Every time...

[julia95]

Every time I can't understand him, I hand the phone over to my brother.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I hand the phone over to my brother, he laughs.

 

[julia95]

Every time he laughs, he turns red like a beet.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time he turns red like a beet, I get hungry.

 

[julia95]

Every time I get hungry, I want to eat pizza.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I want to eat pizza, the phone rings.

 

[julia95]

Every time the phone rings, no one picks it up.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time no one picks up, I sing a song.

 

[julia95]

Every time I sing a song, I take a shower.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I take a shower, I kick the ball.

 

[julia95]

^:wtf:

Every time I kick the ball, I miss the goal.

 

[SimplyMagic]

^ :lol:

Every time I miss the goal, I practice more.

 

[julia95]

Every time I practise more, I get tired.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I get tired, I listen to music.

 

[julia95]

Every time I listen to music, I feel happy.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I feel happy, I bake a cake.

 

[julia95]

Every time I bake a cake, I burn it in the oven.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I burn it in the oven, I scream.

 

[julia95]

Every time I scream, I watch a movie.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I watch a movie, the neighbors complain.

 

[julia95]

^ :lol:

Every time the neighbors complain, I don't care.

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I don't care, I go swimming.

 

[julia95]

Every time I go swimming, I have fun.

 

[karom]

Every time I have fun, I'm happy.

 

[julia95]

Every time I am happy, I draw a picture.

 

[fondero]

Every time I draw a picture, people can't stop laughing :beee:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time people can't stop laughing, I show them my middle finger.

 

[julia95]

Every time I show them my middle finger, they get mad.

 

[fondero]

Every time they get mad, I whistle

 

[SimplyMagic]

Every time I whistle, my dog barks.