Every time...

[SimplyMagic]

Every time she has a tantrum, I hide her shoes.

 

[julia95]

Every time I hide her shoes, our dog eats them.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time our dog eats them, she yells.

 

[julia95]

Every time she yells, our neighbor hears it.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time our neighbors hear her, they call the police.

 

[julia95]

Every time they call the police, we are surprised.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time we are surprised, I bake a cake.

 

[julia95]

Every time I bake a cake, I can't wait to eat it.

 

[eagle_eye]

Every time I can't wait to eat it, someone steals it. -.-

 

[julia95]

Every time someone steals it, I chase him.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I chase him, he runs faster.

 

[julia95]

Every time he runs faster, he falls.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time he falls, my sister laughs.

 

[julia95]

Every time my sister laughs, I join in.

 

[Sunnie23]

Every time I join in, everybody else leaves.

 

[julia95]

Every time everybody else leaves, I am resigned.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I am resigned, I eat pizza.

 

[Sunnie23]

Every time I eat Pizza, I get a stomach ache.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I get a stomach ache, I sing a song.

 

[julia95]

Every time I sing a song, someone listens.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time someone listens, I am happy.

 

[karin861]

Every time I'm happy, I jump vey high.

 

[julia95]

Every time I jump very high, I lose my trousers.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I lose my trousers, my neighbor laughs.

 

[julia95]

Every time my neighbor laughs, he invites me to dinner.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time he invites me to dinner, I turn him down.

 

[Sunnie23]

Every time I turn him down, he keeps begging me for more!! :sigh:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time he keeps begging me for more, I ignore him.

 

[Sunnie23]

Every time I ignore him, he gets into my face!! :huh:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time he gets into my face, I feel sick.