speechless09]

Everytime I change my mind & travel to italy instead, I stay there and enjoy the sun while I sing Speechless.

 

[fondero]

Every time I stay there and enjoy the sun while I sing Speechless, it starts to rain cats and dogs

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime it starts to rain cats and dogs, I do a rain dance.

 

[fondero]

Every time I do a rain dance, there is a stampede

 

[SimplyMagic]

Everytime there is a stampede, I watch the Black or White video.